bokoharam marriage.
Oya over to the slay queens,come and slide into dangote,churchhil or huspupi DM and hope he marries u.

;Dthis time around a lady slid
pls who is sliding into my dm mbok

TrapQueen77:




Bumbae1 have u done this before?

Haha me no slide inside DM o
Happy for them

patiently waiting for my own to slide oooo, abi the bobo nor dey on instagram

refiner:
Beautiful...

My DM is all yours for u to slide in (Would that not be more Beautiful)

yeah right! just like that? what about the other story the real story?

Aderola15:
Na oyinbo na but e still no mean sha.


Dacovajnr, send me a text.

Lol, what if i do.

refiner:
Beautiful...

ZarZar:
Hmmm...the chances of it ending the same way for everyone look waifer thin to me. Either you'll end up with some lying loser or be yet another catfish statistic. Her case is a special one

Did u say you are south african? The catfish line is reminisce of Nigerian. Lol

toasters and toastees .d guy somehow look like E money sha.

Smellymouth:
Sinaj, you Berra run slide into my DM now oo!!!

You know WAEC is over and new set of slay queens have been unleashed into the world..

Act fast now!!

Slide into my DM like this asap..

Smellous Smeggus !!! Slay queens of burnt dodo or glass of boiled water?

Mayflowa:


Did u say you are south african? The catfish line is reminisce of Nigerian. Lol

Yeah, I am, but I was referring to the American TV show of the same name about fraudulent people on the internet.

refiner:
Beautiful...

incase u ve not seen where to slide, I'm yours truly

lovely cute

refiner:
Beautiful...

See, you fine no be small....OMG

[=Aderola15.
Kindly send me a text.
Make I say my mind also

congrats to them

sinaj:
will slide into ya akant DM if u av tati billion *rolls eyes*

Just checked your Dp, are you really that pretty?

onwards:

Same way guys sliding into your DM are nigh guaranteed to end up with a lying loser or become catfish or shark statistics right?

Thanks for the heads up.

Or even meeting someone that will come around you and cart away with your properties

ZarZar:


Yeah, I am, but I was referring to the American TV show of the same name about fraudulent people on the internet.

You know, if you're tryna be an actress, youre not doing bad . I know you're the one liking my comments. Likes ain't gonna get us no where

winkmart:
Kiyomi‏ (@jkiyomi on twitter) revealed that she and her husband met five and a half years ago on twitter. Taking charge of her feelings, she sent a direct message asking him to text her.


The rest is history, as they have now tied the knot.

This is simply a lesson to all the ladies out there crushing on guys in your dreams and hoping one day they guy will give it a thought and slid into your DM "If Mohammed does not go the mountain, the mountain should go to meet Mohammed"


See more photos after the cut:

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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/05/she-slid-into-his-dm-6-years-ago-they.html

if only our baboons have some elements of sense but yee! you will see dem doing slay Queen and Facebook queen with little brain do they have!


naija women are typical example of useless.

there are just good for nothing bumbumclay walking the street with no future ambition!


ask a naija woman what will you like to accomplish in life and watch how them display their fishbrain talents.

them think the part of there yansh is the only way of salvation but little did they know that there hole is just a wide gateway to hell and the route to there miserable life.

thesuave10:


You know, if you're tryna be an actress, youre not doing bad . I know you're the one liking my comments. Likes ain't gonna get us no where

Eh? And how do you know this?

Not to be rude but this got me going like...

thesuave10:


You know, if you're tryna be an actress, youre not doing bad . I know you're the one liking my comments. Likes ain't gonna get us no where

Wasn't me

ZarZar:


Eh? And how do you know this?

Not to be rude but this got me going like...

Lol.. What did you type in Google to get that pic? : "responding to some nairaland comment so that the person laughs" .

I think mine was.. ...

ZarZar:


Wasn't me

Hmm

thesuave10:


Hmm

He says I liked his comments

Wasn't me...

thesuave10:


Hmm

Maybe you have another admirer but it honestly wasn't me

ZarZar:


He says I liked his comments

Wasn't me...

Well..

ZarZar:


Maybe you have another admirer but it honestly wasn't me

Lol What could the person be possibly admiring?

thesuave10:


Lol What could the person be possibly admiring?

IDK. You tell me. What's admirable about you? Who knows, you might get a few DMs yourself