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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by collinsVP: 3:06pm On Feb 25, 2017
pweshboi:
lol my broda Nah to just do tumbo tumbo and follow 1 ooo... cos d matter tire me self

grin grin grin
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by judian: 6:19pm On Feb 25, 2017
Outofsync:
This is something that feels me with so much pain and bafflement.
Why is it that girls with luscious endowed curves don't have the matching facial beauty? Some of them look like their face got bashed with a frying pan at birth but when you see that ass move, man..... You forget the face and your sorrows for a short brief ecclastical moment.

But girls who have an ironboard for physique and are as straight as the ruler in a mathematics set usually have pleasing facial symmetry, long legs, smooth skin and so on..

Why
I got a very pretty face and am not flat
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 7:38pm On Feb 25, 2017
judian:
I got a very pretty face and am not flat
picture or.... You know the rest grin
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 8:53pm On Feb 25, 2017
Fabulocity:
Yes. You're Emmanuel abi?
WTF!!!...
How on God's green earth did you know??...
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 8:54pm On Feb 25, 2017
I know everything...
TosinDru:

WTF!!!...
How on God's green earth did you know??...
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 9:37pm On Feb 25, 2017
Fabulocity:
I know everything...
I have only two theories to this
It's obvious you're aware I really don't know you, I just made a calculated guess.
1. You're Chisom (Although I'm second guessing on that)
2. You know Chi (prolly you're her friend, light skinned), you know me
But I have no logical explanation to how you know it's me on nairaland
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Jodha(f): 9:54pm On Feb 25, 2017
Question for ogun...
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Feb 25, 2017
NLchikeeto:
Who big ass help.............. tongue tongue tongue tongue

Abeg........fine face 4 life........ tongue tongue tongue tongue

Why ur eyes dey like dat Fat lens wit an awkward pupil... Are u a vampire
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Feb 25, 2017
What a mystery! You're probably not as smart if you can't figure.
TosinDru:

I have only two theories to this
It's obvious you're aware I really don't know you, I just made a calculated guess.
1. You're Chisom (Although I'm second guessing on that)
2. You know Chi (prolly you're her friend, light skinned), you know me
But I have no logical explanation to how you know it's me on nairaland
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 25, 2017
Fuyoma:


Why ur eyes dey like dat Fat lens wit an awkward pupil... Are u a vampire

Na God give me d eyes.
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 10:39pm On Feb 25, 2017
Fabulocity:
What a mystery! You're probably not as smart if you can't figure.
Well, I'll admit.
You should help me solve the puzzle
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by MrWhaley: 10:42pm On Feb 25, 2017
nNEOo:
Why are guys with big dick always short
....riddle me that grin
You must be talking from personal experience...
Wow. smiley
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by nNEOo(m): 11:02pm On Feb 25, 2017
MrWhaley:

You must be talking from personal experience...
Wow. smiley






Yea been in a pool with a host of them
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 1:12am On Feb 26, 2017
NLchikeeto:


Na God give me d eyes.

Wow! So is it like a microscope...can u see ghosts? shocked
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 10:38pm On Feb 26, 2017
Fabulocity:
What a mystery! You're probably not as smart if you can't figure.
I did my homework already... You're Chi
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:54pm On Feb 26, 2017
You think so?
TosinDru:

I did my homework already... You're Chi
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 8:19am On Feb 27, 2017
Fabulocity:
You think so?
To a reasonable level, I can't seem to think of anyone else

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