Hehehe
A proud Ibo girl don come again
Chukwu gozie unu ...

Valentine's Day ...
What's so special?

As for me 14th is like every other day thou its lovers day,but most people see it as christ coming .

So yesterday, I was home alone, I decided to just wear some clothes and walk around the streets .. 'Bored Lady' ..

I saw a cyber cafe, I entered there and sat down.

I opened whatsapp and started chatting with my male friend in Lagos,thou I live in abia .. Ibo girls full there

So, we both chat like we're best friends oh, the guy sent me his shirtless photo just to show me he has abs

As I was viewing the phone .. And smiling ..
I heard' Is that your boyf .. Hehehe ..
I thought my phone was doing automatic 'Read Voice notes ' ..

I turned, it was one guy beside me, reading my chats all these while .. Choi .. See gobe

So we started discussion oh .. You know guys oh ..
So after asking me questions .. He asked me 'Will you be my val '

(Which kind yeye question be that? Question them dey ask 100yrs ago .. Park well oh)

I smiled, he asked again, I said No.
He tried but all was No.
He's not even attractive .. Mtcheww, dey read my chat anyhow !!

So .. My dear 14th February came oh ..
As a single girl I've been since I was 16 years old and I've promised my self not to engage in any passionate r/ship till further notice .

I planned my valentine's day very well.
So, today came .. I took my bath , wore some good clothes that will cover my legs and hands because there is Harmattan here ...

I then logged in to facebook, hehehehe, come see messages .. Even those that the last time we chatted was 2 years ago, they sent 'Hi' ...
Oh .. There's power in Valentine I said ..

Some wanted to take me out ... They want to use me and flex

But ...

Fine face, I no get
Long legs I no get
Sweet voice I no get
Charming smile I no get
...
So no PM me .. Na waste of energy oh ...

I slept all through today .. My phone just dey ring anyhow .. Who's calling me kwanu?

A friend oh .. The last time he called me was last year February ...

All in the name of valentine

So, I spent my valentine been 'Home Alone' and cuddling wid my phone all through.

I know you had a great day .. Today was like christ coming to you ... Hehehe

As for those that are going to be pregnant tomorrow ... WeldoneMa ..

As for those that are going to contact Hiv/Aids ... Weldon oh

As for those that was used for rituals ... Rest In Pieces .. You caused it ..


#HappyValentine'sDay

AfterEarth

Okey

. ok

Gbenu osun?....who you epp

14teenK:
Gbenu osun?....who you epp

Yoruba Guy ..
Isi Aki

Meanwhile, single guys like me spent Valentine's day at home watching TV.

JacksonD7:
Meanwhile, single guys like me spent Valentine's day at home watching TV.

Make I hear say you been dey watch TV all day ..

AfterEarth:
Make I hear say you been dey watch TV all day ..

I seriously didn't go out with anyone today, didn't watch TV all day either.