Its only in Lagos you drive through one-way and still be claiming right.

Eko for show!


Stories plenty but no time

honeric01:

Thank you [size=16pt]tashanja[/size] for the COW pic, now those doubting me can now see that in Nigeria, nothing is impossible

That picture does not seem to be Lagos.More like Northern Nigeria.

Its only in Gidi, U'll tell a road-side/hold-up car-wash guy that your car's widescreen doesn't need further washing. But, he'll still wash it by force. He'll now ask you for money afterwards! If you now don't give him, see curse on your head! chei!

wat a thread

[size=38pt]HAHAHAHAHA!![/size]

It is only in Lagos dat I witnessed a mad man looking at himself in a tinted glass of a bank along Marina on Lagos island, the mad man got angry for no reason known to me till-date, started cursing his image on the glass, he got so furious with his reflection, picked up a stone aimed the glass, and the unexpected happens, he starts to laugh sarcastically at his image. On-lookers laughed too. Then he did the worst, he threw the stone at the glass, and the on-lookers all awed. Upon breaking the glass, the bank security guard came out furious, but he offed his top uniform only had his singlet and trousers on. Upon trying to grab the mad, the mad man scrammed, behold the security man ran after the mad man shoutin "OLE OLE, E BAMI MU", meaning"THEIF THEIF, HELP ME CATCH HIM". The mad man ran into. The ever busy balogun market, thereby causing anarchy and confusion, oooooohhhh boy, comε and see as people were running, nobody knew which one of them was truly mad.
The only thing that really got me sad was the fact that the security man got sacked for constituting nuisance.

Hehehe!.. Only in Lagos.

ikillmods: It is only in Lagos dat I witnessed a mad man looking at himself in a tinted glass of a bank along Marina on Lagos island, the mad man got angry for no reason known to me till-date, started cursing his image on the glass, he got so furious with his reflection, picked up a stone aimed the glass, and the unexpected happens, he starts to laugh sarcastically at his image. On-lookers laughed too. Then he did the worst, he threw the stone at the glass, and the on-lookers all awed. Upon breaking the glass, the bank security guard came out furious, but he offed his top uniform only had his singlet and trousers on. Upon trying to grab the mad, the mad man scrammed, behold the security man ran after the mad man shoutin "OLE OLE, E BAMI MU", meaning"THEIF THEIF, HELP ME CATCH HIM". The mad man ran into. The ever busy balogun market, thereby causing anarchy and confusion, oooooohhhh boy, comε and see as people were running, nobody knew which one of them was truly mad.
The only thing that really got me sad was the fact that the security man got sacked for constituting nuisance.

...soo funny..bt truly sad tht e was sacked

This happend to me few years ago along the lasu iyana ba axis it was around 9pm and I was waiting fr a bus that's how these area boys and some mobile police men were fighting and before we all know there ws gunshots everywhere b4 I could scram the area boys deeped their hands on my trousers and wiped the money in my pocket within a flash of a second,it was later tht we learnt tht,its their plan work with the police. To fake a fight so people can panic and they can rob the..a relative hd to bail me home tht day ....only in lagos..

So funny.lagos na wa.the thread come make AGEGE BREAD dey hungry me.

its only in lagos u c conductor association nd students dey fight each other with charms.kai come see trekking all in d name of,if student enter bus dem go drop am for bus stop with no head...

Only in lasgidi,area boys wear latest designer clothes pass anybody for dat town.

I miss d fast life there nd those days of jumping off a moving molue.

warrenweste:
...soo funny..bt truly sad tht e was sacked

It was so sad that he got sacked though. I felt pity for him also.

Lol !! This thread na comedy center.

Only in lagos (Naija) will u see 6 ATM machines in a bank and only 2 are working. The rest will be 'out of service'.

ikillmods: It is only in Lagos dat I witnessed a mad man looking at himself in a tinted glass of a bank along Marina on Lagos island, the mad man got angry for no reason known to me till-date, started cursing his image on the glass, he got so furious with his reflection, picked up a stone aimed the glass, and the unexpected happens, he starts to laugh sarcastically at his image. On-lookers laughed too. Then he did the worst, he threw the stone at the glass, and the on-lookers all awed. Upon breaking the glass, the bank security guard came out furious, but he offed his top uniform only had his singlet and trousers on. Upon trying to grab the mad, the mad man scrammed, behold the security man ran after the mad man shoutin "OLE OLE, E BAMI MU", meaning"THEIF THEIF, HELP ME CATCH HIM". The mad man ran into. The ever busy balogun market, thereby causing anarchy and confusion, oooooohhhh boy, comε and see as people were running, nobody knew which one of them was truly mad.
The only thing that really got me sad was the fact that the security man got sacked for constituting nuisance.

Omg! Laughter don kill me for here o.

One of the Funniest threads ever on NL

I have never been to lagos before but man,this thread is so funny.i laugh my head off.

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