frank317:
Lol... So all these born again Christians like fu*k like this.

See as them one crucify me because I talk holy sex... Hmmm.

Me and plenty people de go hell after all

O you got me

Your first posts sarcasm was glaring but then I kept reading your other responses and I was thinking is this guy nuts.

frank317:


What pleasure? You are indeed a worldly Christian. Keep in feeding your flesh. You better pray to God for forgiveness, and stop allowing earthly pleasures to confuse u.
A holy person cannot be taking his wife from behind like a worldly person. How can u claim to be holy yet as a woman u will be screaming give it to me, don't stop, this is sweet, dig me harder, during sex? Or allow a man to mess up ur holy body by slapping Ur ass and having sex in different positions like a LovePeddler, grabbing his dick with the same hand you use in opening the Bible? And even sucking it with the same mouth u use to preach the word.
Did Jesus do any of those?
What kind of mind do u have? Where do u even learn all those rubbish from? Why will u give Ur woman doggy? Are u a dog? Why will u have sex like an animal?
Guy, stick to the holy position... Lie her down respectively, kiss her with love, gently caress her untill she is wet the enter her and pump gently or are your holy mind leads u until u come. And the woman must just moan just because of the effect of ur touch... She must avoid sounding vulgar and getting over excited.
We must no allow the pleasures of sex make us miss heaven.

one question ?how did you know all these

Why must people conclude things they feel it's right, imagine someone talking about holy sex...it's ridiculous. Since the couple are married, they have the right to do things as it favor them so far it's not with any other person. Happy Sunday to You all.

mizzytan:
Yes. There's nothing wrong with it. Any style is allowed but don't be saying all this words during sex: Bleep me harder, spank ma ass, tear that pussy, yea yea I'm your bLtch. Those are things of the world.

you are blind and can never see again

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Which one is holy sex again...e tire me o

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

this is so so dumb

is it in the will of God for couples to be bonded? paul said whoever has sex with a prostitute would be bonded to her. simple, you guys should have sex the way a hooker would give it and your union gets continuous bonding. gbam!

jonbellion:
Lol frank317 wan kill me
So christians want to have worldy sex
It's funny how they all agree on this but when it comes to other matters that is supposed to cause controversy in their religion their brains would become inactive

My brother... If u see them on Sunday during worship hours... U will think they have never been naked in front of a man.

See as them dey crave for 'worldly sex' like their life depends on it

naniawini:
Are u 4 real... That would be so boring.... Thats why I ain't marrying no pastor

Some pastors na dam bad pass for the other room. I can't keep myself and remain a virgin till marriage and then you will now start telling me not to love my wife as I please. Abeegi.

The evils of religion!

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Just to let you know, it wasn't lost on me. You made my morning.

by the way, the so called missionary style was originally known as the way of serpents (pretty obvious) so let the anti doggy style fellow take note. it was only renamed when missionaries promoted it. no need adding sin lists to what's not written.

ibolomo:

Some pastors na dam bad pass for the other room. I can't keep myself and remain a virgin till marriage and then you will now start telling me not to love my wife as I please. Abeegi.

All styles is allowed under Marriage. Nofin like unholy sex.

BlackOnassis:

I see you are not ready to face reality. Even your husband sef is lying to you. O ma se o.

U don't have to agree and I'm not jobless to keep up with u. The same way not every woman like men sucking their breast, same applies to men and dick.

teemy:
by the way, the so called missionary style was originally known as the way of serpents (pretty obvious) so let the anti doggy style fellow take note. it was only renamed when missionaries promoted it. no need adding sin lists to what's not written.

hmmm what's obvious about it pls? Snakes mate that way?

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Sometimes some of you make God seem to Petty with all these funny rules and what not about what God condones and does not yet wonder why people stop believing,so now God will send you to hell to burn for eternity for giving your wife doggy style.. .what a loving and compassionate God he is.. ...

Gaara101:



Just to let you know, it wasn't lost on me. You made my morning.

The thread has made my forking whole day. See me laughing like a mad man in the bus.

Now I know Chelsea is going to win Everton

I can't believe this is what Christianity has reduced to on Nairaland.

I think Christians on Nairaland are trying to outdo muslims on ridiculous topics like this.

Epositive:


I asked for a "reference" but you don't have it, do you? i doubt it

the bible says "seek the truth and the truth shall set you free"

you don't just assume some things are bad when they're actually not

sex is more like a bond, a neccesity for reproduction,,,, but most times, ultimate pleasure is the goal using different styles or methods( pre-intimacy, doggy and so on) to achieve this aim

if you think the afore-mentioned is unholy?

you think "unholiness" revolves around sexual activities with your wife?

you believe you can just frame up anything as you want?

biko what kind of christain are you?

#positivevibes

don't take that guy serious. he's an keyboard wwrrior atheist

2wice:

this is so so dumb

Don't you understand sarcasm

frank317:


Oga do not take every word in the Bible literally... Allow the holy spirit to interpret for u.

Why not then allow the Holy Spirit interpret for others too, instead of forcing ur own interpretation down their throats.

Monk92:



Did Jesus even have sex @all?

boss u claimed to be knowledgeable biblically
but sincerely u don't have. the Bible stated it clearly that a man and a woman can only have sex by legally marring to each other. the bible didn't give a particular style fr sex. but as a Christan u do all things fr God's glory. meanwhile how wud no d style d couple r using in deir bed room if not experience.

Anusiemgood:

anyhow it is done, is your husband. whether mouth action. he got to enjoy you if you don't want to loose him to other ladies..

If u read my post well, u will see I'm in support of wives satisfying their husbands and I still stand on it that not all men likes dick sucking.

Holy Sex kwa?
Couple choose what style they like, whether holy or unholy.
Christian left what to do and be talking trash.
Whether you sleep in church or eat in church without love to your neighbour which is the in thing, abeg.. forget it your not doing what God says...

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

lol.... Seems like many nigerians don't even know a sarcastic comment when they see one.

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Baba stop this, there was nothing like dogging in those days, no 69 or what have you, in fact in those talking about sex opening was a taboo.

Which one is Holy sex again?

Na wa ooo, as far as you're having sex, do it anyway you like it after all we have different ways of kissing..

One word describes the likes of you perfectly...... Fanatic!

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

dingbang:
its not unhealthy for a married woman to practice a bj on her hubby... So..

I didn't say it's unhealthy.

Thus is one of the reasons why I said Christians are dummies! Atheists over to you

frank317:


Oga do not take every word in the Bible literally... Allow the holy spirit to interpret for u.

Which Holy spirit are you talking about? Pls don't drag Holy spirit into sex topic haba, imagine Holy spirit ministering to you during sex, won't you rebuke that kind of Holy spirit?

Hardeysolution:
Confused me watched a movie and the husband was questioning the woman where she got the idea of this sex styles. They are CHRISTIANS. I was confused and was like, does Christianity allow sex styles? Does the religion allow romantic approach to sex? This time for married ones.. ..
Should I ask then, does God allow it?

did they steal your brain yesterday night during sleep?