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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:47pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
A woman and a man were involved in car accident. It was a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving. Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of … cars, the woman says; “So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she handed the bottle over to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.” (drunk driver’s offence) Adam ate the apple again ! Men will NEVER learn ! Women will Never change!!! #Xavier. 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:19pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Some girls will hold the manhood of their father's age mate and give a Mouth Action and won't be shy, but will be shy to hold ordinary Microphone to give Testimony in church. May your period play hide and seek with you this month if you don't change If e pain u come beat me i dey Port Harcourt. #Xavier. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:23pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Hello, Fellow Nairalanders, followers and Viewers of this thread "CHRONICLES OF JOKES", This is to inform you all that you are free to post any Jokes, Funny Memes (pictures), Funny Videos and Funny Audios here to keep the thread moving. And don't forget to leave a comment, hit the like and share button when you visit or view the thread. THANKS. #Xavier. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:58pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Some relatives can be funny They'll be like, "don't you remember me", I was in the Hospital when your mom gave birth to you. You don't have any option but to shout “aaaaaah aunty long time” 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:03pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Women are so jealous. I bet you Eve Counted Adam's Ribs everyday just to see if Another woman had been created. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:04pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
You feel shy removing your sister's panties from the dry line when it's about to rain... But you can remove the panties of some random babe with your teeth! My brother the thunder that'll strike you will come at 2pm on a very hot sunny day 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:00am On Dec 04, 2018 |
if any person claim he knows too much tell him or her to read A-Z from Z! 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:03am On Dec 04, 2018 |
A slay Queen wrote: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:08am On Dec 04, 2018 |
When two ladies fight, It doesn't matter who took Many Punches. If your weave was Removed You Automatically lost the Fight. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:43pm On Dec 05, 2018 |
If girls are to walk in town like the way they pose in their pictures I swear ,the government will record the highest ever DISABILITY RATE in the country. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2018 |
Sex education should be taught in school but the children must not be given homework.... 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:47pm On Dec 05, 2018 |
Don't loose a GOOD girl just becos they said 'There are many FISHES in the river... SCUBIA and TITUS no be the same oo.. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:36pm On Dec 06, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2018 |
Having an insecure boyfriend is not easy, You will be in church and he will call you and ask "Babe where are you?", You will say " I'm in church honey " And he will be like "Give Jesus the phone" 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 10:48pm On Dec 07, 2018 |
My sister; Sometimes when you go for a sleep over at your boyfriend's house and when its sleep time he puts his arms and legs around you and you think he is trying to cuddle and be romantic; My sister, he is just making sure you don't steal. 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 10:49pm On Dec 07, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 10:52pm On Dec 07, 2018 |
Hmmmmmmmm. Na Woah Oh. 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 12:18am On Dec 09, 2018 |
MUMMIES COME AND READ OOH THIS ONE WEAK ME OOOH Shocking story Must read A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked at the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied... "Ariel Washing powder". It will remove all stubborn stains!!!".. Please do not even start swearing at me ... I am also mad and I have a loaded gun and I am still hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me! Meanwhile, let me come and be going to turn the dodo I am frying Jare. #Xavier. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 12:21am On Dec 09, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:38am On Dec 09, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Oladaps15(m): 10:11pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
There is nothing
more annoying than a
child
from the next
compound playing with"
UP
NEPA"when your phone
battery is 1% 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Oladaps15(m): 10:49am On Dec 10, 2018 |
The way you eat
bread and popcorn
when no
one is there....
that is the real u 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 10:15pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:47pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 1:32am On Dec 11, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:25am On Dec 14, 2018 |
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