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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Tiffbuxas: 4:51pm On Dec 17, 2016
veekid:

why is Nairaland so biased like this? MMM has helped millions of nigerians and will continue to help,while seunn (mr self righteous ) that makes millions everyday from his >10year old site cannot even boast of helping 50 nigerian youths financially , or an empowerment program, motivational speaking, skill acquisition, nothing (unlike Linda ikeji -God bless her).
Bros just stays behind the pc, typing crap about God not existing and some folks like happney65 followsuit. Who you epp bros?

We've all learnt about MMM, thank you, & The real mavrodians know how the system works and we will continue to PH!!!

You've totally lost my respect

Abegg oo I've bin seeing this shit help me if I'm lost.... WETIN CONCERN SEUN CONCERN MMM BEING ON FRONT PAGE this bitterness is sad and surprising. so whoever does not support mmm is now a demon or bad person who does not wish u well? think guys.. no be only una money hang, you must not fool urself cuz of ur 34k

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by roblance: 4:52pm On Dec 17, 2016
veekid:

why is Nairaland so biased like this? MMM has helped millions of nigerians and will continue to help,while seunn (mr self righteous ) that makes millions everyday from his >10year old site cannot even boast of helping 50 nigerian youths financially , or an empowerment program, motivational speaking, skill acquisition, nothing (unlike Linda ikeji -God bless her).
Bros just stays behind the pc, typing crap about God not existing and some folks like happney65 followsuit. Who you epp bros?

We've all learnt about MMM, thank you, & The real mavrodians know how the system works and we will continue to PH!!!

You've totally lost my respect

How old are you?

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Tiffbuxas: 4:53pm On Dec 17, 2016
roblance:


How old are you?
as you can see he's a kid veekid
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sammexxy(m): 4:57pm On Dec 17, 2016
mmm participants are not complaining much about the frozen mavros,most anti-mmm put d matter for head than the participants... i pray you won't have heart attack.. if i do mmm na ur fada money i put?

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by permanentgrace(m): 4:58pm On Dec 17, 2016
ToySoldier2:
More here

Nice one guy. God bless you.
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Emdee590(m): 5:01pm On Dec 17, 2016
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Mtncardseller:
can you please d country where MMM crash with proves?
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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sinaj(f): 5:03pm On Dec 17, 2016
veekid:

why is Nairaland so biased like this? MMM has helped millions of nigerians and will continue to help,while seunn (mr self righteous ) that makes millions everyday from his >10year old site cannot even boast of helping 50 nigerian youths financially , or an empowerment program, motivational speaking, skill acquisition, nothing (unlike Linda ikeji -God bless her).
Bros just stays behind the pc, typing crap about God not existing and some folks like happney65 followsuit. Who you epp bros?

We've all learnt about MMM, thank you, & The real mavrodians know how the system works and we will continue to PH!!!

You've totally lost my respect
Linda Ikeji is a blessing indeed.
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by fkdmods: 5:04pm On Dec 17, 2016
permanentgrace:


Seun lost my respect a long time ago. I came to clearly understand that Seun is nothing but an enemy of people's successes. The castigated MMM has helped so money and seun and his useless site cannot prove of one life they've touched positively. I SPIT ON THIS USELESS SITE CALLED NAIRALAND. Highest he would do is to ban the moniker, after then, what next?

Come January, we'll continue PH and GH.
#IStandWithMMM

Stage 1; Denial. This is where many Nigerians are at the moment.

Stage 2; Anger. This guy is already experiencing it.

Stage 3; Bargaining. This will start on January 14.

Stage 4; Depression. This period is very dangerous. A lot of people will be prone to suicide during this period

Stage 5; Acceptance. Only the resilient will eventually accept that MMM is gone. RIP.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 5:04pm On Dec 17, 2016
daviddagreat:


hahahahaha

lash out all u want

I know wats really frustrating u

and about your earlier questions it just confirmed my fears dat u are very very dumb.

n don't quote me again cos I don't converse with simpletons lyk u

thunder fire you idiot...... U dey reason like a kid....better go and watch cartoon.... Radarada
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Enyimbamercedes: 5:04pm On Dec 17, 2016
[[s]quote author=feodan post=51966141]ON MMM: ‘WE WILL RATHER NOT REMAIN AS WE WERE’

December 13, 2016 was a day they’ve all been waiting for, doomsayers, naysayers; oh how they relished the opportunity, oh how their hormonal levels were raised, it was the “I told you so” moment they had so much longed for. It was probably the best thing to happen to some of them in months, miserable fellows, in their warped mind-set and tinted realities, they would rather have everybody remained as they were.
These set of people, because of their stubborn resolve to not open their mind to learning/ re-learning and because of their too cautious approach ride on a high horse of sheer ignorance and will blare Ponzi scheme at every given opportunity even when confronted with facts and realities as regards MMM. This group of people would rather remain as they were while others around them are making progress; the only thing positive in their outlook is waiting for a day when they will have the opportunity to mock the fate of others, the opportunity to say with gusto “I was right”. They fail to realize that life itself is a risk, when you take risks, you win some and you lose some, not taking risks at all because of not wanting to lose makes one the ultimate loser. Even though some of them have been barely making ends meet and have directly or indirectly benefitted from the ‘MMM’ money they have so derided, this ephemeral moral victory is enough to fill their probably empty bellies.
What I know and I know so well is ‘’even if MMM crashes’’ and given the circumstances, I will still participate over and over again, a resolution that applies to millions of other participants who have imbibed the MMM ideology. I make bold to say that this is the only platform that has brought smiles to the faces of millions of Nigerians and made millionaires of out of them in such a short period of time!!! No government policy or initiative in recent times has brought more hope and succour in such a short time span. It has rather been a plethora of unfulfilled promises, dashed hopes, sorrows tears and blood. In actual fact, government has been the biggest Ponzi operator in Nigeria, robbing and ripping citizens off for the benefit of a corrupt and undeserving few. Folks that have seemingly lost all hopes and disconcerted with happenings around them now approach life with renewed confidence and enthusiasm, dead businesses now have new life injected into them, students have been able to pay their tuition, crimes have arguably been reduced and even the economy hasn’t been left out, with increased liquidity and trade volumes at a time when recession has almost stifled life out of the Nigerian economy.
I know of folks who barely had tens of thousands in their bank accounts who now have hundreds of thousands, not to talk of those that are now millionaires, who probably never had such hopes at least not anytime soon. Those naysayers would have rather we traded all of that and remain like we ‘were’.
Some believe that MMM participants are lazy and greedy folks, but the fact is amongst these participants are great minds, intellectuals and professionals that cut across different fields and sectors of the economy, contributing their own quota to the growth of the economy, in fact when one looks at the farthest right side of the Mavro section on the MMM platform, there is a space titled ‘dreams’, meaning that MMM expects you to pursue your dreams, goals and aspirations with what you make from the system. MMM only wants to bridge the gap between the rich and the poor, MMM only wants to make things easier for people when they pursue their dreams and aspirations. Some believe that the only way to make it in life is to work hard and harder, and anyone with riches that have not been seen/ viewed to work hard in their distorted realities must have cut corners or been a fraud. While this is not to cast away the place of working hard in pursuing one’s dream, it must be realised that having access to the right information sometimes is only what is needed to make a headway in life and not necessarily working hard, this is what distinguishes between the rich and the poor, the rich always have access to the right information to stay ahead of the pack and even pay over the top to get it.
Apparently, not all Nigerians will join MMM, not even half the population, but those that have willingly participated should not be unjustly castigated or maligned for the choices they have made as they wouldn’t judge the critical ones for the choices they make with their lives also, live and lets live; each man to his own. It’s high time these critical elements stopped acting like they are other people’s moral compass or like they are in a position to determine what is good for others. Nobody is forcing anybody to join MMM, let people just focus on what they do and find happiness in it, there isn’t much to life than that.
While these people may enjoy their and make a show of their momentary triumphalism, MMM will be back!! Better and stronger!!! And they will come again with their prediction of doom and gloom, patiently waiting for their moment of validation while Mavrodites will make bigger and bigger strides with their lives. And even if the malignant moment they are waiting for surfaces again, we will dwell on the good tides and happy memories it has brought us, because we’d rather be financially blessed because we were curious than broke because we were sceptical and because we know that life itself is inherently risky. There is only one big risk that should be avoided at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing!!!
Adelaja Adefemi
100+ Guider[/quote][/s]

Ogbeni...leave this your long prose! A ponzi scheme is a ponzi scheme under any guise. If you can answer one question convincingly then I will accept this your epistle. Where does the 30% or whatever % added on to the investment come from? Leave all this community of helpers and giver and provider and guider and all the terminologies used to snare gullible people. MMM is what it is...a pyramid scheme similar to Nospecto of many years back. As long as it relies on recruiting down lines and relies on new money coming into the system to sustain it then it is a pyramid scheme...simple!!! As with all schemes; there are winners and losers.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Techguyz(m): 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2016
feodan:
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"Notice me" attitude eh??

kwantinue
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by nlanded: 5:10pm On Dec 17, 2016
sammexxy:
mmm participants are not complaining much about the frozen mavros,most anti-mmm put d matter for head than the participants... i pray you won't have heart attack.. if i do mmm na ur fada money i put?

How would MMM participants complain when they are in denial and holding on to dead hope? When January comes and the reality of losing your monies hits you guys then the real complains and tears would start coming in.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by DrtroubleM: 5:15pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
you are all mumu.....go and do your research very well and don't post stupid links for me again....

The only mumu here is you.. I guess you gained from mmm already. That's why you're running your mouth like tap water. Lazy thing.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 5:24pm On Dec 17, 2016
DrtroubleM:


The only mumu here is you.. I guess you gained from mmm already. That's why you're running your mouth like tap water. Lazy thing.
go and soak garri....old fool
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by OldBeer: 5:27pm On Dec 17, 2016
permanentgrace:


Seun lost my respect a long time ago. I came to clearly understand that Seun is nothing but an enemy of people's successes. The castigated MMM has helped so money and seun and his useless site cannot prove of one life they've touched positively. I SPIT ON THIS USELESS SITE CALLED NAIRALAND. Highest he would do is to ban the moniker, after then, what next?

Come January, we'll continue PH and GH.
#IStandWithMMM
How does your respect put money in Seun's account?
Who get time to single you out to ban your moniker?
Who sabi you in any of the sections?
What impact have you made on Nairaland?
Enter business, jobs/vacancies, investment and career sections and see people raking in millions legitimately without sitting on their asses waiting for their money to miraculously multiply.
If people like Hungerbad, Explorer, Naptu2 or Smellymouth are threatening Seun, you sef go follow put mouth!
Ikwakwakwakwakwkakwakwakwa!!!!!!


Chai! MMM be giving peeps an over-inflated sense of importance.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by kenoz(m): 5:27pm On Dec 17, 2016
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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by maasoap(m): 5:34pm On Dec 17, 2016
emmanuel2015:

Clueless boy where e crash, na 4 zimbabwenairaland abi? Una de follow mumu media wey de find traffic de misyarn, wisdom is good
MMM will never crash. When you finish your sweet dream, just wake up. MMM is not coming back, gone forever

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by maasoap(m): 5:38pm On Dec 17, 2016
Enyimbamercedes:
[[s]quote author=feodan post=51966141]

Ogbeni...leave this your long prose! A ponzi scheme is a ponzi scheme under any guise. If you can answer one question convincingly then I will accept this your epistle. Where does the 30% or whatever % added on to the investment come from? Leave all this community of helpers and giver and provider and guider and all the terminologies used to snare gullible people. MMM is what it is...a pyramid scheme similar to Nospecto of many years back. As long as it relies on recruiting down lines and relies on new money coming into the system to sustain it then it is a pyramid scheme...simple!!! As with all schemes; there are winners and losers.
And losers always outnumber gainers in terms of numbers and money.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by VastFinder: 5:50pm On Dec 17, 2016
Wow!! So creative.
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Julx(f): 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2016
Ultimate cycler is now back... I pray MMM comes back too.
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Codedrock(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2016
veekid:

why is Nairaland so biased like this? MMM has helped millions of nigerians and will continue to help,while seunn (mr self righteous ) that makes millions everyday from his >10year old site cannot even boast of helping 50 nigerian youths financially , or an empowerment program, motivational speaking, skill acquisition, nothing (unlike Linda ikeji -God bless her).
Bros just stays behind the pc, typing crap about God not existing and some folks like happney65 followsuit. Who you epp bros?

We've all learnt about MMM, thank you, & The real mavrodians know how the system works and we will continue to PH!!!

You've totally lost my respect
Lol.. This is just so funny! Seun this guy roasted you bad.. grin
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by azidomedogo: 5:59pm On Dec 17, 2016
soldierdollar:
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Then one day ... Just one day it'll crash and you'll put smiles on the faces of those who for the first time , invested their money( oh I forgot.. their spare money) but lost them .

You'll console them with your own money which will be enough to go round all MMM losers
ur post shows u are a jealous man.I blive the people around u have made more money from MMM but bcoz of ur doubt and fear of not participating in MMM is making u feel ur neighbours/friends have lost all and so u are happy.
Have u asked urself.What am i really happy about?
If You call MMM participants loosers,then what are YOU? a winner? what have u won?
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mujtahida: 6:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
Nairalanded:


South Africa
In 2015 MMM began operating in South Africa with the same business model as MMM-2011, claiming a "30% per month" return through a "social financial network".[4] The group was identified as a possible pyramid scheme by the National Consumer Commission and accounts of clients were later frozen by Capitec Bank.[5] In response to mounting criticism and official investigations by state authorities in 2016 supporters of the South African MMM scheme staged a protest march in Johannesburg.[6] and has started up again late November 2016.

Zimbabwe
On July 2015. MMM East Africa, launched subsidiary "MMM Global Zimbabwe" targeting the Zimbabwe population.[12] MMM offered it's participants "30% per month" return on all investments. [13] It soon became widely popular in Urban areas of Zimbabwe, The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe warned it's citizens to stay clear of the program as it could be a fraudulent scheme. [14] On September 2016, MMM Global Zimbabwe issued a freeze on all accounts, speculations suggest that this occurred due to a fall in number of participants. On 5 September 2016, all MMM accounts were unfrozen, and members were encouraged by MMM to continue "investing" their money, however the MMM unfreeze came with a catch; Members would get an 80% loss of their available funds should they decide to withdraw their funds.[15]This made some participants let their funds remain in the program while others withdrew their funds to suffer an 80% loss of their money "invested". [16] This affected 66,000 Zimbabweans and caused some economic instability.[17]

China
In January 2016 the Chinese government banned MMM on the grounds that it is a pyramid scheme, (Ponzi scheme), and it is not registered in the country (and as a fraudulent scheme cannot be registered).

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_scheme_company)

I hope I have cured you of your ignorance? You are welcome!
The person who should be cured of ignorance is you. He asked you a simple question to mention the countries where MMM has crashed. You ran to Wikipedia, copied what was written there obviously without reading it and posted it here in answer to his query. But an analysis of what you posted brings to the fore the following: how does government intervention to squelch MMM in South Africa and China equate to MMM crashing. Person wey dem kill dey the same with person wey die naturally? In Zimbabwe the rules were changed. Is that the same as crashing? Your level of comprehension is too poor and your pride on top of it is irritating. Go and learn how to read and comprehend.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by soldierdollar(m): 6:06pm On Dec 17, 2016
azidomedogo:
ur post shows u are a jealous man.I blive the people around u have made more money from MMM but bcoz of ur doubt and fear of not participating in MMM is making u feel ur neighbours/friends have lost all and so u are happy.
Have u asked urself.What am i really happy about?
If You call MMM participants loosers,then what are YOU? a winner? what have u won?

I call the people who'll lose when it crashes losers .

Why do you leave substance and chase shadows ? I'm talking about how the losers will feel and you're talking about jealously.

Educate yourself with my thread>> https://www.nairaland.com/3517058/why-think-mmm-not-helping

Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Elxandre(m): 6:14pm On Dec 17, 2016
veekid:

why is Nairaland so biased like this? MMM has helped millions of nigerians and will continue to help,while seunn (mr self righteous ) that makes millions everyday from his >10year old site cannot even boast of helping 50 nigerian youths financially , or an empowerment program, motivational speaking, skill acquisition, nothing (unlike Linda ikeji -God bless her).
Bros just stays behind the pc, typing crap about God not existing and some folks like happney65 followsuit. Who you epp bros?

We've all learnt about MMM, thank you, & The real mavrodians know how the system works and we will continue to PH!!!

You've totally lost my respect
You have remained the same as you are on Nairaland and haven't gained any thing because you are very lazy and wont see anything good in the various empowerment schemes on Nairaland.
All you seek is free handouts from Seun and co.

GO and tell several people who have become millionaires through Nairaland that the platform is useless.
While your mates make thousands of dollars through Fiverr, Upwork, selling essential things on Nairaland, learning about imports and exports, etc. you have instead choosen to remain dependent of pennies given out by the likes of Linda Ikeji.


In case you don't know, Nairaland is a forum which covers hottest happenings in Nigeria. Politics, sports, just name it.
So What is the crime in reporting about MMM?
Is it a lie that it has been frozen?

Get a life and stop harassing Seun over nothing.


I support any scheme empowering people, but harassing people because they choose to talk about it in whatsoever way is childish.
We condemned the senate for the Anti-Social media bill, but you a youth keep harassing people with your repressive stance.


You can now move over to Linda Ikeji to wait for her usual Christmas giveaways if you are so disappointed in Seun.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Elxandre(m): 6:16pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mujtahida:

The person who should be cured of ignorance is you. He asked you a simple question to mention the countries where MMM has crashed. You ran to Wikipedia, copied what was written there obviously without reading it and posted it here in answer to his query. But an analysis of what you posted brings to the fore the following: how does government intervention to squelch MMM in South Africa and China equate to MMM crashing. Person wey dem kill dey the same with person wey die naturally? In Zimbabwe the rules were changed. Is that the same as crashing? Your level of comprehension is too poor and your pride on top of it is irritating. Go and learn how to read and comprehend.
Is Mavrodi an ex-convict or not?
Tell me why he was jailed for five years.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by nlanded: 6:16pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mujtahida:

The person who should be cured of ignorance is you. He asked you a simple question to mention the countries where MMM has crashed. You ran to Wikipedia, copied what was written there obviously without reading it and posted it here in answer to his query. But an analysis of what you posted brings to the fore the following: how does government intervention to squelch MMM in South Africa and China equate to MMM crashing. Person wey dem kill dey the same with person wey die naturally? In Zimbabwe the rules were changed. Is that the same as crashing? Your level of comprehension is too poor and your pride on top of it is irritating. Go and learn how to read and comprehend.

Please what does the word "crash" mean in the dictionary? According to Collins dictionary, one meaning of "Crash" says: "to collapse or fail suddenly". Didn't MMM fail in all those countries mentioned? Are you a three year old kid?

Using the word "crash" is used to refer to the MMM system being a failure and not successful. MMM failed in China, South Africa and Zimbabwe, that isn't a crash right? China termed it as a fraudulent scheme and expunged it from their country. In South Africa they froze the monies of members and in Zimbabwe its clearly stated how many folks lost their monies.

I don't blame you, keep having hope and defending a fraudulent scheme, I pray your type doesn't commit suicide in January when reality sets in. grin

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