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My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by MyCelebrityGist: 6:56pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
http://mycelebritygist.com/pastor-buying-kinds-fruits-gifts-lately-church-usher-confesses/ A young lady has shared a funny yet intriguing story about what her pastor keeps doing to her in recent times. The lady shared her story on break_or_makeup, telling readers about her pastor. According to her, the man has taken a liking to her and has been buying her gifts. She revealed that she has frequent meetings with the pastor after which he gives her gifts which were, most of the time, fruits. She revealed that although the pastor has not made a sensual move towards her yet, his actions have begun to make her feel really uncomfortable. Now she is seeking serious advice on what next to do she as is even scared of going to Sunday Service over the matter. Below is how she put the story: READ MORE>> HERE |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by dingbang(m): 6:58pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Bluezy13(m): 6:59pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
When next he gives you, collect it and tell him you are not comfortable with the fruits he gives you and that you will not collect it again next time. Do not collect again!! |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
My dear ask God to reveal who he is. Pray with fervently with all seriousness. You'll surely get a revelation |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
He wants you to be fruitful. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Defaramade(m): 7:11pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Onibara n b'ole bo 1 Like |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Abduljohn(m): 7:12pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Is that branch of your church the only one in your vicinity? If yes change to other branch and if no kindly avoid seeing him after meeting. |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by myfantasies(f): 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Wat about apple, oranges, watermelon R those ones not fruits too I guess d reason y he is giving you only, banana, cucumber, plantain is cos he is trying to pass a message, but u r not getting it 1 Like |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Elmojiid(m): 7:14pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
all dose fruits are sign cnt you see it, banana as a shape of d*ck,plantain as a shape of d*ck and cucumber as a shape of d*ck also..... 1 Like |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by OOOS: 7:15pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Use your brain please. Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA is yet to give us his robust reply |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by temitemi1(m): 7:21pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
i cant stop laughing |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Emescot(m): 7:25pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Nma27:true |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by decatalyst(m): 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
He only wants you to eat the fruits of the earth to the fullest! Preparing you for the fruitful journey ahead and I hope he got you quality cucumber |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by kuljustiz(f): 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
may be just a simple innocent gesture |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by mamatayour(f): 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Are u sure u don't know banana,cucumber and plantain are signs he's gonna give you original version of it |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Ginaz(f): 8:00pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
People can read meanings to rubbish, are those not fruits? If you're uncomfortable just ask him up front what it means and stop asking dumb questions. He is a man of God means he is unquestionable? Why can't people reason well? Did he force them on you? Gosh, sometimes I regret everybody can just get a phone and type rubbish. Seriously some people don't need access to the Internet. Someone should tell her between the pastor and her, she's the one with dirty intentions. |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by LordDecency(m): 8:25pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
You collect Banana you didn't involve me... You collected Plantain both Ripe and Unripe You didn't involve me.... Now you see Cucumber you want me to Point your Pastor as a Pervert Lady you are Sick....If your instinct is not shaking Go Tell His Wife.... If not Cassava is on the Way...
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Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by wizzprince(m): 9:02pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
from your write up i guess you and the pastor are both single now you don't want to mingle nd settle down because he is a pastor and he never blow ladies always running from men of God except when they need help if na designer bags nd shoes now u won't ask for advice o so because he is following the bible now Gen 1 v 28 you are uncomfortable you be witch lalasticlala come and see your sister. lolz |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Cholls(m): 9:18pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
my sister wait someone will come here to decode the pastor intentions. |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by J3RK: 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Your Pussy go hear am.. 1 Like |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by jumpandpas(m): 5:33am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Ginaz: I don't even believe on the story, people trying hard to ridicule Christians and pastors. |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by chigoizie7(m): 9:10am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Does he buy more of cucumber or banana? If u don't like those ones, u can tell him to buy cassava |
Re: My Pastor Buys Me All Kinds Of Fruits As Gifts Lately – Church Usher Confesses by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Hahaha Beware sister The fruit of the womb is loading |
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