Lionessza:














I believe most of these especially Aries, Scorpio , Taurus and Aquarius

SgtKisswhere:

will only kill if there is a threat to my life, heck I won't give it two thoughts in pulling the trigger

ZarZar:


Hahaha. Cancer though Iinkenenkene. Ow!

Let me add more nam because this thread is quiet

Lionessza:










Hahahaha @running from the cops. I always love hanging out with Aries women , funny, bitchy and always looking for someone to piss off .

Lionessza:















Lol which one are you?

ZarZar:


Lol, really? I've not met any, only the guys. They get angry very fast & are pushy.

SgtKisswhere:


nah, you shld try me.....m the coolest around, ask your best friend....she knows

ZarZar:


Lol, really? I've not met any, only the guys. They get angry very fast & are pushy.

Lionessza:










Yeah I don't know we always seem to attract each other and yho the ones I know are full of unending drama and don't give a damn attitude. If you expect them to apologize you will wait forever but there are like leos you will just see they are sorry by their actions . I've not met many of their guys but I know the ladies are pushy and have anger issues lol . If you want to see a true psycho hang with an Aries woman .

ZarZar:


Lol, really? I've not met any, only the guys. They get angry very fast & are pushy.

SgtKisswhere:


A R I E S

Lionessza:










Are you violent?

SgtKisswhere:


do I look violent?

Lionessza:










Yeah I don't know we always seem to attract each other and yho the ones I know are full of unending drama and don't give a damn attitude. If you expect them to apologize you will wait forever but there are like leos you will just see they are sorry by their actions . I've not met many of their guys but I know the ladies are pushy and have anger issues lol . If you want to see a true psycho hang with an Aries woman .

Lionessza:











I can't tell from your face.

SorftWerk:
Aries

Aries are very cruel when it comes to cheating. If you catch a cheating Aries, they won’t deny it. Instead, they’ll be like, “Honey, we’re both adults, you have to understand something – that other person is much better than you and I’m sorry”. When you freak out in disbelief, they’ll go even further and show you a photo of the person they cheated with, so you can see for yourself how much better that person is. Then they will hug you and tell you how they care for you too.

Lewaluv:
This is so true. I do the most wicked things to my Naija bae (and he is traditional].
Another thing is us Aries have a very high sex drive.

Lionessza:











I can't tell from your face.

Arsenalholic1:
Lol. But when focused, they can be unstoppable.

makydebbie:
Thanks dear, yea I'm 16th. Ama Gemini.

teejaypee:

I can't forget 16th. Same with one of my crush bach then in Secondary School
Cool. I'm 20th

SorftWerk:
Cancer

Cancers don’t know how to cheat, you’ll find it out right away. You won’t even have to check their phones to find stuff out. They’ll accidentally tell you everything. It will sound something like “It’s crazy how in one day you can go from strangers to lovers with someone”. They’re not talking about you, by the way. Cancers don’t like to cheat though. The reason they cheat is because they’re looking for that one special person. Until they find that person, they won’t stop “looking”, if you know what I mean.

B2Spirits :
The first time the term "Yoruba Demon" was used around me online was the day Ishilove used it to mean a charming but irresponsible young man, who most women often find irresistible. Because I heard it from her for the first time, not knowing that it could also be used playfully, I vowed to use the same charm to sweep her off her feet, as the cliché goes.

1. Women are not meant to be happy in marriage

The more comfortable a woman becomes, chances are that she will misuse the privilege, and cheat on her man, especially if she is pretty, and the man is handsome. If the man is ugly, but responsible, things will be rosy in that union. Her occasional frustration will be her inability to show off her man; women prefer the later to the former. Remember that attack, they say, is the best form of defense. So, get her worked up from time to time. But ensure the provocation has nothing to do with cheating in the slightest: just create the apprehension.

There was a time I was 'pumping' money to my girl because I really loved her. She almost forgot that it was a time I was trying to find my feet as she started making irrelevant requests. I stopped giving her money abruptly--that lasted for two months-- and I sent money to a female friend, leaving transfer evidence in my phone. She cried for days saying I had technically dropped her. Before I could say Jack Robinson, she had lost weight drastically as a result of anxiety. Her mum had to ask me if I knew what was wrong with her daughter. The following months would see her cooking food, and bringing same for me while visiting without giving her a dime.

2. Never marry a virgin

I graduated from Baptist High School, Iwo. Thirteen years later, I met, on Facebook, a girl, who was the "holier than thou" in school then. I found out she already have 4 children. I was surprised and asked if she was forced into marriage or raped. She said she fell in love 2 years after leaving high school, and was impregnated by her man. She had to obtain her NCE certificate through distant learning outlet.

My mobile phone rang as Patoranking's hit track, My Woman, rented the air. It was Sade at the other end (not real name).

"I have longed for a voice call wit you since we met online", she began.

That statement was a clear indication that something was brewing in her cerebral hemispheres. An acclaimed Yoruba demon must think of, and say the necessary words with split-second precision, which should be a romantic salvo, whether you want the woman or not.

"As you were forming 'holier than thou then, I was dying silently to have you", I told her.

"You don't mean it", she sputtered.

She said she was also dying to have me but I was a coward. I told her it's too late for us, but she said, "No". The ensuing drama was so baffling as she almost ruined her home because of me. I won't tell you everything that happened. Had it been that her husband was rich, I would have been riding Bentley Mulsanne luxury car by now. In a bid to help that family, I gave up living in Iwo when I returned from NYSC programme.

3. Only you can stop an incestuous relationship

I have noticed this girl that she was attracted to her father, and was not giving guys chance to get close to her. Her father always lavished her with gifts. From my research, she had no known boy friend before I met her. Believe it or not, she is very beautiful. I launched a chase, and succeeded. To know that I succeeded, her father secretly planned to hurt me. That was when I had to go back to my grandparents in the village, and I proved to the man that I am an original Yoruba man. I broke the girl's heart, and she started a new relationship.

4. If your woman cheats, she will confess to you

No woman, I repeat, no woman can hide a relationship secret from me. I have dated 4 women in my entire lifetime. 3 of them cheated on me: I caught two of the three, while the third confessed to me. I discarded the first two women, and kept the third. It's only if you don't use technology that you will be able to hide any secret from me. Don't have any secret or don't hide it if you have any. The third girl did it mistakenly, and was sure I would find out. I could log into her social media accounts without her telling me passwords. I could connect her phone to my PC to recover any deleted file.

5. I met almighty Ishi.love offline

My main goal was just to prove a point for these nairalanders claiming 'hard to get'. And because Ishi.love is the only moniker that made enemies the most online, gaining access into her heart would earn me an enviable medal, I thought. As fate would have it, I succeeded, and met our famous damsel offline. That was when I became aware that people churn out virtual personalities online. Contrary to the popular opinion that portrayed her as a sadist, I found out that our literary enthusiast is a calm person with characteristic Jesus-like approach to issues. I changed my mind, and wanted to be her man, but I was truly a demon then, and she found out.

Without darkness, you will never get the idea of light. Borrowing Larrysun's personal text: "Eyes that see into a woman's innocence and guilt. 20%Angel, 80% Devil. Not afraid to get a little dirt under the fingernails." Larrysun should tell us more about this text, as there is more to it than meet the eye. https://www.nairaland.com/larrysun

WORLDPEACE:

I don't know the month I was born. Don't ask me how that is. Can you help me determine it if I tell you the way I behave in relationships.

SgtKisswhere:


Well, psycho yea......but not violent. The places my mind wanders, dark alleys would be a luxury

Dimples182:
I hate that I can't cheat!

Stupid inner voice won't let me rest if I do! The need for security is the most important need and cheating will jeopardise that so if I stray, I ain't coming back.

#Team stubborn bull
#Taurus

Lionessza:










do tell lol

WORLDPEACE:

I don't know the month I was born. Don't ask me how that is. Can you help me determine it if I tell you the way I behave in relationships.

SgtKisswhere:


it is a black hole......you would get sucked in, I hope that is enough to scare you

makydebbie:
LOL! That's cool.
You're 20th? Means I'm older than ya.

ZarZar:


This is true, the part about seeking novelty. Sometimes I wish guys came with detachable heads like dolls, so I could change & replace them every time I get sick of looking at the same face! Same thing with residence & workplace, I wish it was portable & could be moved to different places every month. My limit is two years in one place, after that I start to feel restless & bored, looking at the same trees out of the same window, etc. Hence I've changed jobs & houses a lot. I'm getting better at it now because you can never have a meaningful anything with a nomadic lifestyle. I'm still bored out of my senses though