It is only in Lagos after paying your bus fare that the bus driver will tell you to go to the back because of uniformed officer.

It is only in Lagos you know when your neighbor is making love to his wife

daniellle:

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im choking laffin

honeric01:

have you ever seen an okada man carrying a live cow on his bike?

I'v seen a grown dead cow on a bike. But u can't carry a live grown cow on a bike o. The bike no go stable at all

oweniwe:

I'v seen a grown dead cow on a bike. But u can't carry a live grown cow on a bike o. The bike no go stable at all

bro, its possible, you just have to be around and see well.

Hilarious
Its only in lagos that u’l c a bike passenger using piant bucket as helmet all cos of lastma
Its only in lagos that u’l c a bus driver 5am in the morning stinking of ogogoro and shekpe and yet still able to drive properly
Its only in lagos that u’l c workers intentionally wait till 10 pm in the night to go home all in a bid to avoid traffic
Its only in lagos that u have varieties of agbo…….paraga, shekpe, opa-eyin, agunmu, gbogbonise, lemon grass, monkey tail…e.t.c
I had an experience once, at jibowu under bridge,I jammed this soldier man and unfortunately for me I was putting on camo trousers, na so the guy talk say mk I comot am say where I see camo,say she I be soldier, na en I begin to de beg am but he was quite drunk so he wasn’t even listening to me, I tell am say na designer camo n dem de sell am for market, he talk say wetin be designer……….omo it was starting to get ugly,na so I begin I begin off am oo,thank God say I wear boxers dat day mehn……….omo I fire bike reach ouse straight.
LAGOS NAWA!!!

This one happened to me.It's only in lagos you will see area boys will come to eat in your restaurant and after eaten he will stand up and start going and when you ask of money he will tell you  "are you crazy or do you want me to punch your face?"lagos na wa and some of them after eaten they will disappear

Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]OK! man i didn't grow up in lagos and i have never stay there all my life. . . .I believe bike can carry 7 people including the rider but carrying a big and full cow on bike is almost unbelievable if not seen once.

Alright. . . post photo please. [/size]

Oga where U dey? Its Nigeria, everything possible 4 9ja,
Oya, if U do not bliv, shine Ur eye 4 this one

Ikedonn:

This one happened to me.It's only in lagos you will see area boys will come to eat in your restaurant and after eaten he will stand up and start going and when you ask of money he will tell you  "are you crazy or do you want me to punch your face?"lagos na wa and some of them after eaten they will disappear

Not restricted to Nigeria alone but also common in the USA. It's called Dine and dash.

Thank you [size=16pt]tashanja[/size] for the COW pic, now those doubting me can now see that in Nigeria, nothing is impossible

A man was hit by a car on the highway at night and the car drove off. The next day (and few days after), the body (dead) was there and cars were "climbing" the body. the body was so badly ,  (will spare everyone the gory details) it was disgusting. almost threw-up while writing this (can't get the image out of my head).

I'm very sure most drivers did not know what they were driving over.

suscribin

Best threadever,laughed my head off already

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Na only 4 dis lagos,along ladiipo/oshodi axis i enter a bus and sat behind d driver.I was shocked 2 see that the bus was being fueled through a 25 litre gallon with holse in it,which is situated right beside the left side of d driver.My rugged lagos,land of wonder!

Only in Lagos will you see people, buying fuel inside poly bag.

just mind your business whenever you witness such. if i may quote the biblical saying "allow the dead to bury themselves"

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ITS only in lagos somebody will enter bus and he/she did not pay and will still collect change if the condutor na jjc
if come oshodi you will see 2 bros playing table tennis and they will call you to be there and judge and b4 you know it you are holding the bat and all your money is gone.eko oni baje ni gba ti iya won oni fi gamale mu garri.

it's only in lagos you will see two guys wearing long jeans walking on the beach holding hands and say they are not gay

Only in Lagos!

A city where everybody is innocent.

Before my very own eyes, I witnessed a man driving against the traffic on "one way" road, he ended up bashing an on-coming car.

A fight ensued immediately, people gathered and tried to make peace. As they were being questioned, the man that was driving against the traffic, started his defence with this opening statement, "I just dey go my own jeje . . ."

The victim also started his own defence with "I just dey drive my own jeje"

I reckon everyone in Lagos just dey go there own jeje!

youngies:

Only in Lagos!

A city where everybody is innocent.

Before my very own eyes, I witnessed a man driving against the traffic on "one way" road, he ended up bashing an on-coming car.

A fight ensued immediately, people gathered and tried to make peace. As they were being questioned, the man that was driving against the traffic, started his defence with this opening statement, "I just dey go my own jeje . . ."

The victim also started his own defence with "I just dey drive my own jeje"

I reckon everyone in Lagos just dey go there own jeje!

youngies:

Only in Lagos!

A city where everybody is innocent.

Before my very own eyes, I witnessed a man driving against the traffic on "one way" road, he ended up bashing an on-coming car.

A fight ensued immediately, people gathered and tried to make peace. As they were being questioned, the man that was driving against the traffic, started his defence with this opening statement, "I just dey go my own jeje . . ."

The victim also started his own defence with "I just dey drive my own jeje"

I reckon everyone in Lagos just dey go there own jeje!

Funny stuff

axeman85:

Only in Lagos will you see people, buying fuel inside poly bag.

guyz are desperate to buy fuel

There was this crazy experience i had on a molue bus back then around '98 on my way to ijora badia,afta d b bus was loaded nd d conductor started collectin money nd lo and behold when he got 2 my side nd i was abt 2 give him money i just noticed that d zipper of his trousers was torn and his manliness was just hangin out 4 all 2 see,i could nt tell him cos he was just concentratin on d money that he was collecting,am so shocked and even up till 2day i just wonder if he intentionally just left it that way.na wa 4 Lagos o.

LMFAO at the "Dale si ibi yi" one. That was mad funny! I'm dead.

Oh my God.

Pls jarus, put a warning sign on this thread. Something like: Do not open this thread if you're at work/if you don't want a cracked rib.

I've been laughing my head off.

@topic

It's in Lagos you'll find hawkers pointing their wares into your eyes and even throwing them in your car because you make the mistake of glancing at their goods in traffic. They'll curse you if you don't buy.

It's in Lagos you'll find so many mushroom schools. I heard recently some collect school fees daily. Enter with your #50.00. fifty naira per day, 250 per week.

i must tell u,i cracked ma ribs

if my oga query me,seun seun seun!!!ehn ehn dis thread go delays omebodi promotion ooooo.now hv sent d link to my colleagues and everyone is laffin wild wild away.lagos sha eko for show,i do really miss lagos.can neva get enuff of it anytime i visit,neva!!

eko for show, eko oni baje