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How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by Ifakiland(m): 10:24pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
95% of girls in d country don't deserve love, the truth is dey don't like it wen u love dem and show it to dem...dey will enjoy it for d first 3 months and after dat u begin to bore dem, dey start saying "he's too nice" "I don't trust him, he's too good to be true"....so guys time to drop all dos nice guy hat u wear and put on a player's fedora. 1) Never fall in love with her, if u do...she will break ur hrt instead. 2) During d first week of meeting, call her first tin in d mrn and last tin before bed. 3) Make her laff as much as u can, tell her jokes, show her ure fun to be with. 4) Don't forget to flirt with her, don't over joke and get pushed in d friendzone, tell her her lips looks soft, u'd love to find out d texture soon, tell her her boobs looks like her nips are gonna be big...dat u'll love to find out soon....just flirt hard. 5) If ure gonna show her ure house....don't direct her straight to ur door step...if she coming alone, have her wait for u at a bustop before us and lead her to ur house tru a shortcut she won't remember. 6) Tell her how "scared" u are to enter a relationship with her cos of d hrtbrks uve had in d past....don't forget to add "I hope u won't brk my hrt" she will mostly likely say "I promise I won't, try me". 7) Don't forget to kiss her on her first visit to ur house....mite not be on d lips....but touch her body with ur lips one way or d other, tell her u lover her and wanna av a future together....let her go on d first visit, don't initiate sex....its to gain her trust and also according to gals (guys like dat av self control) lolzzz. Second visit...start kissing her lips frm d moment she steps into ur room and make sure u fork her well....while forking her ask her if she loves u....den fork her some more....give her tfare....call her if she has gotten ohm....in her mind, oh dis guys really loves me even after d sex he still cares...am gonna do more. 9) Keep d sex going, u can even get her preg and abort it....give her anal and wen ure tru and done.... 10) change ur Sim card and catch anoda fish. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by dingbang(m): 10:25pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
What if she already knows ur house? Huh.... |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by falconey(m): 10:29pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
dingbang: him Think say na everybody dey stay ajegunle like, where 12 routes fit lead to one house. 1 Like |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by dingbang(m): 10:30pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
falconey:lol... Bae says she wants to rape me..... Fear dey catch me |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by falconey(m): 10:35pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
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Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by dingbang(m): 10:37pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
falconey:abeg whch sexual enhancement substance do u recommend? |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by falconey(m): 10:39pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by dingbang(m): 10:40pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
falconey:phew i need smth stronger |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by falconey(m): 10:42pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
dingbang: lwkm see as victim dey prepare. |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by TrapHedges(m): 10:44pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
All this just to break a heart, lmfao |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by dingbang(m): 10:44pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
falconey:i hardly see any of them in stores... Are they sold codedly or wad |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by falconey(m): 10:46pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
dingbang: perhaps in your state but not in Lagos where even minors can get it for you. |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by dingbang(m): 10:51pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
falconey:na so... |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by vicstar(m): 10:57pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
• why will I wanna be successful doing that shiit ?? ★ ☆ ★ ☆ when am busy being successful in life •°• |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by Nobody: 12:49am On Dec 18, 2016 |
TrapHedges: That's d game he created.. I bet u already saved it and apply it ASAP |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by harkibami27: 12:58am On Dec 18, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:are u on watsapp |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by Nobody: 12:59am On Dec 18, 2016 |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by harkibami27: 1:09am On Dec 18, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:I like u,can we hook up |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by TrapHedges(m): 9:40am On Dec 18, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: don't think I need to.. Lols |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by firstking01(m): 9:56am On Dec 18, 2016 |
I no read all but the first few tips seems promising tho. |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by sarahade(f): 1:13pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
Ifakiland: What kind of person are you. Its you that will lose the opportunity to find something real in life. Peoplelike you end up with the garbage you deserve. Well you will have children too . |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by Timelezz: 8:09pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
Ifakiland: As you advocate, may it be done to your daughters and sisters. One love, brother. |
Re: How To Successfully Break A Girl's Heart. by LastProphet: 8:36am On Jan 06, 2017 |
complete crap, what a dumb philosophy, its youths like this that make ladies and guys think they should normally be enemies. nonsense |
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