*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.*
*ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS*

*1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N50,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N90,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N5,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_
*EXAMINATION COUNCIL OF RELATIONSHIP.*
*Code:* 2027/1
*Paper:* One
*Time:* 15min
*INTRUCTION:* From Option A,B,C Choose the correct Answer.
Each question carries 30mark.

*SECTION A.*
*1.*What is the capital city of LOVE.
A Money.
B Sex.
C Feelings.

*2.*What makes a relationship strong.
A Honesty.
B Sex.
C Money.

*3.*Who cheat most in relationship.
A Guys.
B Ladies.
C A and B

*4.*Who are more faithful in relationship.
A Ladies.
B Guys.
C All of the above.

*5.*Who lies most in relationship.
A Ladies.
B Guys.
C None of the above.

*SECTION B.*
Instruction: Answer any two question.
*1.* What is Love. *(3marks)*

*2.* Why is kiss important in relationship. *(3marks)*

*3.* Why do girls have more than 1 boo. *(3marks)*

*4.* Between the Guys and the Ladies who value relationship. *(3marks)*

*SECTION C: Theory.*
In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose.

Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not much to go round.

*GOOD LUCK.*


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