JDelight:
New Nursery rhyme for Nigerian pupils.
Old Buhari is sick and went to London
Hmm haa went to London
He left our beloved country and travelled abroad
Hmm haa travelled abroad
The sickness became worse and he never returned
Hmm haa never returned
There came angry Nigerians who rumoured his death
Hmm haa rumoured his death
There came his speaker who said he's alive
Hmm haa said he's alive
Old Buhari got up....... To be continued...na joke oh!

dacblogger:
The time has come for me 2 open up to my nairaland crush... ,enough is enough.

leofab:
Onyibo girls and straight forwardness shaa.. y'all should check that chat

kateskitty:
I just love the way this DM chat flows
Nigerian guys can be such creeps when it comes to chatting up a lady.

Nigeria Guy: Hi you look cute
Lady: K
Nigeria Guy: I love you
Lady:
Lady: Already

princessnike:
Time 2 open up 2 my nairaland crush

kateskitty:

It is you Nigeria Guys that have a problem with chatting a lady
One minute you guys are professing love like it is water
Two minutes you guys are proposing marriage.

Nigeria guys learn from that chat yourself

kateskitty:

Sorry boo, someone already beat you to it

leofab:
Onyibo girls and straight forwardness shaa.. y'all should check that chat

leofab:
am not..if you slide in my sm..I will ignore you for one year before I start replying you

SlimmB:

someone told me about a "foreign lie", now I've come to experience one
szen.... kateskitty dey lie, she's single.

Berlynn:
IT IS FINISHED!! lmao

kateskitty:

Verily verily I say unto you
I ain't

leofab:
they will tag me olosho

KingRex1:
Can anything like this come out of nl?

fiftynaira:
#weMetonNairaland goldbim is now a household name in my hood.

kateskitty:
I just love the way this DM chat flows
Nigerian guys can be such creeps when it comes to chatting up a lady.

Nigeria Guy: Hi you look cute
Lady: K
Nigeria Guy: I love you
Lady:
Lady: Already

kateskitty:

It is you Nigeria Guys that have a problem with chatting a lady
One minute you guys are professing love like it is water
Two minutes you guys are proposing marriage.

Nigeria guys learn from that chat yourself

teejaypee:
That girl is cute, but still, she responded well in the DM.

Naija girls would never reply like that, even those that have transformed themselves to amadioha

teejaypee:
That girl is cute, but still, she responded well in the DM.

Naija girls would never reply like that, even those that have transformed themselves to amadioha

kateskitty:

Believe it boo, it's a general problem with Naija men
The things I've seen, If I start to talk

Girls have suffered
The way you guy profess love online is

SlimmB:
Can still see your ass behind ya.

leofab:
they will tag me olosho

alBHAGDADI:
When did it become a crime to pour out the heart? If you are not down with his proposal, let him know politely instead of ignoring his chats or taking 4hrs to reply with a letter word.

ephi123:


rotfl....!

davidif:


Why would they open up when you would be professing love almost immediately? Naija guy would ask you out and on the first day he would already be saying I love you. What kind if nonsense is that? Why can't you just let things flow and see where they end up instead of being desperate and forcing it.

davidif:


Hahaha, that is so true. You need to make a nairaland post about this. Lalasticlala needa to see this.
Naija guys don't seem to know how to chat up a girl. You don't mention love until much, much later on in the relationship.

kateskitty:

It is you Nigeria Guys that have a problem with chatting a lady
One minute you guys are professing love like it is water
Two minutes you guys are proposing marriage.

Nigeria guys learn from that chat yourself

TheSonOfMark:


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[b]
Noticed something about the female's replies? She didn't give monosyllabic, one-worded and excessive shorthand replies like "k", "nope" and "IDK" respectively? She chatted intelligently and had related replies for the guy. She replied in real-time !

While I'd admit I've interacted with my fair share of smart Nigerian girls (maybe I'm just lucky or it depended wholely on me), a lot of you Nigerian girls need to up your conversational and interactive skills. Most of you are too boring.

Berlynn:
helooooooooooooooooo!