this is the most interesting threaf av read all year,

am laught my ass out here , hope my oga no querry me,

I love this thread!

Its only in Lagos you see a man on an okada(bike) using his leg to push a car on a highway!!!!
Its only in Lagos you see a man carrying a big ram on an okada
Its only in Lagos you see a passenger on an okada inserting himself within 2 motor tyres (risky)

I love my lagos
More to come

Only in Lagos can you point to the live fish to be used to make ur pepper soup.

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Only in that crazy place will you see 'correct' babe bring out her plastic bowl to buy ewa agayin plus dodo and dundu with stew.

ismailaw:

It is only in Lagos a fight could have started on a bike between two passengers: a guy & a lady. The lady on the bike sat in the middle between the okada rider & the other guy sat behind her.

She suddenly discovered something creeping behind her buttocks. She first felt it was the poly bag the guy behind was carrying. She later discovered that the thing was too hard to be a bag. She suddenly grabbed the object hitting at her from behind and instructed the okada rider to park the okada.

believe it, the guy's john thomas was already hard like a rock. The lady didnt drop it o. She gave the guy a very dirty slap & the okada rider later feft with her leaving the "hard-on" guy stranded.

LMAO!!! dis is Hilarious.

Only in Lagos was my 504's petrol hose removed in heavy traffic - the car stopped right in front of the culprits and they drained my pockets while trying to 'help' resolve the problem before they eventually 'discovered' that I'd run outta fuel.

They had collected all I had so they gave me 20naira to go buy petrol.

The same way only in Lagos will you be happy that you successfully got some money back from a police officer . .  after bribing him!

Only in Lagos!

only in lagos can this happen.

Iya Funke, my friend lives opposite the house of a man who has a room, two wives and fours children. I didn’t believe her until one evening when the two wives started fighting over who ate the bread on the table. People tried to settle the misunderstanding. I was shocked when the first wife started abusing her husband and the second wife, saying that she has been the one feeding the family for sometime.

The man is a commercial motorcyclist by profession (Okada rider) while the first wife is a petty trader, the second wife is a full time house wife. I was shocked to the marrows of my body when I learnt that the guy actually has two wives in one room. I even thought he had three children until I discovered that they are four children.I only see things like these in Nollywood movies until I saw it live!!!

“What manner of man is this”, I asked myself rhetorically. On my way home, I kept asking myself different questions, most of which I have not found an answer till date. Does this kind of thing still happen in this age and time? How do they have sex when the children are also there in the room? When he is having sex with the first wife under the watchful eyes of the second wife, what is her reaction?(At least,there would be no way they would be having sex that the other person won't know)


How will the man meet up with his responsibilities of taking care of the children with the meager sum he makes from his commercial motorcycle? What kind of children would come out of that kind of marriage? Is the man not ashamed at all? (I even saw him recently)…why are the two women so blind in love (or lust) that made the two women agree to stay in the one room with him?i mean, what manner of a man is this!

Spikybaby,

Been good ojare . . see ur updates on facebook so I know you are doing ok as well.

Actually been pleasant being an observer here . . .but I just had to contribute to this funny thread . .am sure everyone will have a story to tell about Lagos.

Only in Lagos , can you see something like this

Only in Lagos, you would see corporate suited men and women, with fine ass babes, queue in ghana high to buy beans and yam, rice and dodo,

only in Lagos u see people drop from a moving vehicle and only in Lagos u see people running trying to catch up with a moving vehicle! very risky  

spikedcylinder:

Ta!

Our boy must be having his first girlfriends now. . . .

spikedcylinder:

Ta!

Our boy must be having his first girlfriends now. . . .

Big boy now o, still potty training though

Check ur yahoo mailbox . .just sent some of his pictures there.

YOU BLOODY IMMIGRANT WHY LAGOS?
MAKE A CASE STUDY OF UR VILLAGE,98% OF D COMMENTATORS  RELOCATED TO LAGOS FOR BETTER LIFE;DRIFTERS FROM OTHER STATE WILL NEED VISA SOON.TINUBU IS WORKIN ON IT WITH BIOMETERIC CHECK

YOU CAN IMAGINE FEW YEARS AGO,I WENT FOR BUSARY INTERVEIW FOR LAGOS STATE FINKY,AN IGBO DUDE CAME WITH AN OBITUARY CLAIMING IS FOR FATHERS ARE LAGOSIAN,WHAT A DRAMMA,HIS FIRST N LAST NAME SOUNDS LIKE UCHE OKORO,E GBAMI HEHEH

Pictures are worth a million words.

Only in Lagos . . .

Only in Lagos . .

pix don't lie

Shooga27:

YOU BLOODY IMMIGRANT WHY LAGOS?
MAKE A CASE STUDY OF your VILLAGE,98% OF D COMMENTATORS RELOCATED TO LAGOS FOR BETTER LIFE;DRIFTERS FROM OTHER STATE WILL NEED VISA SOON.TINUBU IS WORKIN ON IT WITH BIOMETERIC CHECK

YOU CAN IMAGINE FEW YEARS AGO,I WENT FOR BUSARY INTERVEIW FOR LAGOS STATE FINKY,AN IGBO DUDE CAME WITH AN OBITUARY CLAIMING IS FOR FATHERS ARE LAGOSIAN,WHAT A DRAMMA,HIS FIRST N LAST NAME SOUNDS LIKE UCHE OKORO,E GBAMI HEHEH

Did you make the 'busari interview'?

Only in lagos will u see someone being robbed on the broad day light, and people will just watching the drama
Only in Lagos will you see danfo driver or conductor banging inside the bus on the road side

Only in Lagos will u see police packing people on thr road side with or without ID card, demandin for money afterwards.

Only in Lagos will ABOKI okada rider will tell u he know where u said u are going and end up taking u to a different place asking u which direction to follow. i nearly beat the hell outa one of them, and the worst part of it is that i don't really know the place.

Everything in Lagos is Serious madness.
Though it happen every where.

Lagos and its wahala!

Eko for show!!!

This is Lagos!!! I miss Lagos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WT0oBkQs9A&feature=related

if u fit survive for lagos u will be alright anywhere on d globe. My work people think say i don kolo as i ve been in stiches all day my belle wan burst sef with this thread. [size=8pt][b][b]LAGOS NA WAH[/b]

Otukpo, u be real Lagos guy

Only in Lagos will you see a person running on his own then suddenly, people join him and anarchy is created.

slimes:

Only in Lagos will you see a person running on his own then suddenly, people join him and anarchy is created.

HAHAHAHA!!! LOL Who wan die? lol

when there is heavy traffic in Lagos, Never ever take a short cut route because that will definitely be worse off.

[size=36pt]i love dis thread[/size]


Eko baje ti

as a ph guy, i will say Lagos Na Wah!

ONLY IN LAGOS U'LL SEE DEAD BODY ON THE STREETS AND IT REMAINS THERE FOR DAYS
That was old Lagos. When last did you personally witness this?  

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE TOUTS ROBBING SOMEONE AND OTHERS WILL BE GOING ABT THEIR BIZ AS IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING Sad but true. Reason been his goons are nearby watching to break the heads of would be saviors save the saviors are gun totting policemen or army men. Yet believe it has drastically reduced. Oshodi & Mushin used to be notorious for this. Any ways u must be street yourself to waka for Lagos streetz as every 1 wan hustle u.

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE A WELL DRESSED SAME MAN/WOMAN/BOY/GIRL, JUMP DOWN FROM A MOVING VEHICLE. Damn impatient lot. Yet many times, the driver tells you  there's no bus stop there yet he freely stops to carry passengers @ the same spot but is reluctant to let them disembark freely. weird behavior though seeing broken bones especially of older people takes time to heal.

ONLY IN LAGOS THAT U WILL BE MOVING ON THE ROAD U SEE SOME PPLE/ADULTS OOO BY THE ROAD SIDE, STOOPING AND DEFEACATING, AND PPLE WOULD JUST BE PASSING AS IF ITS NOTHING.
SOME MEN ALSO BATH BY THE ROADSIDE WITH THEIR 3RD LEG DANGLING AND THEY CARE LESS  Depends on your part of Lagos though.

Talk of pedestrian bridges, e.g the one at oshodi and cele, the human traffic/hold-up on the bridge atimes will be such that u'll fear the bridge might collapse.
Which one don collapse? What do you expect from a looting elite who shunned from building up Lagos and by extension most of the Southern Nigeria [incl East and South South] infrastructure because of God knows what. I agree that weather contributed a part in the type of roads down south but how come most roads down south are good death traps? Anyway, construction of new bridges are ongoing @ those 2 spots you mentioned.

[size=18pt]Only in Lagos do conductors join man and woman together to go sort out their change[/size]
  'Holy' money-matrimony fit result courtesy of Lagos conductor A lady i helped open her email account said she met her husband in the bus in response to Yahoo's security questions.

[size=18pt]Only in Lagos do people start a quarrel with 'Do you know who I am?'. How am I supposed to?[/size] What's Lagos without shakara? U too go display your swagger- gosh I hate that word.