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iLegend:
That guy high no be small. See as in eyes don fall. I can relate

Lol

iLegend:
I used my yahoo account on NL and I rare check, so no. Scroll up and you'll see my number. Message me on Whatsapp. No vex if I no reply quick o! Cuz Whatsapp dey always chop 2-5 hours of my time, so I have devised a means to always check it once or twice a day.

No problem

iLegend:
Jack my man. What of that your friend wey dey like to look for my trouble? Tell am say I miss am. Even that small English correction way I give am no mean say I no dey make mistake o! If you read this thread self you go see too many spellings and punctuation mistake way I dey make. I monitor in movement for Nairaland for one week I con notice say the guy no dey comment again for Nairaland. IamJix how far? You be my guy so no lele. No one is perfect. In fact, na me worse pass, but you no go know.

lol
baba I d around.
how far??

iLegend:
David, I'll do that, but I hope say in no require login o! Cuz e don't tay wey I check insta. Aiit. Lemme view it now. I still have some gigs left.

Boss thank you o............abeg help ur boi spread the word

iLegend:
Ah! My Oga Tosyn is here. Sir, I'm Sowie. I just sawitnow.

Keep enjoying your life bro

Wait

It's a book launch?

iLegend:
Jack my man. What of that your friend wey dey like to look for my trouble? Tell am say I miss am. Even that small English correction way I give am no mean say I no dey make mistake o! If you read this thread self you go see too many spellings and punctuation mistake way I dey make. I monitor in movement for Nairaland for one week I con notice say the guy no dey comment again for Nairaland. IamJ.ix how far? You be my guy so no lele. No one is perfect. In fact, na me worse pass, but you no go know.

He's a cool guy tho. Maybe he just like teasing you lol

iLegend:
I'm responding to you last, cuz I don't know you. schoooooldent how you dey? To answer your question, you need to read this long note.

Yes, I always shave/shape it when I barb. Why do I shave it? Read this. My eyebrow was so dark, naturally lined and thick.

As a teenager, some girls started making fun of me by accusing me of using my mum's eye pencil, abi na eyeliner. I get embarrassed by men and women always accusing me of being skinny, using eyeliner, lipstick and eye lashes (cause my eyebrow and lashes were so thick as if I fixed them). My case is always odd and different even till date everyone questions my name. They'll say something like: wow! I haven't heard of that or it's unique or what's the meaning? Or Where are you from? Or Are you sure you're a Nigerian? Then, in my mind I'll be like, chaii this person wan embarrass me again after all the things wey I suffer for secondary school. Whenever I'm in a congregation my mental prayer request to God is always for them not to call names. I love my 3 letters name with passion, but it draws unnecessary attention to me. The attention is cool, but it triggers nervousness when all eyes are on me. I go just dey pray for my mind make God break ground make I enter. The way everybody go dey look me and what if them con hand me microphone make I talk and the girl way I dey crush on dey there I con fûckup. No be die? Hahaha!

Back to the story. So, since 2008, whenever I go to the salon, I tell the barber to remove it. Cuz it looked more like ladies' features. As a teenager, I didn't know the natural thick eyelashes, eyeliner and lipsticks they were accusing me of was an admiration. I thought it was all bad feathers. (I go out some people go just conclude start to dey attack me by saying, "Why you dey use lipstick, you be woman?" With this amount of bullying I started using my dad's black polish to darken my lips. Sadly, my dad started hiding his polish, so I started using charcoal. The more charcoal I apply on it the more pinkish or reddish it gets when I wash it to eat. I go com dey ask God why in dey suffer me like this?

Some guys for school go tell me say I be gay. Me I go just laugh cuz inside my mind I dey reason the kind fine handwriting wey I go use write love letter give my classmate named Oluchi cuz fear no gree me go talk toram in person. In fact, even if fear gree wetin I go even talk self. Lol.

Lesson learned. Those people who were calling me skinny were my secret motivation to hit the gym. So, when someone makes fun of you, take advantage of it. It's very hard for someone to mention something bad I cannot relate to. Lol. This shows that I went through hell just to be a man and now I kinda love the hell people made me go through. And I need more of it now that is know the value.

With all these my long long replies dem for this thread. If we convert this particular thread to book com put for Amazon, Createspace or give am to you Lara to hawk for your school u sure say we no go make small moni from am? Think think think lets grow rich together. I dey wait for your suggestion o cuz I know say u na one smarts-ass.

so cute



Just passing thou

LaraExbae this one is for u , oya shift lemme pass

iLegend:
Hahaha. Obiomon is Lara's new boyfriend. Hmm. I'll go and look for my own too.

Huh!!? Boyfriend Kwa ,Bera don't break this gurls heart oh, lemme come and be going.....

iLegend:
I'm responding to you last, cuz I don't know you. schoooooldent how you dey? To answer your question, you need to read this long note.

Yes, I always shave/shape it when I barb. Why do I shave it? Read this. My eyebrow was so dark, naturally lined and thick.

As a teenager, some girls started making fun of me by accusing me of using my mum's eye pencil, abi na eyeliner. I get embarrassed by men and women always accusing me of being skinny, using eyeliner, lipstick and eye lashes (cause my eyebrow and lashes were so thick as if I fixed them). My case is always odd and different even till date everyone questions my name. They'll say something like: wow! I haven't heard of that or it's unique or what's the meaning? Or Where are you from? Or Are you sure you're a Nigerian? Then, in my mind I'll be like, chaii this person wan embarrass me again after all the things wey I suffer for secondary school. Whenever I'm in a congregation my mental prayer request to God is always for them not to call names. I love my 3 letters name with passion, but it draws unnecessary attention to me. The attention is cool, but it triggers nervousness when all eyes are on me. I go just dey pray for my mind make God break ground make I enter. The way everybody go dey look me and what if them con hand me microphone make I talk and the girl way I dey crush on dey there I con fûckup. No be die? Hahaha!

Back to the story. So, since 2008, whenever I go to the salon, I tell the barber to remove it. Cuz it looked more like ladies' features. As a teenager, I didn't know the natural thick eyelashes, eyeliner and lipsticks they were accusing me of was an admiration. I thought it was all bad feathers. (I go out some people go just conclude start to dey attack me by saying, "Why you dey use lipstick, you be woman?" With this amount of bullying I started using my dad's black polish to darken my lips. Sadly, my dad started hiding his polish, so I started using charcoal. The more charcoal I apply on it the more pinkish or reddish it gets when I wash it to eat. I go com dey ask God why in dey suffer me like this?

Some guys for school go tell me say I be gay. Me I go just laugh cuz inside my mind I dey reason the kind fine handwriting wey I go use write love letter give my classmate named Oluchi cuz fear no gree me go talk toram in person. In fact, even if fear gree wetin I go even talk self. Lol.

Lesson learned. Those people who were calling me skinny were my secret motivation to hit the gym. So, when someone makes fun of you, take advantage of it. It's very hard for someone to mention something bad I cannot relate to. Lol. This shows that I went through hell just to be a man and now I kinda love the hell people made me go through. And I need more of it now that is know the value.

With all these my long long replies dem for this thread. If we convert this particular thread to book com put for Amazon, Createspace or give am to you Lara to hawk for your school u sure say we no go make small moni from am? Think think think lets grow rich together. I dey wait for your suggestion o cuz I know say u na one smarts-ass.

coome legend dis ur epistle dey make my eyes pain me nd I no bring my glasses so abeg no tell us story again.

U could make it a book tho. Transfer all your comments to one book but know that you'll av less readers because most of ur potential readers av seen most of ur comments abt ursef.


Obiomon wehdone sah! Keep whyning me.

iLegend:
I dey o! I hear say your wife don get bellé. You and Davido dey do competition

Lmao.....
I never marry na,Davido done marry??

Boss long time o. Abeg how i got order and get the soft copy of your book?

iLegend:
No, but he's potent. No worry, I go give you my bestie L.arabae13. Treat her like a Queen. If you hurt her, I'll come for your head.

optional1 is already there for me

iLegend:
hahahaha. Lara would've even rejected you with red card. She doesn't play local league.

I'm gonna steal your girl and give her déjàvu. Press all her ESCOFi mumu button. Next week you go hear say she don dey pick dirty for Oshodi. Wetin cause am? Reply go be "the fúck wey dem fúck am too sweet in con run mad." Shey u don watch that video of that guy way the chop chocolate dey cry because the chocolate too sweet. Go Youtube you go watch am. Lol.

Optional no mind IamJix in no get G-Wagon and in be bad boy. Me I be nice guy and I just buy 17 G-Wagons today dey dash people for my street. That's how we roll mehn!

weytin una dey talk abeg ayam no understanding.

iLegend:
No, but he's potent. No worry, I go give you my bestie Larabae13. Treat her like a Queen. If you hurt her, I'll come for your head.

ehn? Give who? To who?


I tell u say I dey luk for bf?

iLegend:
hahahaha. Lara would've even rejected you with red card. She doesn't play local league.

I'm gonna steal your girl and give her déjàvu. Press all her ESCOFi mumu button. Next week you go hear say she don dey pick dirty for Oshodi. Wetin cause am? Reply go be "the fúck wey dem fúck am too sweet in con run mad." Shey u don watch that video of that guy way the chop chocolate dey cry because the chocolate too sweet. Go Youtube you go watch am. Lol.

Optional1 no mind IamJix in no get G-Wagon and in be bad boy. Me I be nice guy and I just buy 17 G-Wagons today dey dash people for my street. That's how we roll mehn!

Lol
baba wanna chat you up