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Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Magichand: 8:59pm On Aug 26, 2018
Even though Prophet Kumchacha makes a lot of money from his church business but we think he should add comedy to his profession and make some extra income from it.

He has on several occasions proved himself to be one of the hilarious men of God the country has ever had. In fact, he is good in comedy even than preaching.


He has thrown another bombshell in a recent interview on Hitz FM. The Founder and Leader of Heaven’s Gate Ministries disclosed that God has given him the power and strength to bang his wife to her satisfaction anytime they meet in bed.


Prophet Kumchacha added that Christian men should put Christianity aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives. He went on and bragged that he has about 55 different ‘Atopa’ styles which he uses to bang the ‘hell’ out of his wife during s£xual intercourse.


“Every human being has a style he or she prefers during s*x. For me, I have 55 s*x styles and when I meet you in bed I will unleash them to satisfy you”, Prophet Kumchacha disclosed.

He concluded by advising men of God to put the Bible aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives and bang them to their satisfaction.

https://zenithnaija.com/i-use-55-different-atopa-styles-to-satisfy-my-wife-in-bed-%e2%94%80-ghanaian-prophet/

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Abdul315(m): 9:11pm On Aug 26, 2018
Bang da da dang wink wink wink

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Olalan(m): 9:22pm On Aug 26, 2018
No matter how wild the couples are I doubt if there are up to 10 styles to be done........

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by donbachi(m): 9:33pm On Aug 26, 2018
Salud

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by DeBrain045(m): 9:35pm On Aug 26, 2018
He is called PROPHET in church NIGGA on bed

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Alejoc(m): 9:42pm On Aug 26, 2018
Anything style within the wall of his marriage is acceptable

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by itiswellandwell: 10:19pm On Aug 26, 2018
Hmmm

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Trapnews: 10:19pm On Aug 26, 2018
55? undecided

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by maxiuc(m): 10:19pm On Aug 26, 2018
cheesy grin

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by WesternOrbit: 10:19pm On Aug 26, 2018
Serious!!

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by zicoraads: 10:20pm On Aug 26, 2018
55 Sex Styles?! shocked shocked grin grin

He can as well have a hundred. She's his wife and they are legally allowed to do all. I'm aiming for over a 100. My wife will probably call in tired some few mornings. grin

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 10:20pm On Aug 26, 2018
ghanians and sex are like 5 and 6 grin

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 10:21pm On Aug 26, 2018
kiss



I need me this kinda man



Yes pappy

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by eedriyz(m): 10:21pm On Aug 26, 2018
See advert

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by kenslimz(m): 10:21pm On Aug 26, 2018
hmmm
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by bamasite(m): 10:21pm On Aug 26, 2018
He can act porn then

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Sisijetue(f): 10:21pm On Aug 26, 2018
55
Lie small small na

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Mankosi: 10:22pm On Aug 26, 2018
End time pastor

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by MANNABBQGRILLS: 10:22pm On Aug 26, 2018
55 STYLES?!

OSHEEEEYYYY!!!

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by nabegibeg: 10:22pm On Aug 26, 2018
Magichand:
Even though Prophet Kumchacha makes a lot of money from his church business but we think he should add comedy to his profession and make some extra income from it.

He has on several occasions proved himself to be one of the hilarious men of God the country has ever had. In fact, he is good in comedy even than preaching.


He has thrown another bombshell in a recent interview on Hitz FM. The Founder and Leader of Heaven’s Gate Ministries disclosed that God has given him the power and strength to bang his wife to her satisfaction anytime they meet in bed.


Prophet Kumchacha added that Christian men should put Christianity aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives. He went on and bragged that he has about 55 different ‘Atopa’ styles which he uses to bang the ‘hell’ out of his wife during s£xual intercourse.


“Every human being has a style he or she prefers during s*x. For me, I have 55 s*x styles and when I meet you in bed I will unleash them to satisfy you”, Prophet Kumchacha disclosed.

He concluded by advising men of God to put the Bible aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives and bang them to their satisfaction.

https://zenithnaija.com/i-use-55-different-atopa-styles-to-satisfy-my-wife-in-bed-%e2%94%80-ghanaian-prophet/



Kung Fu sex pastor

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by IamPlato(m): 10:23pm On Aug 26, 2018
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He Must Have A Big Dick

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 10:23pm On Aug 26, 2018
Magichand:
Even though Prophet Kumchacha makes a lot of money from his church business but we think he should add comedy to his profession and make some extra income from it.

He has on several occasions proved himself to be one of the hilarious men of God the country has ever had. In fact, he is good in comedy even than preaching.


He has thrown another bombshell in a recent interview on Hitz FM. The Founder and Leader of Heaven’s Gate Ministries disclosed that God has given him the power and strength to bang his wife to her satisfaction anytime they meet in bed.


Prophet Kumchacha added that Christian men should put Christianity aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives. He went on and bragged that he has about 55 different ‘Atopa’ styles which he uses to bang the ‘hell’ out of his wife during s£xual intercourse.


“Every human being has a style he or she prefers during s*x. For me, I have 55 s*x styles and when I meet you in bed I will unleash them to satisfy you”, Prophet Kumchacha disclosed.

He concluded by advising men of God to put the Bible aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives and bang them to their satisfaction.

https://zenithnaija.com/i-use-55-different-atopa-styles-to-satisfy-my-wife-in-bed-%e2%94%80-ghanaian-prophet/


List dem Sir.

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by oluwasegun007(m): 10:24pm On Aug 26, 2018
Now let's do the math...

1 style par minute is 55 minutes excluding fore play, that's 55min plus....


Is that one not a lie.

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Pvin: 10:25pm On Aug 26, 2018
how many minutes

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by jaxxy(m): 10:25pm On Aug 26, 2018
Im afraid to say I agree with him. So extreme

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by conquerorsegun(m): 10:25pm On Aug 26, 2018
55 nke! Na only 9 I sabi
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Offpoint: 10:26pm On Aug 26, 2018
55? Poor woman

I'm changing church, please how much is T-fare to Ghana?

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Gboy98(m): 10:27pm On Aug 26, 2018
undecidedis there even up to 55 styles to be done?

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by ofuonyebi: 10:28pm On Aug 26, 2018
is this a nonsense or good talk?...na waooo!

onlly GOD can save the women of our time!...even the church is becoming no place to hide for pretense!

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by SarakiBukola: 10:29pm On Aug 26, 2018
55 styles shocked shocked

Pastor Kama Sutra... this one dey use him Rod of Moses very well

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