True life story! Ifeoma, a 26 year old graduate narrates her story and seek help!

I am Ifeoma Udeh, a 26 year old graduate of University of Cape Town. I met the love of my life, a Nigerian when I came back to Nigeria for visits. Then, I was 20 and we got engaged, promising to avoid sex until we are married! After completing my course, I came back to Nigeria where we wedded.

After our wedding, we went for our honeymoon where I discovered that my husband has no Dick! Please, what do I do?

Which one be no joystick?

Where una dey see this una story sef?!

Well, my own suggestion is she should go and seek advice from the elders of her church

Science fiction

This is a medical issue. so go to the doctors for an ADDITION or a GRAFTING. if he didnt confide in you before marriage on such HEIGHT of sensitivity... then there are more dangerous secrets loading.. anyway... I KNOW ITS A FICTIONAL STORY cos there is no picture and as a doctor i know men can not walk well in BALANCE if the JOYSTICK is missing. that means This OP can LIE shaaaa, so how does he PISSS or what made him marry since he can not get Hot. PLS WE HATE LIARS HERE.

wey_done_sir

Gentle99:
True life story! Ifeoma, a 26 year old graduate narrates her story and seek help!

I am Ifeoma Udeh, a 26 year old graduate of University of Cape Town. I met the love of my life, a Nigerian when I came back to Nigeria for visits. Then, I was 20 and we got engaged, promising to avoid sex until we are married! After completing my course, I came back to Nigeria where we wedded.

After our wedding, we went for our honeymoon where I discovered that my husband has no Dick! Please, what do I do?

I love the story

Gentle99:
True life story! Ifeoma, a 26 year old graduate narrates her story and seek help!

I am Ifeoma Udeh, a 26 year old graduate of University of Cape Town. I met the love of my life, a Nigerian when I came back to Nigeria for visits. Then, I was 20 and we got engaged, promising to avoid sex until we are married! After completing my course, I came back to Nigeria where we wedded.

After our wedding, we went for our honeymoon where I discovered that my husband has no Dick! Please, what do I do?

OP pls ask her to send the pictures to us to believe this story

u married him already, try to find something to do about it, mean while

makelove2m:



OP pls ask her to send the pictures to us to believe this story

Apply a little sense nah! God gave it to you to use not for fancy! If you are the lady, would you spread your dirty panties in the public?

Why your common sense dey this shallow nah?

greatnaija01:
This is a medical issue. so go to the doctors for an ADDITION or a GRAFTING. if he didnt confide in you before marriage on such HEIGHT of sensitivity... then there are more dangerous secrets loading.. anyway... I KNOW ITS A FICTIONAL STORY cos there is no picture and as a doctor i know men can not walk well in BALANCE if the JOYSTICK is missing. that means This OP can LIE shaaaa, so how does he PISSS or what made him marry since he can not get Hot. PLS WE HATE LIARS HERE.

wey_done_sir

Oga Fake Doctor, receive sense in Jesus Name (say amen) .

Those men that use their manhood for money rituals, do their bodies lose balance? Think broad nah! Why e be say na only medical terminology, theorem and beliefs just full your head? Bros, no be only you be doctor here ooo! I am a neurologist!!!

Jesuuuuu

u mean he literally don't have a d1ck?
was he castrated

Joystick as in for playing PS4
I'm not understanding

@OP, look for the old Nintendo, it usually comes with two joystick and that should serve you pretty well

gulfer:
@OP, look for the old Nintendo, it usually comes with two joystick and that should serve you pretty well

funny nygga


Aunty op buy him strapon you can buy any size preek you like

Also it never goes soft so you can ride forever

BreadandBeans:
Where una dey see this una story sef?!

Well, my own suggestion is she should go and seek advice from the elders of her church

Will they pray him a new prik

Fake story but I will play along. No koboko stick means your husband is your WIFE.

See becareful o....Who u dey use play?...

dsocioemmy:
See becareful o....Who u dey use play?...

See them!

Technically, the marriage was contracted on deceit(there was no full disclosure) and ain't at all binding on you. Thus, you can seek for absolution of the marriage both in the church and legally ( it will be as if you guys never got married)

my sister

dis is superstory

U CAN USE ANY ODA INPUT DEVICE NA

Too late

picture of prove

D story is nt complete
Hw him take dey urinate since wen u r 20yr u met him
Jus change d story well
Maybe ify was expecting big cassava but found pears

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Apply a little sense nah! God gave it to you to use not for fancy! If you are the lady, would you spread your dirty panties in the public?

Why your common sense dey this shallow nah? [/quote

Why you dey ask for common sense, you fit buy am from super stores, abeg, e no dey common at all, seeing is believing pls, pix ................. or i will not believe

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Any proof to back your claim?

Joystick? What is that rubbish? Why use kids playground language here. We are all adult for goodness sake!

Gentle99:


Apply a little sense nah! God gave it to you to use not for fancy! If you are the lady, would you spread your dirty panties in the public?

Why your common sense dey this shallow nah?

TAKE AM EAZY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie if u check the story wella u go see na cook up story