Magnoliaa:


Pelsin wey don marry. Abeg, carry your braggart self away from my front.

I dey find husband. Even if na person wey go propose like the one below, I go accept. As long is true lofe. If you can recommend, do. Tenkio.

KidDarkness:

You are lucky. You for sleep outside for disrespecting him

Magnoliaa:


Why? Na insult?

Potbelly. Ahn. Mtchew. And they say beggars don't choose oh or what's that phrase? Ahn. I'm just thinking that erm, he won't be man enough in the house. Yunno, changing bulbs, fixing pipes, doing the kids' shoelace. Will the stomach even allow him kneel down to lick that place?

Magnoliaa:


Why? Na insult?

Potbelly. Ahn. Mtchew. And they say beggars don't choose oh or what's that phrase? Ahn. I'm just thinking that erm, he won't be man enough in the house. Yunno, changing bulbs, fixing pipes, doing the kids' shoelace. Will the stomach even allow him kneel down to lick that place?

AfroKnight:


No response to my inquiry about your derrière. No offence intended, I assure you.

Ishilove:

Which place?

Magnoliaa:
Chai. And I missed this. Oh, God, why?? ?? Time is running out. See lost opportunity for over three years. Omoooo. What is wrong with my relationship life? Shower your blessings on me, O Lord. Please. Is someone doing... ah.

Magnoliaa:
Sorry, guys. I can't respond anymore. I'm going for a 30-day mountain prayer organized by my local church. I'm currently at a vigil now, sef. We're about boarding a bus to the location. It is necessary we travel in the night. It's said that daylight robs a lady faster of her husband-magnetism than midnight. To your question, Afro, you know what "ikpekere" is? This kind of fried unripe plantain. I'm not sure. Picture that and you've seen me. Yeah. So don't even imagine or dream of anything.



Ire. We seesof *in Jennifer's voice*.

AfroKnight:


And I like ìpékeré o.

Magnoliaa:


Lol. Okay. I will buy 50 naira own for you on my way back. Dodo Ikire, nko?

AfroKnight:


Nah I don’t like dòdò ìkirè.

Whyy? Oh, no. It's a turn on for me, o. Yes. That's a reason why I won't date someone. If you don't like dodo ikire, we go our separate ways.

But aside, stop intimidating me with your sound signs. Stop. Ko Yoruba bi mo se n ko. Bayi. Edakun. The way you're writing Yoruba is making me feel like a fake.

But T for tenks. It’s the thought that counts.

It's the thought that matters? Ehenn? Over 50 naira plantain? So, wait. That means you won't mind gifts of boxers, singlets, shoe polish and belts, niyen. As long as it's coming from a good place. Waaow. Mens like you are rare. That can appreciate simple things from an humble gf. Unlike the materialistic ones wey don tear eye these days. Your wife no go get stress oh.

potbelly:
oga you called me...

how far sir..

tivhador:


If you no want potbelly, what would you prefer then?

Magnoliaa:


Whyy? Oh, no. It's a turn on for me, o. Yes. That's a reason why I won't date someone. If you don't like dodo ikire, we go our separate ways.

But aside, stop intimidating me with your sound signs. Stop. Ko Yoruba bi mo se n ko. Bayi. Edakun. The way you're writing Yoruba is making me feel like a fake.



It's the thought that matters? Ehenn? Over 50 naira plantain? So, wait. That means you won't mind gifts of boxers, singlets, shoe polish and belts, niyen. As long as it's coming from a good place. Waaow. Mens like you are rare. That can appreciate simple things from an humble gf. Unlike the materialistic ones wey don tear eye these days. Your wife no go get stress oh.

AfroKnight:



Omo. Your energy level na 100%

I’m a simple guy. If you give me singlet, no problem. I go buy bra for you. Make e for balance.

You left out "boxers" because you wanted to avoid saying "pay*t," abi? Hahahahahaha. I for write am as e be, but I still get thread of good girl wey I go still use join for wife material left. Ehen. Goodnight, wo.

tivhador:


If you no want potbelly, what would you prefer then?

Magnoliaa:


You left out "boxers" because you wanted to avoid saying "pay*t," abi? Hahahahahaha. I for write am as e be, but I still get thread of good girl wey I go still use join for wife material left. Ehen. Goodnight, wo.

Magnoliaa:


Whyy? Oh, no. It's a turn on for me, o. Yes. That's a reason why I won't date someone. If you don't like dodo ikire, we go our separate ways.

But aside, stop intimidating me with your sound signs. Stop. Ko Yoruba bi mo se n ko. Bayi. Edakun. The way you're writing Yoruba is making me feel like a fake.



It's the thought that matters? Ehenn? Over 50 naira plantain? So, wait. That means you won't mind gifts of boxers, singlets, shoe polish and belts, niyen. As long as it's coming from a good place. Waaow. Mens like you are rare. That can appreciate simple things from an humble gf. Unlike the materialistic ones wey don tear eye these days. Your wife no go get stress oh.

Magnoliaa:


Bro. Epp me. You noticed and gave me attention. Iya oko lo n jemi. There is no length a frustrated ENP won't go to for a crown. All the things you pipu haff been saying iz truee. I'm feeling it now. Had I knowwwn*. See me biting a finger of regret.

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