Smellymouth:
@ demiladegold.. I think we are twins..Lol

FTBOY:
alaye, na true o. any girl that can leave me having blue balls can as well kill me. if i no release something bad must happen.

FTBOY:
my woman must not disturb or protest against me watching barcelona matches, no matter the time.

she must not stop me from drinking.

she must learn how to drive, just in case we go out together and i get drunk.

cleaning and washing are my hobbies but she must be willing to assist too.

i'm not a perv but when we fvck she must not leave me unsatisfied. . .she must let me discharge Fluid with aaahh!!

demiladegold:



I like weirdos.... I only associate myself with weirdos like me and I love horror movies especially the one extremely scary ones but your own pass my level o

Aderola15:

My partner in crime

PatriotTemidayo:

Koman disturb me Puleeeeeeessssss!

Frolic:
Well, lets get started then. We dont have forever

IamaNigerianGuy:


Found another one under the Zarzar spell

Venica:
got hearing problem that prevent me from making phone calls. find it very difficult to converse when its dark. could need light to hear whatever u are saying .

i love attention like two days old baby


can't stand d smell of alcohol . lends to instant vomiting

ZarZar:


Let me make you fall under the spells too

Expecto patronum!

Gentlevin:
Sis i take those kind of pple as dirty pple and lazy persons. They will spray enough perfume b4 going out to meet their bf/gf but wen u go to their room at home, it smells like refuse bin.

Mimzyy:
Cc sinaj

demiladegold:
I'm very stubborn, don't like too much attention, easily irritated esp when I don't like you, a bit bossy, not a big fan of cuddling, I am play , hate serious conversations, makes everyone living on the same roof with me fat by cooking every little opportunity I get, hate eating except it's meat, im a freak , I don't really take anything serious, I don't really like people I don't know around me, I can be quiet for days without nothing being wrong with me, I switch my mood on and off as easily as blinking my eyes..... I hate clingy people, I mostly hang out with guys and I'm a playful flirt so if you're a jealous guy, I'm sorry but you'll just have to get used to it, I'm don't have a streak of jealousness in me and I hate going out except on occasional dates

Raine80:
There is one

oluwashedy:
Ur own sha tu much

Prettythicksmi:
I hate cooking
I love sleeping,infac[b]t i can sleep for two days without waking up lol[/b]
I dont take tins too serious,takes everything as a joke.

Venica:
my ear drum was damage due to a slap. this force me to hear with my eyes by looking at d person's lip . but when in darkness and i can't see your lip it become impossible for me to understand what the person is saying

dumo1:
oh! really sorry dear. have you tried using a hearing aid?.

demiladegold:


Its not my fault na

CagedSoul:
u just weak me anyhow
Nonetheless I got Ur back

demiladegold:
I'm very stubborn, don't like too much attention, easily irritated esp when I don't like you, a bit bossy, not a big fan of cuddling, I am play , hate serious conversations, makes everyone living on the same roof with me fat by cooking every little opportunity I get, hate eating except it's meat, im a freak , I don't really take anything serious, I don't really like people I don't know around me, I can be quiet for days without nothing being wrong with me, I switch my mood on and off as easily as blinking my eyes..... I hate clingy people, I mostly hang out with guys and I'm a playful flirt so if you're a jealous guy, I'm sorry but you'll just have to get used to it, I don't have a streak of jealousy in me and I hate going out except on occasional dates

IamaNigerianGuy:

GangnamStyle:

i've had an experience with your type before, definitely the worst relationship of my life. She had every single attribute you mentioned here. Infact i had to rush to your profile after reading everything to check if it was her talking. That relationship still haunts me to this day.

demiladegold:



Funny thing is I always learn to adjust with time once I really like you then some of this stuffs disappear ..... Once you understand me you can easily change some of this things

GangnamStyle:


yea dats true, its easy to compromise on some things once the affection is there but such compromise never truly last. Sooner or later, resentment sets in especially during a rough patch in the relationship then we start hearing things like "after everytin i did for him/her."

one important lesson i learnt from that episode in my life was never to bite more than i can chew when it comes to picking a partner. If our personalities don't match, i let her go cos i know we will end up unhappy.

Nobody is perfect, its all about picking who you can tolerate the most.

Onyezaza:
for me
1. i get irritated easily, i can sweep the house 5times a day
2. you dear not eat leaving the plate without washing it immediately
3. all my things should be kept and arranged the way you met them.
4. sometimes i just decide to be alone.

demiladegold:



Funny thing is I always learn to adjust with time once I really like you then some of this stuffs disappear ..... Once you understand me you can easily change some of this things

demiladegold:



What?

daben1:
my kind of wife... Shows you're neat. But na you go wash plate if your husband eat na