So there is this colleague of mine in the office that has this perfect body. Tall, not fat but has a big and wide booty. No homo, but I so admire hers even tho I'm used to seeing ladies with such heavy package.

I wondered what her secret was.... I'm a lepa from bone to bone, but blessed with tiger marks (stretch marks) and that consoled me that my destiny can only be delayed but cannot be denied, but I got tired of this delayed destiny, I wanted it ASAP....
Back to my colleague....

I noticed she eats groundnut, even buys the ones we keep in the office for everyone. That was how I started eating groundnut like my life depended on it, forgetting where the good Lord brought me from... The dreaded land of boiled pimples.
1st pimple came and I thought it was because I was about to "leak" down there, small by small they started appearing like boil, on my goddamn face, nyash I no see.

Mbanu, I cannot come and go and loose out on having that perfect body shape, and also loose my manageable fine face. No selfies, no videos, cos of my boiled pimples.... I stopped eating groundnut immediately, treated my face nicely, got my groove back and I have accepted my fate, let me manage the tiger marks for now at least that assures me that all hope is not lost.

I'm not relenting though as I am about to start squats cos I heard it works too. I only hope I won't start walking like someone that had an orgy.

#NaijaBabe


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Lwkmd

Hehehehe


Naija babe, we are in this together sister.

And you can't even put up a picture of the current state of d nyach to help us follow you properly and monitor your progress through this journey?

Kwantinu

dy careful with d squats o,i rememba dose days wey we dy do am as punishment 4 sch,if u try climb stairs or go uphill,na collapsing tins direct.
u go dy waka ur leg just dy twerk on im own.
god punish snr arewa.

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Judeyjude, what is it na?

ok but squats are likely to make your butt smaller.
unless youre body building and using protien supplements...