Dis torry no go finish 2day sha.

iLegend:
hahahaha You're wicked o! Most times expressions speak louder than words.

lol...I greet u sir...fine man

Aderola15:

Dextology Dextology Dextology, oya report here now!
Bumbae needs a full body massage.

Hope work wasn't stressful? We are waiting for Op's fine fotos

Sorry for reporting late to duty. I am tired myself, but I will still massage HRH bumbae1 no matter the tiredness

Pheeeeew...dunno what to type tho

Too much filters. All same, cool.

iLegend:
Refiner, I have been wondering why you started avoiding me after the contest. While I was backing up all my posts on Nairaland in a word document, I saw a post where you innocently wanted to ask me a question, but I replied with, "Put your question in a trash can." Lol. You got angry and replied with, "Mr. iLegend, I'll put it in your trash head." Chaii, this my good friend before before no get chill o! I loved the way you stood your ground

U do me strong thing sha...u scared me away...

Upon say i be one of those that welcmed u to nl...

iLegend:
Hahahaha! Yeah! I forgot. You were very friendly with me. Some girls were always looking for my trouble, so I lost it. You were the only person on NL I have EVER being the first to bash. Hihihi. That should be a sign that I like you. Lol.

The only thing that kept me and my ex was fight. She was a trouble maker and I was the Godfather of all trouble makers. We'll fight and she'll pick her bag and angrily walk out of my apartment.

Me I go just dey happy for her self. We all need some space and some time alone. After 3 days of no communication or sometimes a week or two, I'll see at least 50 missed call. Me pick? God forbid. The next will be a knock on my door. Who? It's me. I already know the sweet voice. We'll look each others in the eye and simultaneously burst into laugher.

She'll push my nose saying, "you you, mumu, bad boy. I fúcking miss you I couldn't sleep." I go jejely carry am drop for bed and the rest is history. I hope you're not imagining the rest?

After a week or a month another misunderstanding again. The more misunderstanding, the deeper she falls in love. It was amazing. Haha.

Let's replicate it.

Lol...u are good in story telling...do u write novels? Or drama series...i just discovered that...

Anyway,i never wanted to cross ur path after that trouble...but isorai..u are forgiven..

iLegend:
I noticed I hardly smile on pictures, so I started smiling from 2015.

Here I present to you 2014. 2015 Loading...

lol, smiling indeed

Legend,hope u respond to PMSabout sending you one.

iLegend:
If you say so, it's all good mehn!

come, u shaped ur eyebrow or dat is how it is? Ur brow is fyn.

iLegend:
Yes, my Lord. Weldon Sir! How ya side?

bro here cool oo, i dey wait for ur update for wetclef

iLegend:
hahaha. The story trigger more stories. If I document my life e no go easy o! Na life and death, enjoyment and pains.

hmmmmm.


I quit reading stories on nairaland due to time.

But i think d pidgin English u are using is holding me down


Nice 1