Ranchhoddas:
Aunty. Na joke na.

2tek:
MMM has come to stay.

OgorCDL:
May God grant you all that you wish for your fellow Nigerians who participated in this MMM scheme because it was a means to survive Buhari's harsh economy. That is all I have to say to you.

It's just a shame that nairaland has been reduced to a forum of jobless scoundrels who have nothing better to do than to hate because they are myopic, cowardly and lack the financial capacity to participate.

I am a living testimony that MMM pays. I have been paid since last week and I have requested to PH so I see no reason for all the negative publicity especially on nairaland.

Don't worry. MMM will shame all of you soon.

MARKone:
Oh lawd

I have money trapped there, but this shii is damn too funny. But i think that's what we need right now, laughter..

TopFlightCeo:
URGENT NOTICE: For Participants Of MMM and Other Ponzi Scheme

https://www.nairaland.com/3588647/urgent-notice-participants-mmm-other



I created the above thread vut reason best known to the mods they refused to expose it. THE ABOVE THREAD IS A MUST READ. PLEASE READ AND PASS THE MESSAGE ACROSS. The is no time to trade blames or mock anyone but rather to prevent people from further losses.

HardMirror:
WARNING! THIS IS NO JOKE: This is a serious and I want us to handle it as such. Many lives and destinies are on the line.


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HardMirror:
WARNING! THIS IS NO JOKE: This is a serious and I want us to handle it as such. Many lives and destinies are on the line.


1. Ask for Forgiveness : Yes, go on your knees and ask God to forgive you. God sent his servant Apostle Suleiman to warn ye christians, BUT just like the pharisees and saducees, the christians of Nigeria rejected their savious (apostle suleiman) and crucified him just as the Jews crucified Jesus. PRAY! PRAY!!! God is angry with all ye hypocrite that refuse to listen to truth but love lies and worship money.

God is able to forgive you all and give you a new beginning.

2. OH LORD EVERY DEVOURER THAT EATS MY PH and REFUSES TO LET ME GH........ [size=20pt] DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! [/size] ohhhh yessss!!! Baba! They must die. Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! I say dieeeeeeee yayayayayayaya ! *speaks in tongues* shiborobokibo! Wooooo!

Yes those that are eating my ph, but not letting me gh, you must all die! Why should I sow and not reap? Why should another man eat the fruit of my labour and not let me eat the fruit of his own labour too?

3. FATHER!!!! Every miss-Guider of my money.... Ehhhhh!.... Guide your thunder towards them! : prayer! Father ever miss-guider that keeps telling me to PH to keep the system alive, please send sophisticated guided lightening towards their heads!

4. My Mavros! Locate me in cash!!! ohhhh lord! I am tired of looking at digital mavros on my dashboard! I need cash right now.

Lord! You turned water to wine, Lord turn my mavros to cash!

5. Every Chuddy, suching my sweat and blood, Die!!!! : yes! Every chuddy, from the village, from my place of work, that is getting fat from my sweat and blood, be consumed by fire!!!

6. Lord give me wisdom to identify every mavrodi in my life God you gave solomon wisdom, he was able to avoid all PONZI schemes in his generation. Lord I admit that I am a very big fool, henceforth, give me wisdom to identify every mavrodi. Mavrodis in every form and shape, Lord cut me away from them.

LOOOoORDddD! Help me to love you more than I love money: yes lord. I have been a very bad christian. I have never evangelised, I have never won a soul to Christ, but when MMM came, I was able to convince all my neighbors
, All my friends, all my colleagues at work even total strangers to Join MMM. God forgive me and hence forth help me to be a true christian. I have been busy promoting mmm on nairaland but I never won a single soul to you.... Chai! God help me o

Pray these prayer points and see how God will change your story in 7years. If 7 years is too much for you please send a pm to me and I will specially pray for you and you will receive your miracle in 7minutes. Don't forget to hold your seed offering before contacting me.

Valfrankie:
Checked out your thread, it's obvious you just want to be on the front page like others, and what better way is there to do it than cruise freely on the mood of the moment. Try harder, call the mods, maybe they are sleeping or travelled and you have to bring them back.

urheme:



YET ANOTHER MOCKERY.

SO CHILDISH..

Koolking:
Pray from now till next century, God will never answered you.

MMM participants themselves robbed others to get to where they were (wondering where the 30% was coming from?). Bragging MMM changed their status last year. What goes around comes around. It's non-negotiable natural law.

HardMirror:
WARNING! THIS IS NO JOKE: This is a serious and I want us to handle it as such. Many lives and destinies are on the line.


[b]
Pray these prayer points and see how God will change your story in 7years. If 7 years is too much for you please send a pm to me and I will specially pray for you and you will receive your miracle in 7minutes. Don't forget to hold your seed offering before contacting me.

HardMirror:

Hehehehe

Someone even said mmm is just like commercial banking but with higher interest rate. She was arguing with vigor, I had to let her be.

TopFlightCeo:



Just want to be on front page? Are you for real? Did you read through that thread at all?

I think you owe me an apology because if you had gone through that thread you will see those are 100% safety measures to enlighten people about to avoud further disaster.