Escalze:
she said she wouldn't have dated me cos I looked so slim and had no muscles but that I should thank my stars I got a big condo.

she said this to me in the midst of her friends

ewww sorry

she said to me on that evening that 'u're not Behind enough' as if that was not enough she also said u don't know how to hug, kiss(u're not romantic).

Pearly255:
Relationship of today

luv d first pic

Aleora:
like seriously

Amebo, you are now indirectly asking for more details.

devilsdouble00:
Is it in yet?

See as I just dey look you

AlphaDibia:
Your story isn't even embarrasing sef. I've come to realize that most ghes pick n choose what's embarrassing to them.. for instance, i was in the moment with this fine bowlegged babe, i wanted to impress her with words after she asked me if all I wanted was sex. I said to her, "Baby boo, I want to Bleep, use and destroy your shokoto, but I wanna make love to your mind, soul and heart" The ghe got up and left in dismay... never returned

Why would you utter such a statement bro?

D first one said, in our 2yrs of being together, she thank God that i have not had sex with. D second one said, she is just managing me. Lol

sunnyeinstein:


Thanks ooo, naso dem dey do. Liars dem be, i don jam several of dem online and live. All he needs to do is play his two correct score with 5k and he wont need to come seeking who to defraud again if he's so sure about it

Bro, most of those guys are borne guys who are just looking for a way to feed themselves and wear good clothings. I just laugh each time I see the fake screenshots of predicted matches they normally upload to deceive gullible bookmakers

SNOWCREAM:
So what part are you from, you don't seem like a Yoruba girl, I don't know why but i feel you're not, Igbo i guess?

you people should kuku make the thread una own. :X

Akwaudene87:
She jumped inside a public vehicle that I was in crying and following me up and down. Just because I said it was over ... I feel so ashamed of myself as she was crying in the public without shame .. it was really embarrassing.

How did you now handle the situation bro?

sexybbstar:
Can i even remember.....everyday na embarassment,

Everyday na embarrasmemt ke? Is it from your former or current bf? And do you also experience the same thing from your current bf

Just imagine the way they derailed this thread...hiss.

henrylowe:
Everyday na embarrasmemt ke? Is it from your former or current bf? And do you also experience the same thing from your current bf

That was my former bf...my present bf is a nairalander ,the way he treats me and adore me is outta this world.
Thanks to seun for creating nairaland.

sexybbstar:


That was my former bf...my present bf is a nairalander ,the way he treats me and adore me is outta this world.
Thanks to seun for creating nairaland.

wow.. I hope you won't get jealous seeing him womanize on this thread

Just imagine how two dumb heads derailed this interesting thread

Zarzar abi na wetin dem dey call am?

henrylowe:
wow.. I hope you won't get jealous seeing him womanize on this thread

I understand him ....i know its just for fun....thats one of the fun on nairaland

sexybbstar:


I understand him ....i know its just for fun....thats one of the fun on nairaland

Very good.. I hope you don't mind having you as a friend.. Can I PM you?

henrylowe:
Very good.. I hope you don't mind having you as a friend.. Can I PM you?

I go get query,he is following every of my comments on nairaland.

sexybbstar:


I go get query,he is following every of my comments on nairaland.

Some guys sha.. He doesn't want bad guys to snatch you

henrylowe:
Some guys sha.. He doesn't want bad guys to snatch you

Thats it bro

sexybbstar:


That was my former bf...my present bf is a nairalander ,the way he treats me and adore me is outta this world.
Thanks to seun for creating nairaland.

I hope u tnx does nt turn 2 curses in d future though

ekanDamie:

how far, has he sent PM yet? don't be surprised if he sends upto 10 sef. u really rocked his boat with that chat.

Lolsss....

one of my ex once told me,am too lousy during love making,was so embarassed....which i summoned courage to tell him,his d*ck is tilted and he cant even use it well,was only pretending let it not be i was just lying down like a log of wood

Boxer007:
I foked my boyfriend while he was on the phone to his parents in enugu. It was embarrassing

but it says right beside your moniker that you are male. Help me understand

sunnyeinstein:


Maaaaaaaa Nigga!!!

azzin! Contrary to majority's take on this, these lot have actually made this thread more fun and interactive.

Abayomi94:
but it says right beside your moniker that you are male. Help me understand

My nigger his gay now

trojan84:

I hope u tnx does nt turn 2 curses in d future though

I hope not.I have followed you so that when you are gonna see my wedding pix When its time...

"You're too tall, thank God yur thing isn't as long"

We had some misunderstanding and we didn't talk for a while.(We are quit some distance apart tho)
All of a sudden, i started missing her, but there was more to it, I really wanted her back. So i dare called and she told me point blank that she wasn't interested again, that i was lonely and wanted to keep myself company.
Meh, I was so embarrassed by those words. The words really struck my nerves.... I just ended the call.

ZarZar:



Wow, you hide your badass well. It doesn't show at all. You come across as very sweet A chameleon perhaps or your attitude depends on who you're talking to?

LOL @ your reference to that guy. Shame.

SNOWCREAM, ZarZar, do you lads need a room?

Ak47young:

My nigger his gay now

oh. My bad. Thanks for the heads up..

Omagzee:


Amebo, you are now indirectly asking for more details.

hahhahahahah abi