1 the lesbian: Never had sex with a man but females and toys (i call dat lesbovirgin)

2 gay: p3nis does function but receives big things through his anus (i call dat gaygin)

3 Anal : hmmmm her hymen remains intact but her anus has been turned into a well(i call dat Anavirgin or Analgin)

4 Holy virgin: Chai Never had sex in her life but got pregnant spiritually e.g holy Mary

5 celibate ones : receives kisses ,smooches,fingerings e.t.c but never had normal or MouthAction (i call dat celiovirgin)

6 nodders: gives a head job (bloow job) but never had sex (i call dat blovirgin)

7 omo pastors: claim to be virgins to there parents but frequent various clubs as oloshos, always at church services, sings the loudest. (i call dat deceivovirgins)

8 virgins : neva had sex never even near a man doesnt even know the p3nis exist (i call dat true virgins)

9 Grandma : Had chidren and grand children but due to age eehn mama stopped having s3x and the carnal got blocked (i call dat granulovirgins)

Habit is second nature

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OP who told you Mary never had sex before? She gave birth to more children after Jesus

5&6 are so funny.

BreadandBeans:
OP who told you Mary never had sex before? She gave birth to more children after Jesus

am talking abt her first pregnancy thats holy virginity

No 8


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