NwaObinkita:
Hahahahhahaaha


The wedding I went for last week at Ekewan road I went to the back of the hotel, near the generator house and I ran into the bride pressing the boobs of her chief bridesmaid.

They were shocked as fück to see me


It was a lovely sight and I walked back happily to the hall with my healthy erection pitying for the unfortunate groom.

u no collect any no?

ikp120:
I do only female. Say the truth bro. Are you bisexual? As in, you fvck both dicks and pussy?

Most guys dis days are bisexual, some do it if you can offer them something good...but na dem calm to be straight pass

ikp120:
Their sexual system is built in such a way that both males and females can satisfy them sexually without side effects.

Ladies are naturally bisexual if you look at it critically.

True talk man

I see lot of wisdom in this

adajoe555:
if his girlfriend is that way must he generalized it to all Uniport graduate..Must he take one person to judge others.... metcheeew

Maybe he has met plenty and has heard a lot about u.p girls.
You know how Aluu girls be na.

Noblesoul123:
So, all those that shout "she's my Besty of life" are actually referring to their lesbian partners?

I have learnt something new today.

Shuuu!


In other words, cucumber is no longer in vogue.

You have learnt something today ke??
From an anonymous facebook status?

I'm guessing it I post on facebook that all men who play football are gay because nobody knows what they do in their locker room, without any evidence, and then somebody screen shots it and post it on nairaland, you would still say you have learnt something today?

Nigerian youths believing and and all crap!

Chrisrare:
Women r getting more and more rotten with each passing day.. Reason y there r so much baby mamas today, men no longer see them as wife materials.

Are the men themselves husband material?

Dey there dey look for wife material when your husband material no fit see G-string.
A good man will attract a good woman. You only attract what you are.

The fish image is sooo correct.

I've got 99 problems and a female ain't one.

MarieSucre:


Are the men themselves husband material?

Dey there dey look for wife material when your husband material no fit see G-string.
A good man will attract a good woman. You only attract what you are.

Yes o. The guys are husband materials. We've always been until the females changed the game.
Men will always be husband material to a loyal girl, not a pay as you go.

ikp120:
Their sexual system is built in such a way that both males and females can satisfy them sexually without side effects.

Ladies are naturally bisexual if you look at it critically.

Exactly dear .....people should just understand that....its just a natural stuff to me

mhizesther:


Exactly dear .....people should just understand that....its just a natural stuff to me

after i learned so much about women sexuality, i cease blaming them. Not their faults.

Immorttal:
after i learned so much about women sexuality, i cease blaming them. Not their faults.

I wish others too could understand...it's not our fault

glowryhaa:

Help me and tell them o

these guys never see anythin yet
authentic ways dey wey dem dey take detect lesbos..not by bestie

lefulefu:

these guys never see anythin yet
authentic ways dey wey dem dey take detect lesbos..not by bestie

E be like say you get experience for this kind thing

glowryhaa:

E be like say you get experience for this kind thing

haha when i dey school then...the lodge wey i dey reside ...one of neighbours then was a chronic lesbian.she no dey do dat bestie tin but then when she dey look at another babe e go be the same way a man dey look at a woman .even some ladies if dem come d girl room come sew cloth cos the girl na tailor .dem dey always complain about the way d lady dey grope their bum and boobi wen she dey use tape measure dem .

Naturally bawo? I beg to differ biko. I can barely stand a fellow gal helping me hook/unhook my bra, let alone finding​ it cool to touch, kiss or cum for​ my own fellow gal, ayamma! For​ those indulging​ in it tho, their lives, their choices​, their decisions, whatever rock their boats. As for me, if no be di*k, e no fit feel or taste like di*k. Shikena!

author=ikp120 post=56931535]Their sexual system is built in such a way that both males and females can satisfy them sexually without side effects.

Ladies are naturally bisexual if you look at it critically.[/quote]

lefulefu:

haha when i dey school then...the lodge wey i dey reside ...one of neighbours then was a chronic lesbian.she no dey do dat bestie tin but then when she dey look at another babe e go be the same way a man dey look at a woman .even some ladies if dem come d girl room come sew cloth cos the girl na tailor .dem dey always complain about the way d lady dey grope their bum and boobi wen she dey use tape measure dem .

no wonder that aunty lyk to measure me for one hour but na u biko o ... Na u knw everything wey dey happen

glowryhaa:
no wonder that aunty lyk to measure me for one hour but na u biko o ... Na u knw everything wey dey happen

haba
u wey come carry shakira hips like dis no go let d aunty come pless ur hips oooooo
and i know say u go get ukwu tooo
i don twist my neck welll take view d angle for ur dp

lefulefu:

haba
u wey come carry shakira hips like dis no go let d aunty come pless ur hips oooooo
and i know say u go get ukwu tooo
i don twist my neck welll take view d angle for ur dp

na Sunday we dey no the twist neck...

toastedbread:
Maybe he has met plenty and has heard a lot about u.p girls. You know how Aluu girls be na.

lol that's aluu girls na ... there are chaste ones out there

glowryhaa:
na Sunday we dey no the twist neck...

MarieSucre:


You have learnt something today ke??
From an anonymous facebook status?

I'm guessing it I post on facebook that all men who play football are gay because nobody knows what they do in their locker room, without any evidence, and then somebody screen shots it and post it on nairaland, you would still say you have learnt something today?

Nigerian youths believing and and all crap!

Hmmmm, its a pity that kids have taken over Nairaland.


Have you ever heard of sarcasm/humour?

I won't blame you if you haven't.

Its obvious that you are a product of the present education system.

For your own good, don't take anything you see on social media seriously.

Most folks exploit social media to vent off stress.

I suggest you do same my dear.

adajoe555:



lol that's aluu girls na ... there are chaste ones out there

chaste ones? yes, them they but how you wan see dem? from pritaso junction to cody's bar(maryland), na so so bum shorts and bleached laps one go dey see for evening.
even if na you, you'll be forced to conclude that na only such girls dey uniport.

which side you been stay for unique u.p?

toastedbread:


chaste ones? yes, them they but how you wan see dem? from pritaso junction to cody's bar(maryland), na so so bum shorts and bleached laps one go dey see for evening.
even if na you, you'll be forced to conclude that na only such girls dey uniport.

which side you been stay for unique u.p?

I'm still in sch...back of Chem if you know there

adajoe555:


I'm still in sch...back of Chem if you know there

back of chem big na. i once stayed at baby giant. i know every where there.

adajoe555:


I'm still in sch...back of Chem if you know there

do you attend the kingdom hall opposite that sda church?

toastedbread:

back of chem big na. i once stayed at baby giant. i know every where there.

ok

toastedbread:

do you attend the kingdom hall opposite that sda church?

Yes

adajoe555:



Yes

wow! small world it is.
i'll be around helena tomorrow. if you're free, how about you join me for a bottle of coke?

toastedbread:

wow! small world it is.
i'll be around helena tomorrow. if you're free, how about you join me for a bottle of coke?

No thanks...don't know you much

adajoe555:


No thanks...don't know you much

I'm toastedbread. the type you eat with indomie...
me too, i don't know you and i'd like to make your acquaintance.
send me an email: