Since we're in the era of sliding into DMs, after Banky W told us how he got Adesua tripping, a renowned Nigerian Lawyer and Author, Chidera Okolie, has opened her DM to potential suitors, outlining 10 conditions that are to be met.

Here's what she wrote;


"Attention!!
Good morning
The DM is now open for applications!
However the following should be noted.

1. Certain greetings like "Hi baby", "Good morning my angel" "Hi love" has never been, and will never be responded to. For the singular reason we are not acquainted (not yet)

2. Please do not bother applying if your handle is, or similar to any of these @emekatoomuchmoney @Taiwobillionaire @Jiderunningthings @TheDonOfLagos @DonMoney @Sexyforthegirls @JoeSexyAss @Mikesixpacks

3. Also, avoid me if the first picture I'll see on your page is a shirtless six packs (I'll droll but that's it...nothing personal) or a stack of money or goldchains.

4. Go straight to the point...don't use my publications as a reference point. "Hi, my name is Obinna Kunle Musa. Can I know you better?"
"I would like to get your book and your number to stay in touch for updates" ( crook).

5. All denominations and tribes are welcome. (Foreign nationals included)

6. Do not abbreviate like a college kid."Hi, my name z John. Pliz snd ur numba. I'll lyk 2 stay in touch" is a no no!!!!
"Hi, my name is John. Please send your number. I'll like to stay in touch"

7. I speak my dialect fluently. Don't be afraid to "famz" me in igbo language if you can

8. A humorous, artistic, sarcastic or witty individual will stand a greater chance.. (But if you are not....pleaseeeeeee...don't try)

9. Please keep whatever your pastor said to you to yourself. God is yet to speak to me about you.

10. Finally, keep it simple...or you'll lose me at "hello".
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!
Thank you"

Sinaj abeg make ur pm available too na

Bt reduce the conditions o...am ready to slide in

She is still young, by the time she hits mid thirties more than 75% of these requirements will be scrapped......

Uptight much?

Rubbish dey dia dey write nonsense while yuh mates r busy getting married every Saturday, u fink d world rotates around yuh smelly anus...

hmmn

Rubbish

She get time please she can get a guy with all her qualities and he will still mess her up badly ..

Bit stuck up putting it on d net like she some trophy
Anyway if it works for her happy days

lol

Bumbae1:
Rubbish

She get time please she can get a guy with all her qualities and he will still mess her up badly ..

Bit stuck up putting it on d net like she some trophy
Anyway if it works for her happy days

ya mouth nor gud ooo

that no. 6 pisses me off big time

gudmoni, hw ws ur nyt jst wnt to no hw u doin

demn! I hate how kids of this generation chat

vision 2030

ouzo1:
Sinaj abeg make ur pm available too na

Bt reduce the conditions o...am ready to slide in

lolll

My condition no big na


Do u av tati billion?

sinaj:
lolll

My condition no big na


Do u av tati billion?

I get that tati billion bt na for dream....