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Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by damiloladuke: 11:29am On Jan 11, 2017
Flamboyant Psychologist Joro Olumofin just published an article which according to him, highlights the Characteristics of a Bleep Boy, Why ladies fall for FB, How they affect us?

1. Who is a Fuckboy? : A FB is any guy who comes into a lady’s life with the sole purpose of taking, taking and taking from her without giving her anything meaningful or noble in return. He takes her time, years of her life, he uses her body as a playground and tool, he stands in the way of real men while prophesying fake love and selling ladies false dreams and hope. A Fuckboy is the older brother to Yoruba Demons.


Characteristics of a Fuckboy:
1) A FB uses the promise of marriage as a tool to bait ladies into sleeping with him

2) A FB has 1 or 2 engagements rings in the picture Gallery or possession to deceive 100's of ladies the ring is for them

3) Any guy who talks about something special but not defined is a FB

4) Any guy who is over 35, single, sharing an apartment, always at sip & quilox

5) A FB will trap you with babies (baby mama) or tattoos on your body

6) A FB only remembers you when he wants to have sex or sees a fine picture of you on IG or bbm

7) A FB is very prayerful and uses the Bible and midweek service to deceive ladies

cool Any guy who his parents, family and friends call you "our iyawo" and you've been dating him for 2 years is a fuckboy

9) Any guy who has eaten your food for more than a year and hasn't proposed is a FB

10) A FB is always asking for nudes. He keeps a gallery of your nudes and threatens to release them if you dare to leave him

11) A Fuckboy is handsome, tall, rich, he spends all his money on himself but not on assets, his body and his looks are his assets

12) Any guy who cries for no reason to get your attention and make you stay with him is a FB

13) Any guy who asks more than one pastor , Alfa, Imam to call you every time is a FB

14) Any guy who wants you to depend on him financially without you having yours is a FB

15) Any guy who is always liking pictures on IG morning to night and posting "cute, pepper them, slay " on every girls page is a FB

16) Any guy whose phone is always on silent, no vibrate, his whatsapp messages don't turn blue is a FB

17) FB see sex and the amount of girls they sleep with as an achievement or bank alert. The more they sleep with the more their ego is gratified

18) Any guy who displays eggplants and nudes all over social media is a potential Fuckboy

Why ladies fall for FB : Fuckboys are the epitome of gentlemen in their looks, smooth talk, charm, courtesy, religious beliefs and courtship. They will scatter any lady's defense in 48 hours. Most ladies know in their hearts that a guy is a FB and is not the best for them, but curiosity and emotions get the best of ladies. Ladies always think they can change a man or a miracle can happen and he would be an angel. Breaking news ladies, no amount of prayers and caring can change someone who sees you as his prey, a tool and lunch.

[b]How do Fuckboys affect us :[/b]In Psychology, after a traumatic relationship the victims are emotionally scarred and most times all the good in them are lost. Fuckboys turn good, decent girls into ticking time bombs, they suck all the juice out of a lady and leave her to rot. Most ladies who loved & were attached to Fuckboys are psychologically, emotionally demanding.They live recklessly, abuse alcohol. Their mantra and motto is : " Bleep all guys, all guys are the same, I'm becoming a lesbian, I'm not good enough for anyone "

Ladies, this year 2017 and beyond you will never encounter any FB.

Amen.


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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/01/ladies-these-are-charateristics-of-fuc.html

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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by lonngmann(m): 11:30am On Jan 11, 2017
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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by dingbang(m): 11:32am On Jan 11, 2017
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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Everblazinggg(f): 11:37am On Jan 11, 2017
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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by BreezyCB(m): 11:37am On Jan 11, 2017
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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Ayodeleseyi65(m): 11:38am On Jan 11, 2017
Am A Yoruba Legit Boy And I Ain't Got Any OF The Aforemention Traits
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 11:45am On Jan 11, 2017
Duly noted!.

He looks like a fb.

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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by xendra: 11:49am On Jan 11, 2017
Hmm you are very correct. Hopefully you are not one
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by SINZ: 11:51am On Jan 11, 2017
"Fūckboy" is simply a term ladies invented to serve as a clapback for the word "hoe".
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by xendra: 11:51am On Jan 11, 2017
Benita27:
Duly noted!.

He looks like a fb.
haha was thinking thesame, he has the look but they say looks can be deceiving.
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Synord(m): 11:53am On Jan 11, 2017
Bleep boys are those who give bleeps right..

As for me and my household, we don't give

Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jan 11, 2017
xendra:
haha was thinking thesame, he has the look but they say looks can be deceiving.
Of course, but absolutely not in his case.
He's either a retired fb or still in the business.
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by ButterFrost212(f): 12:05pm On Jan 11, 2017
grin grin
Does this mean almost every guy is a FB, cos atleast one guy would exhibit one of this characteristics mentioned. undecided undecided
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by xendra: 12:05pm On Jan 11, 2017
Benita27:
Of course, but absolutely not in his case.
He's either a retired fb or still in the business.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by pwettiejay(f): 12:06pm On Jan 11, 2017
Noted
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by sirfee(m): 12:08pm On Jan 11, 2017
He looks like a fuckboy too.I believe he's still in the business.

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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jan 11, 2017
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Genea(f): 12:11pm On Jan 11, 2017
Tygaah, desnat, samcorp, donpoker9 are you fu*k boiz ?? wink
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jan 11, 2017
SINZ:
"Fūckboy" is simply a term ladies invented to serve as a clapback for the word "hoe".



When ur free, we can chat on the other side.. wink
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jan 11, 2017
Genea:
Tygaah, desnat, samcorp, donpoker9 are you fu*k boiz ?? wink
I don't have any of those characteristics na undecided
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Genea(f): 12:23pm On Jan 11, 2017
DESNAT:
I don't have any of those characteristics na undecided
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ...... Clicks tongue and strolls out
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by sirfee(m): 12:24pm On Jan 11, 2017
ButterFrost212:
grin grin
Does this mean almost every guy is a FB, cos atleast one guy would exhibit one of this characteristics mentioned. undecided undecided
Don't mind him.
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jan 11, 2017
Genea:
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ...... Clicks tongue and strolls out
undecided
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by SINZ: 1:09pm On Jan 11, 2017
TrapQueen77:




When ur free, we can chat on the other side.. wink

Yes my lady smiley
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 1:12pm On Jan 11, 2017
SINZ:


Yes my lady smiley



U still owe me a long, detailed explanation coz u made my cry grin
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by SINZ: 1:26pm On Jan 11, 2017
TrapQueen77:




U still owe me a long, detailed explanation coz u made my cry grin

Cry?
LOL! You gotta be kidding me grin
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 1:33pm On Jan 11, 2017
SINZ:

Cry?
LOL! You gotta be kidding me grin


grin


Hahahaha... I ain't kidding wink u can ask smellinganus sha.. tongue
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by kingofcasting(m): 1:38pm On Jan 11, 2017
undecided

Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by SINZ: 3:58pm On Jan 11, 2017
TrapQueen77:



grin


Hahahaha... I ain't kidding wink u can ask smellinganus sha.. tongue

Awww... Someone already made me promise not to vanish just like that again, and i plan on keeping that promise.

Wheres my lord Pete BTW?
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jan 11, 2017
SINZ:


Awww... Someone already made me promise not to vanish just like that again, and i plan on keeping that promise.

Wheres my lord Pete BTW?



Yes.. Always keep that promise & keep it on ur pocket..

Btw, the house is open.. I never locked the door since uv been gone. U can come home anytime... grin kiss
Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Donpoker9(m): 4:19pm On Jan 11, 2017
Genea:
Tygaah, desnat, samcorp, donpoker9 are you fu*k boiz ?? wink




Yeah babyy am a proud fuc.k boy wink cheesy

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Re: Ladies, These Are The Charateristics Of A Fu**k Boy - By Joro Olomofin by Genea(f): 4:28pm On Jan 11, 2017
Donpoker9:





Yeah babyy am a proud fuc.k boy wink cheesy
oshii!!!! and u r proud to say it. Smh

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