Yesterday the 14th day of May, 2017 I had two male acquaintances who visited me in my Place of Primary Assignment in Katsina. As would be expected of a good host, I presented them kola and other chewables.
As we began to discuss, I could not help but notice their pattern of sitting and play. Barnabas will always want to touch the genital of Job and the latter will always shove him. I did as though I wasn't observing anything, so the play continued. At some point, Barnabas said to Job, "I want you to pull your shirt, trouser, and boxers off lemme see. I could not help but open my eyes in utter amazement from the kitchen where I was. Job's response was... I don't do such.
But why would Barnabas want to see Job's nude even in my house?

Are we barnabas or how do you expect us to know his mind from nairaland?

Y didnt u ask d Barnabastard?