God: what's wrong with this generation sef! Everything and everyone is so perverted! Even in this my religious Nigeria ehn. I mean, I always knew men were perverts, but what's with all these females going crazy and loose these days!! Infact, im going to burn this Country! Michael?!!

Abraham: err. God, Sire, chill na! Dont call him yet. Im sure there are still very good people down there. Some are even still Virgins with good character and clear conscience...

God:.. Dont try to bobo me, Abraham. Virginity is as scarce as Naira coins and here u are talking like ure so sure..

Abraham: Im sure, Sire! Okay lets do it this way, if I can Count 50 Virgins you won't call Michael again. Deal?

God: haba! Abraham, dont u learn? U lost the bet that other time and ure still eager to do it again


Abraham: that time I wasnt sure. This time I am


God: Okay Okay, deal. Oya count


Abraham: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15...16.....17..........18...................19.....


God: kikikikikikiki


Abraham:.......20..21,22...................................….............................


God: maybe u shud count from the churches...


Abraham:.. Av already counted them joor!

iamdurent:
Its not funny and worst of all. Its blasphemous.

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