There's this woman that's pregnant in my street, she doesn't go to church, One day I walked up to her and asked her why, she told me it's because she's shy that people would stare at her because of her pregnancy, how can I convince her to go to church?

How welcoming is your church?

In that is your answer. Do you believe that sins can be forgiven? This shouldnt be hard for you to explain her this.

flimsy excuse. But why must she go to church

omega25red:

flimsy excuse. But why must she go to church

Keep thy sabbath day holy.

naijacutee:

Why do you want her to go to church, and what do you hope that she (or you) will achieve from going to church?

Do you expect her to be at home for 9 months of her pregnancy?
At least she should go to church on sundays, even if it's one sunday a month.
But she says she's shy the whole congregation would stare at her.

mama-gee:

Do you expect her to be at home for 9 months of her pregnancy?
At least she should go to church on sundays, even if it's one sunday a month.
But she says she's shy the whole congregation would stare at her.

Depends on the kind of church you go to.  I know people who would be queuing up to rub her belly and ask her all sorts of questions.

Actually, now I think about it, maybe it's because she'll get asked lots of questions she's not ready to answer that might also be putting her off.

@Poster,just admit you are pregnant,

Drag her there with a rope

There's this woman that's pregnant in my street, she doesn't go to church, One day I walked up to her and asked her why, she told me it's because she's shy that people would stare at her because of her pregnancy, how can I convince her to go to church?

If I spoke English with the Irish accent I would love to render this response in that medium. I say you dont have to. . not really. When the pangs of labor seize upon her pelvic she would wish she was in the congregation of the Lord. Hallelu . . Halleluyah!!

pregnancy no be sickness

Negro_Ntns:



If I spoke English with the Irish accent I would love to render this response in that medium.  I say you dont have to. . not really.  When the pangs of labor seize upon her pelvic she would wish she was in the congregation of the Lord.  Hallelu . . Halleluyah!! 

What's your point?

^^^ He meant that when she starts to labor, no one will be there to help

Thanks for telling me, genius!!!

^^^ Are you pregnant?

TheSeeker:

^^^ Are you pregnant?

I'm not pregnant, If I was I wouldn't be on Nairaland.

mama-gee:

I'm not pregnant, If I was I wouldn't be on Nairaland.

If you were pregnant, what would you be doing and why won't you be on Nairaland?

TheSeeker:

If you were pregnant, what would you be doing and why won't you be on Nairaland?

She'll be taking advantage of the "Well, dnt have to worry about condom" opportunity. . . .you def wnt be seeing her around

FL Gators:

She'll be taking advantage of the "Well, dnt have to worry about condom" opportunity. . . .you def wnt be seeing her around

Jeezz!!! How did you know?

TheSeeker:

If you were pregnant, what would you be doing and why won't you be on Nairaland?

Stop asking Jamb Questions and go back to topic.

mama-gee:

Stop asking Jamb Questions and go back to topic.

I have given my suggestion. Bind her with a thick rope - you know those kinds used for hanging people? - and drag her to the church with it.

TheShreiker--- is that you---

mama-gee:

There's this woman that's pregnant in my street, she doesn't go to church, One day I walked up to her and asked her why, she told me it's because she's shy that people would stare at her because of her pregnancy, how can I convince her to go to church?

Is your woman married and the baby has a father? Is she a minor? Or why else would a pregnant woman be shy and afraid people would stare at her? A pregnant woman is a beautiful woman!

wetin dey make am shame,abi she no get the belly in a proper way.

going to church is a personal decision. you should under no circumstance force or attempt to force anyone to attend your church. if you wish invite her if she says no or makes a polite excuse (which hers may be) of why she doesnt want to go leave it be. she may be shy and not like to be around people or she may not believe the same as you and doesnt want to deal with the "accept jesus as your personal savior" speech. leave her be

try and convince the man that give am belle to go and the man can make her comfy enuf to wanna go.
If there is no man in her life, you try to make her feel so comfy and trust you enuf to wanna be around you, and dont make her feel like without church, she is screwed, be gentle about it.

@POSTER

STOP POKE-NOSING

DANGER AHEAD

posakosa:

TheShreiker--- is that you---

Be wetin?

TheSeeker:

Be wetin?

what does "Be wetin" mean ?

Threaten her nor bribe her!

That's just plain mean.