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53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by Vaxt(m): 9:50am On Jun 10, 2017
THINGS A GUY WISHED HIS GIRLFRIEND KNEW:

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex
with them! *oh yeah..you're not "popular" if
you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a
PROSTITUTE!!

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but
before they go to sleep, they always think
about the girl they truly care about.

3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little
about what they're gonna say so there aren't
awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he
forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to
notice him.

6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-
boyfriend or ex love-interest.

7. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy
you talk to.

8. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that
they're still loved.

9. Don't talk about your guy friends to your
boyfriend.

10. Guys get jealous easily.

11. Guys are more emotional than they'd like
people to think.

12. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You
know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far from what
you are thinking. And he'll assume he did
something wrong and he'll obsess about it
trying to figure it out.

13. Guys are good flatterers when courting but
they usually stammer when they talk to a girl
they really like.

14. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy
girls presents. So they come up with ideas like
saving their lunch money for a week. But it
never works because guys are always hungry so
they end up asking the parents for money
anyway.

15. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

16. Guys are very open about themselves.

17. It's good to test a guy first before you trust
him. But don't let him wait too long.

18. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend
seeks help from about his problems with you
may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

19. If a guy tells you about his problems, he
just needs someone to listen to him. You don't
need to give advice.

20. A usual act that proves that the guy likes
you is when he teases you.

21. Guys love you more than you love them if
they are serious in your relationships.

22. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe
girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that,
he likes you a whole lot.

23. Guys think too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the
guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.

24. Guys seek for advice from girls not other
guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one
guy's confused, then we're all confused!

25. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

26. If the guy does something stupid in front of
the girl, he will think about it for the next
couple days or until the next time he spends
time with the girl.

27. No matter how much guys talk about butts
and boobs, personality is key.

28. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

29. When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying "Please come and listen
to me."

30. Guys don't really have final decisions.

31. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to
him. It doesn't always happen, so when it does,
you know something's up.

32. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you
or is never around when you're with your
boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

33. When a guy looks at you for longer than a
second, he's definitely thinking something.

34. Guys like femininity not weakness.

35. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than
they do.

36. A guy has more problems than you can see
with your naked eyes.

37. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated
and give up easily.

38. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too
much.

39. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk
about guys.

40. Guys hate rejection.

41. A guy would give out one of his testicles to
be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

42. No guy can handle all his problems on his
own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

43. Not all guys are assholes. Just because One
is a DOG doesn't mean he represents ALL of us.

44. We don't like girls who are too SLIM.

45. We love it when girls talk about their
BOOBS.

46. Always make sure you know what kind of
stuff you're getting into before making out with
a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not
...

47. Shy guys are the easiest to talk to..it may
not seem right but trust me, they will start
opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unnoticeable
tell them about yours..

48. When a guy hits your butt it, means that he
wants you sexually

49. All guys are ticklish on the ribs..

50. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you; keep
doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his
neck really hurts...

51. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health
just to be with you, he really likes you and
wants to be with you as much as possible.

52. Your best friend is the guy who loves you
more than any other ever could. He would do
anything to be with you, and will always love
you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could
change the stars to make you happy. He would
go to the end of the world for you and loves
you deeply.

53. We want everybody to SHARE this to
Educate other Women.

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Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by Daniel2289(m): 9:54am On Jun 10, 2017
Op, I think u got a point. But ur post is TOO ROUGH. why not re edit them and make it neat.
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by handsomenonny(m): 10:18am On Jun 10, 2017
Daniel2289:
Op, I think u got a point. But ur post is TOO ROUGH. why not re edit them and make it neat.
what re u saying
u better go n change that plastic u call phone
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:20am On Jun 10, 2017
I didn't read all, but your post is correct for me especially...
Can't say about the rest.
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by Daniel2289(m): 10:34am On Jun 10, 2017
handsomenonny:
what re u saying
u better go n change that plastic u call phone
OK. it is better now. U have arranged them.
But u were harsh on me. Take it easy Dude, we are here to have fun.
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by McBrooklyn(m): 10:39am On Jun 10, 2017
cool
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by charijee(f): 10:42am On Jun 10, 2017
Hmmmmmmmmm

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Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by handsomenonny(m): 10:49am On Jun 10, 2017
Daniel2289:

OK. it is better now. U have arranged them.
But u were harsh on me. Take it easy Dude, we are here to have fun.
oga I no be op, vitamin A is needed in case
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by Daniel2289(m): 10:51am On Jun 10, 2017
handsomenonny:
oga I no be op, vitamin A is needed in case
Op means Original Poster. it's used by every body. well, no probs shall.
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by handsomenonny(m): 7:36pm On Jun 11, 2017
Daniel2289:

Op means Original Poster. it's used by every body. well, no probs shall.
lol
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by teehamzat(m): 7:40pm On Jun 11, 2017
No 41, please do not generalise undecided
Re: 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by YoungBlackRico(m): 8:24pm On Jun 11, 2017
To hell with what's on her mind though undecided. My balls dey valuable to me.

©YBR

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