Now. . .that I have your attention. . .LOL 

Well the day approaches when I am billed to arrive in Nigeria! My questions is: how best can I stay sane in Nigeria? I promise to avoid all the possible drama. . .but if you have been to Nigeria recently, kindly share some tips. I planned to travel extensively in Nigeria but with the spate of kidnappings in Naija today as we hear and my worries of flying a Nigerian plane. . .I am almost scrapping this idea of extensive traveling! If you were in Nigeria recently, can you give any tips? I am thinking of avoiding flashy clothes when I am outside. . .so as not to become a "target" LOL. . .but how bad that I cannot be so free in "my" native country? Well, don't ask about the ear-rings and watch. . .I think that will only wear those at home or or as close to home as possible. My phone also worries me. . .I don't want to be in trouble because of the phone but how can I not check my email and have some semblance of regular life? My temporary solution is to go with 2 phones - the main one and support one. . .LOL. So, I will keep the main one at home and take the average phone out with me! One of my friends told me of how she was dispossessed of her phone recently, it was terrible! Anyways, please give some more "stay safe" tips while in Nigeria!

Hey! Stop d hype, it's not dat bad unless u got vitilgo or u had a skin transplant. We cool in Lagos tho.

Very misleading title. Not cool.

who slept with who so many times
i was in Nigeria a month ago, and the only thing that boarded me was mosquitoes

rite now
mosquitoes are even on xmas holidays

its soldier ants that are now on board~

I go home every two months - i drive a CLS 500, my wrist watch cost me $400, my phone costs me the same, i wear heavy ladden bangles and necklaces with designer shoes and clothings, mix freely with the people everywhere, not once has anything happened to me. I fly all over Nigeria when I am not driving, nothing has gone wrong, and i have been doing this for the past four years- what you wish for yourself is what happens to you. Noone sends you in Naija these days, just maintain and you'll be cool.

Why is it that some ppl will travel out of Nigeria for 6 months and they now think Nigeria is this jungle where ppl don't have phones and watches. Nigerians wear the latest watches and have nicer phones than most of us were in the US.

Paroh_frey:

I go home every two months - i drive a CLS 500, my wrist watch cost me $400, my phone costs me the same, i wear heavy ladden bangles and necklaces with designer shoes and clothings, mix freely with the people everywhere, not once has anything happened to me. I fly all over Nigeria when I am not driving, nothing has gone wrong, and i have been doing this for the past four years- what you wish for yourself is what happens to you. Noone sends you in Naija these days, just maintain and you'll be cool.

Dang!
All that?
You got a sister

@Poster y naw?mscheww anywayz just go with a positive mind and God shall be ur divine protector no worries i mean u have 2 just chill. . .

bubugul:

respond to the topic oso-oso

dont worry come 4 xmas
and this tyme u gotta have soldier ants all over your PANTS~

She has floored her self before the guy.she don fall mugu

threads derailers, una don come again  u this mama-gee, wetin dey do u self?






@post

  when you are coming to Nigeria, come unclothed because if you wear clothes, it will be stolen at the airport because no one wears clothes in Nigeria and no one has ever seen a phone or a watch before.

You sound just too  and i don't know what to do with you. by the way, what kind of phone do you use that's giving you e.r.ection? i live in Lagos and my phone cost me $450 when i newly bought it, i have been using it for more than 1 year now and nothing has happened to it so hush!!!

Am I the only confused one here?

From sleeping to earrings

FL Gators:

Am I the only confused one here?

From sleeping to earrings

you dey mind the poster, ask him how long he's been out of Nigeria and you'd be surprised it was prolly few months ago.

Big Ups to you guys and ladies . . .didn't mean to rock the boat. . .LOL. Just drop any ideas and I will appreciate it, okay? This is also a fun thread. . .and there is a lot of romance hidden in this posting for those who can "see" it. . .HAHAHAHA! This is not some guy who traveled for 3 months as insinuated. . .I really wish to know! Thanks my online friends that I never met!

Princek12:

You must be a fool for using that title as a decoy to grab people's attention. Get a life. You are a bonafide mumu.

Why is it that some ppl will travel out of Nigeria for 6 months and they now think Nigeria is this jungle where ppl don't have phones and watches. Nigerians wear the latest watches and have nicer phones than most of us were in the US. Angry

Word!
@poster,
Ewu, Nigerians back home are far better than you,some buy thier clothings directly from Thomas pink,Aneglo Tarlazzi,can you do that?nonsense,

@ 190 u ve a big mouth, u talk too much
ANYWAY POSTER CHANGE UR SUBJECT TO WAT SOOTHS D CONTENT

henryhemon:

Word!
@poster,
Ewu, Nigerians back home are far better than you,some buy thier clothings directly from Thomas pink,Aneglo Tarlazzi,can you do that?nonsense,

sweet, ur right but

@Poster
Please tell us who is after you?
Have we that live here been kiled?

I beg if you want to come home come and stop making an issue out of a non issue.

Did you not leave from here to wherever you are living now?

I bEG JARE?

Get a pistol.

***ogidiboy comes back into the thread looking for mama-gee to wound for disrespecting a grown MAN****


             

If u r dis scared of coming home why come at all? i guess u must also have heard dat we also now live on the creeks. you will be surprised at how flashy ur country peeps are. I will first ask u where exactly u r travelling to, i guess u know Nigeria has 36 states, so it actually depends. Everywhere u find urself, Nigeria or out of it, be on ur guard and dont stay out too late, be around reasonable people and pray to Almighty GOD 4 protection.

@ OP;I tink the best ting u can do is that you are not coming here as we hasnt seen people from abroad before

Brethren are balling their heads off in Naija, a trip to Silverbird will introduce you to some of the sickest phones ever, even when you go clubbin,you will be shy at the popping spree, u dey here dey think

i don't it is as bad as you think. there are quiet a lot of us resident in here more comfortable than you think you are and very safe. Y ou don't have to worry about your safety here if you don't have any skeleton in your cupboard, our God remains in the business of protecting his own, no cause for alarm.

if you dey fear to come back home, then don't come!

gbomogbomo will catch you.

keyremotes:

@Poster
Please tell us who is after you?
Have we that live here been kiled?

I beg if you want to come home come and stop making an issue out of a non issue.

Did you not leave from here to wherever you are living now?

I bEG JARE?

Why are people so naive? So because you haven't been killed that means others are not/will not be killed.
It is not news that people returning from abroad are targetted. There are stories of people that left nigeria decades ago, came back to the country and were assassinated.
Of course you can wear watches and carry expensive phones in Nigeria. At least if you live in the nice places in Lagos. Most of the people commenting probably live in Lekki and environs. If you live in other places in Lagos, you dare not flash your expensive phone.
There is a reason cellphones are the next business initiative in Lagos. Most people that use expensive phones change them at least once in 6 months ( reason : hold up theft, various kinds of theft and on occasion, dropping of the phone)
Anyway, be careful in lagos. If you must go to the rugged parts of lagos, go there during the day. If you stay on the ISLAND you can flex all you want day and night. The mainland is a different ball game. Crime as gone down but it is still Lagos.
A 4yr old boy was just kidnapped in Lagos recently. Just make sure you watch ur back and be street smart.

This topic is nonsense and most annoying, take THE FBI AND INTERPOL TO COME WITH FOR BODYGUARD COS NA ONLY YOU GO FIRST TRAVEL OUT , mccheww like say we never see clothes or phones before.Better still u can change nationality nobody wants you in Nigeria.

Guys continue with your karate, this thread is worth derailing.

phuck_NL:

Why are people so naive? So because you haven't been killed that means others are not/will not be killed.
It is not news that people returning from abroad are targetted. There are stories of people that left nigeria decades ago, came back to the country and were assassinated.
Of course you can wear watches and carry expensive phones in Nigeria. At least if you live in the nice places in Lagos. Most of the people commenting probably live in Lekki and environs. If you live in other places in Lagos, you dare not flash your expensive phone.
There is a reason cellphones are the next business initiative in Lagos. Most people that use expensive phones change them at least once in 6 months ( reason : hold up theft, various kinds of theft and on occasion, dropping of the phone)
Anyway, be careful in lagos. If you must go to the rugged parts of lagos, go there during the day. If you stay on the ISLAND you can flex all you want day and night. The mainland is a different ball game. Crime as gone down but it is still Lagos.
A 4yr old boy was just kidnapped in Lagos recently. Just make sure you watch your back and be street smart.

what is wrong with you people? do you know how many people came back home and nothing has happened to? infact, look at the entertaining industry alone, most of them are former Nigerians in diaspora, how many of them were killed? if you are not in any dirty politics, you won't be targeted by your likes.

shefini.

Poster,

Who know u?? Who are you?? What do you think you have that is not here? We are not as hungry as you are there, no one will lay a hand on a bratt like u.