thornapple:
lol, in your mind, abi.

Kalatium:
Yea, I guess its cos my mind is clean, wats on urs dirt I suppose! U are just trying to say that I av spoken ur mind

thornapple:


Dead wrong man. My mind is so fully occupied that there is no room for dirt.

Kalatium:

Ur mind fully occupied wow!Bt nw dat u've met me It will soon b empty

thornapple:


You don't look like someone that could do the work of emptying it. The stuffs are really heavy.
You could get your neck, back or both broken.

Kalatium:

That's why said earlier dat ur mind supposedly contains dirt. U av nt even impress me to consider emptying it, though it's not for free.

thornapple:


No dirts in my mind dude except the ones you tried getting in. Have swept those away this morning as part of my morning routine. By God's grace Born again things are now in focus.

Kalatium:

Lol I thought said ur mind was filled up. Now u went n clean it before I even get there. It seems u are feeling me oh. I know I av such effects on girls.

thornapple:


Hahahaha, you are so funny. How could i do clean up for you when i wasn't expecting you in the first place.
It had always been clean somehow but i'm doing some tidying to assume the life of a born again.
My dude is, so i just have to become like him too.

Who knows, we might come to your house for evangelism one day. lol

Kalatium:

Do cleaning very well well. if not I will bring you tonight to my room, lie you on my King size bed , remove my shirt, unzip my trouser n give u to go n wash it 4 me with my new washing machine.

thornapple:


I read this your comment several times, looking for where you shot yourself on the foot.

Kalatium:

Pm me let's chat privately

thornapple:


You don't look like someone that could do the work of emptying it. The stuffs are really heavy.
You could get your neck, back or both broken.

thornapple:


hahahahaha,

pls don't shoot yourself in the head cos i don't wanna miss u if u do. i like it in here with you.

thornapple:


lol,
so how did you Fair with the Lady you chatted up.
hope it clicked.

lefulefu:

no it didnt click.she still insisted i was an endtime husband and not husband material .

thornapple:


hahahahaha,

pls don't shoot yourself in the head cos i don't wanna miss u if u do. i like it in here with you.

Kalatium:

Oh! U tot dis small love letter u snd me will convince me, u better try harder.

thornapple:

you are really funny No be only love letter. lol

Kalatium:
Me funny? With dis my strong face, u nid to c my oda side cos...

thornapple:
I saw no strong face but a smiling one. where did u keep ur other side and what's unique about it?.

thornapple:

I saw no strong face but a smiling one.
where did u keep ur other side and what's unique about it?.

Kalatium:

My oda side hmmm...
My Jrod is rude, I can easily injure sombdy wit it. When ever any gal com n av a taste of it she keeps coming back 4 more

thornapple:

I pity Kaduna girls.

Kalatium:

Oh! So u tot u can Av a taste of it? Na try harder
U got to do better Dan dat. U got to impress b4 I even consider u

thornapple:


Sorry, I am not impressive. Not at all.

Kalatium:

Oh! U tot dis small love letter u snd me will convince me, u better try harder.

Kalatium:

Yea! Like I said earlier, I wont consider u cos u're on a long queue, u ain't got d wow factor.

thornapple:


Sorry, I am not impressive. Not at all.

Kalatium:

Yea my heart is filled up n there is no space for u.
I guess I prefer ladies dark ladies but ur fair. I may consider u if n only u will allow me to bathe u will black ink.