jidxin:
bro easy nw.... I was not even done ....u ddnt allow me to land b4 trying to bury me haba

You dont use I fainted play after 4pm as a Muslim, youn man. Before you know it, dem don bury u

jidxin:
lmaooo...I wished u knew me beta... but im enjoying dz charade tho

You're the one putting on airs here trying to be Lord Fauntleroy of the manor. Just now you corrected somebody. Btw, "wished" & "knew" should never be in the same sentence. It's grammatically incorrect. So much for that "high" English you spoke of earlier on

ToriBlue:
While my boyfriend complains jokingly that my English is high, though not for him sha.

Well, your girlfriend is outright dumb.

Atleast you said "Jokingly"because there is nothing like High English. It's cute though, you third "worlder's" and your delusion of grandeur. Lmfaoo

The anticedence of female folks i encounted till now have no love lust for complex issues like discussion based on politics, education, economics, technology innovations etc. These aforementioned issues bore them so try and discuss issues that center around her interest like fashion, food and social happening. You would be surprise at her indepth knowledge of these topics. I once used it to finish a hard task with a lady who would have literary tired out of the job if not that our discussion suited her.

ZarZar:


You're the one putting on airs here trying to be Lord Fauntleroy of the manor. Just now you corrected somebody. Btw, "wished" & "knew" should never be in the same sentence. It's grammatically incorrect. So much for that "high" English you spoke of earlier on

Their should also be a comma (,) immediately after your "just now" too, young lady.

lovelygurl:
Op I actually think you are the stupid 1 here if you think a language, any language says sth about a person's IQ

dz grl want to finish me here.... anyway the lang part is just a section of it. my out burst is just as a result of other issues I never mentioned here. I know wat im saying. ve bin wit countless girls but dz shit pisses me off after all d forming

Smh

Frolic:
Their should also be a comma (,) immediately after your "just now" too, young lady.

Just like you should have used "there" instead of "their". We're all not in the position to correct anybody on a language that is not ours by birth. So there!

[quote author=ToriBlue post=55572813]While my boyfriend complains jokingly that my English is high, though not for him

jidxin:
pls help me nairalander this is a true life story happening to me presently. I'm currently dating a girl who is an ND graduate and also presently studying in Unilag for her Degree but a part time study. Whenever we chat online she is always complaining that my English is too "high" for her and most time when we discuss topical issues she has little or nothing to offer . we hardly discuss anything complex and she also doesn't know how to spell some basic English words. malapropism is the order of the day. dont really know wat to do.

no tongne or thumb lashing pls....

Are you intelligent too?

ToriBlue:
While my boyfriend complains jokingly that my English is high, though not for him sha.

Well, your girlfriend is outright dumb.

Ah! U mean o. . Ur boifrnd dat is complaining abt ur own nko. What ll u call him

ZarZar:


Just like you should have used "there" instead of "their". We're all not in the position to correct anybody on a language that is not ours by birth. So there!

now ppl re over cautious on what they type most esp d spellings. ..I just cant stop laffin ooo

ZarZar:


Just like you should have used "there" instead of "their". We're all not in the position to correct anybody on a language that is not ours by birth. So there!

now ppl re over cautious on what they type most esp d spellings. ..I just cant stop laffin ooo

jidxin:
now ppl re over cautious on what they type most esp d spellings. ..I cant just stop laffin ooo

See what you did by bringing you & your GF's mutual retardedness over here? Told you that shit is contagious!

jidxin:
pls help me nairalander this is a true life story happening to me presently. I'm currently dating a girl who is an ND graduate and also presently studying in Unilag for her Degree but a part time study. Whenever we chat online she is always complaining that my English is too "high" for her and most time when we discuss topical issues she has little or nothing to offer . we hardly discuss anything complex and she also doesn't know how to spell some basic English words. malapropism is the order of the day. dont really know wat to do.

no tongne or thumb lashing pls....

Why you sef dey blow grammar in a relationship ? Na sumol sumol Inglish you go dey use for haus. You can be blowing your 'malapropism' for office. She fit deny you sontin, if grammar too much.

jidxin:
now ppl re over cautious on what they type most esp d spellings. ..I cant just stop laffin ooo

You meant to say- I just can't stop laughing. Get your words in correct order, boy!

ZarZar:


See what you did by bringing you & your GF's mutual retardedness over here? Told you that shit is contagious!

d retardation is now communal I guess ....urs inclusive

jidxin:
d retardation is now communal I guess ....urs inclusive

You brought it & infected all of us.

[quote author=ZarZar post=55572980]Her "stupidity" must be contagious, just look at your own spelling of "intelligent" & "tongue". Methinks you belong together [/quote

GBAM!!!!

Frolic:
. Ability to fluently "spark "Oyinbo anyhow is not a yardstick to measure intelligence. That's what most of u ignoramuses dunno. I Lie?

Go and tell the foreign schools who insist on you having an english test result before they give you admission that baloney. Some countries insist you must have a mastery of english before you are eligible to migrate to their country. You can also go and tell them that nonsense. Thats the bullshit you keep telling yourselves that has kept this country where it is. Mtcheeew

I'm just amazed how people always make mountain of of nothing.....

Her English or IQ is not up to what u like? Drop her!

Her height is not up to what u like? Break up with her!

Or what did u want us to do about it now that u brought it here

ZarZar:
Her "stupidity" must be contagious, just look at your own spelling of "intelligent" & "tongue". Methinks you belong together

The way some persons jump into conclusion is alarming. And u feel u better than the OP grammatically

With words like 'malapropism' in your daily vocabulary.. how will she understand your english? you probably chat with her on some obahiagbon kinda shii. Berra calm down bro and forget her english. If she is wise enough to try for a B.Sc after her ND and she has a good character and she can cook ehn...abeg bros, forget her malapropisimal status and wife the lady.

@ OP. Do not date or friend someone You are not mentally Compatible with oooo

Bism:
The anticedence of female folks i encounted till now have no love lust for complex issues like discussion based on politics, education, economics, technology innovations etc. These aforementioned issues bore them so try and discuss issues that center around her interest like fashion, food and social happening. You would be surprise at her indepth knowledge of these topics. I once used it to finish a hard task with a lady who would have literary tired out of the job if not that our discussion suited her.

Lol though I'm a girl, I can't stand being with girls who JUST/ONLY talk about fashion etc. ..pathetic

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Go and tell the foreign schools who insist on you having an english test result before they give you admission that baloney. Some countries insist you must have a mastery of english before you are eligible to migrate to their country. You can also go and tell them that nonsense. Thats the bullshit you keep telling yourselves that has kept this country where it is. Mtcheeew

Only when the country is an English speaking country. Makes sense, right? You English will be useless in Germany, Spain, Italy, Greece, France etc.

Sure English is the world's universal language and people have to learn it as a second language BUT in this world of internet where technology is getting better everyday things like LANGUAGE are getting useless. Even the politicians just get a translator. All that matters is being able to speak the language you can the best way it should

Drienzia:
The way some persons jump into conclusion is alarming. And u feel u better than the OP grammatically

What conclusion did I jump into? His story is clear enough. No, I don't feel better than him, he is the one feeling he is better than his GF & everyone else on this thread.

ZarZar:


Just like you should have used "there" instead of "their". We're all not in the position to correct anybody on a language that is not ours by birth. So there!

Of course. What if I said the error was intentionally made to drive my point home, will you believe?

Frolic:
Of course. What if I said the error was intentionally made to drive my point home, will you believe?

No

ZarZar:


No

As expected.Do have a beautiful morning , afternoon night or evening ; function of where you are atm.

lovelygurl:


Only when the country is an English speaking country. Makes sense, right? You English will be useless in Germany, Spain, Italy, Greece, France etc.

Sure English is the world's universal language and people have to learn it as a second language BUT in this world of internet where technology is getting better everyday things like LANGUAGE are getting useless. Even the politicians just get a translator. All that matters is being able to speak the language you can the best way it should

Keep telling yourself that
In those countries you mentioned there are schools programs and courses where the language used to teach is english and an excellent knowledge of the english language is a requirement for admission. English useless? Its clear U have never travelled to those countries. Please do before you conclude

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Go and tell the foreign schools who insist on you having an english test result before they give you admission that baloney. Some countries insist you must have a mastery of english before you are eligible to migrate to their country. You can also go and tell them that nonsense. Thats the bullshit you keep telling yourselves that has kept this country where it is. Mtcheeew

Lol. You still are not making sense, egbon. Ain't migrating , so why give myself the headaches? I'll rather stick to my pidgin and use am converse make my country ppl and business associate understand instead of trying to form English jagaban wey no go get me anywhere. Oga, no go try form prof in front of Naija soldier when dem dey query una oh. Dem go beat u like no tomorrow oh