The guy is not your husband, so its not like you are the rightful owner of ze froferty kai!.

This is better than when my Aunt came home from the hospital to pick something for her daughter, only to meet her husband seriously pounding one of the women that came with his mum, to do 'omugwo' for his grandchild.

He is just your boyfriend na.

NwannekaUloma:
there is no way a guy would be having sex and leave the door open....

it doesnt sound realistic to me

Who told dat?? Wen real conji catch a guy he dnt remember condom not to talk of door

amnwa:


U must have stepped in d wrong planet cos ur obviously not of this world

Waris dis now?

kennygee:


I went to a girls school o. On that Valentine Morning, our Principal, Mrs Gold was so jolly when she wished us all a happy valentine and asked us to spread the love.

My best friend then and I were in a fight for over a month, our friends then chose that day to reconcile us. My best friend then got me gifts o.

Little did we know that the Disciplinary committee were waiting for those who would share gifts like hawks. Around past 8, after my friend dropped off my gifts and was heading to her hostel, she was bounced back by the disciplinary committee, after they gave her serious beating, she gave up my name. Na so them send junior girl come call me o.

Unfortunately for me, I was wearing a contraband house wear, that was where my beating began.

They seized the chocolates and gave me other gifts that weren't edible.

Me and that best friend self, na "hello hi" dey join us since we left secondary school.

lmfao. So initially they didn't want y'all to share anything? Smh. Maybe they thought you girls were LGBT members

Iszboy:
hehehe...its my birthday NLanders, join me and celebrate.

Happy Birthday dear... hope there is cake?

Prebaby93:


Happy Birthday dear... hope there is cake?

thanks dear, there's so much cake

Nope, am not.

misspicy:

You are sh!tying me right now

Sakamanje!!! Talk God say u no enter set, Omo epon

I don't know why some people doubt the surprise visit aspect of this story. I've done it before but it was on his birthday in 2014 and mine turned out good. I intentionally pissed him off that told and told him to enjoy himself if he feels like lol.
I travelled all the way from Owerri to Lagos, told his boy not to say a word when I came and I met my Angel sleeping peacefully with just boxers on.
I loved him more from then, my trust increased and I made it a memorable day for him.

LaDivva:
I don't know why some people doubt the surprise visit aspect of this story. I've done it before but it was on his birthday in 2014 and mine turned out good. I intentionally pissed him off that told and told him to enjoy himself if he feels like lol.
I travelled all the way from Owerri to Lagos, told his boy not to say a word when I came and I met my Angel sleeping peacefully with just boxers on.
I loved him more from then, my trust increased and I made it a memorable day for him.

Was he the same guy you go married to??

wellmax:
Twitter super story.
You mean he left his door open
Ayam not understanding this

Real superstory

Why do ladies have to keep telling lies about this.. Especially if you ask them about their ex.

BrownCookie:
In your own case you wanted to surprise him.

In my own case which was last year, my supposed boyriend invited the s.lut to his house, went out with her as she dressed up in cheap red dress & slippers.

When they came back, they stayed out talking till 1am when I finally said something (cos I was too stunned to speak).

That was when he came into the house. He came to bed & faced the wall while she slept in the other room.

The following day, she washed her clothes, hung it outside & went out with him, later in the evening, he came back to the house, picked her clothes, went & lodged in a hotel with her.

All this evil he meted out to be because I had no accomodation @ that time & was staying with him.

NB:valentine was on a Sunday & on Tuesday after their frolicking, he came bearing gifts & apologizing.

I have forgiven him but I can't seem to forget it. I now dread valentine & oh, I dealt him a fatal blow when he least expected.

#worstvalentineever!

please tell us what you did to the animal. Pleeeaaassee
if I were the one who was treated that way, OMG na to poison am with slow poison ooo. watch him die a slow and painful death. (I not for do am ooo, I nor get liver).

BrownCookie:
In your own case you wanted to surprise him.

In my own case which was last year, my supposed boyriend invited the s.lut to his house, went out with her as she dressed up in cheap red dress & slippers.

When they came back, they stayed out talking till 1am when I finally said something (cos I was too stunned to speak).

That was when he came into the house. He came to bed & faced the wall while she slept in the other room.

The following day, she washed her clothes, hung it outside & went out with him, later in the evening, he came back to the house, picked her clothes, went & lodged in a hotel with her.

All this evil he meted out to be because I had no accomodation @ that time & was staying with him.

NB:valentine was on a Sunday & on Tuesday after their frolicking, he came bearing gifts & apologizing.

I have forgiven him but I can't seem to forget it. I now dread valentine & oh, I dealt him a fatal blow when he least expected.

#worstvalentineever!

Pls, pls, tell me you are joking!

Bumbae1:



The girl can lie ...
trust me her reaction nah lie .. you just stood there while he is dogging the so called slut .. and then you ran awau and cried
Not just that .. you just happen to walk into an open room with two of them at it hmmmm

This girl dangerous .. she must want a bf for vals ..

kaaai dis gal u r super intelligent, smart analysis, her own way of.sayin am single nd available

silversonuc:



kaaai dis gal u r super intelligent, smart analysis, her own way of.sayin am single nd available

Gbam You Garrit

[quote author=amarachi06 post=53176930][/quote] derz a local govt in sokoto called anambra

Would you have felt better if you badged in and caught him pounding a guys anus Lol.

That thing round our waist can only be controlled with discpline

Bumbae1:
Gbam You Garrit

in oda news isit tru dt sex is disgusting?

There ain't no such thing as surprise, common mistakes ladies make

I wish I was.

megareal:


Pls, pls, tell me you are joking!

That is a story for another day & the poison thought crossed my mind more often than not but the gag is..... I needed him alive in order to dish my cold revenge.

ibolomo:

please tell us what you did to the animal. Pleeeaaassee
if I were the one who was treated that way, OMG na to poison am with slow poison ooo. watch him die a slow and painful death. (I not for do am ooo, I nor get liver).

BrownCookie:
That is a story for another day & the poison thought crossed my mind more often than not but the gag is..... I needed him alive in order to dish my cold revenge.

so ee pain you reach that side? I don dey fear you ooo.
in other words death was too good a punishment for him. Issokay. Wehdonema

BrownCookie:
In your own case you wanted to surprise him.

In my own case which was last year, my supposed boyriend invited the s.lut to his house, went out with her as she dressed up in cheap red dress & slippers.

When they came back, they stayed out talking till 1am when I finally said something (cos I was too stunned to speak).

That was when he came into the house. He came to bed & faced the wall while she slept in the other room.

The following day, she washed her clothes, hung it outside & went out with him, later in the evening, he came back to the house, picked her clothes, went & lodged in a hotel with her.

All this evil he meted out to be because I had no accomodation @ that time & was staying with him.

NB:valentine was on a Sunday & on Tuesday after their frolicking, he came bearing gifts & apologizing.

I have forgiven him but I can't seem to forget it. I now dread valentine & oh, I dealt him a fatal blow when he least expected.

#worstvalentineever!

pls wat kind of blow did u give

LaDivva:
I don't know why some people doubt the surprise visit aspect of this story. I've done it before but it was on his birthday in 2014 and mine turned out good. I intentionally pissed him off that told and told him to enjoy himself if he feels like lol.
I travelled all the way from Owerri to Lagos, told his boy not to say a word when I came and I met my Angel sleeping peacefully with just boxers on.
I loved him more from then, my trust increased and I made it a memorable day for him.

His boy must have tipped him

Xzbit91:


His boy must have tipped him

Lol I thought the same, but why are you a killjoy?

majorbravo:


Lol I thought the same, but why are you a killjoy?

Nah, I'm not a killjoy

Just wanted her to know that the position she found him in is too perfect to be true. The kind of pranks we played as kids

Yomiwayne80:


Was he the same guy you go married to??

Yeah yeah

Xzbit91:


His boy must have tipped him

Nope, I was already in the house. I just told him not to scream my name when he opened the gate for me.

LaDivva:


Yeah yeah

Lol.... God bless your family

BrownCookie:
In your own case you wanted to surprise him.

In my own case which was last year, my supposed boyriend invited the s.lut to his house, went out with her as she dressed up in cheap red dress & slippers.

When they came back, they stayed out talking till 1am when I finally said something (cos I was too stunned to speak).

That was when he came into the house. He came to bed & faced the wall while she slept in the other room.

The following day, she washed her clothes, hung it outside & went out with him, later in the evening, he came back to the house, picked her clothes, went & lodged in a hotel with her.

All this evil he meted out to be because I had no accomodation @ that time & was staying with him.

NB:valentine was on a Sunday & on Tuesday after their frolicking, he came bearing gifts & apologizing.

I have forgiven him but I can't seem to forget it. I now dread valentine & oh, I dealt him a fatal blow when he least expected.

#worstvalentineever!

Eehyah! Sorry bout DAT! How bout dis year val? Wangoballwime?

amnwa:

Lol. Obviously ur a proof ... angels among men

Abeg naaaaaaa! Now her head go swell n make d job harder for me!
Na joke o bros!