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I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 7:27am On Jan 25, 2010
A grandfather had a dinner with his grand daughter. The following discussion followed.
GrandFather: Thank you God for the food we ate.
Grand daughter: where is God ?
Grandfather: God is in heaven ?
GrandDaughter: when is He coming down ?
Grandfather: very soon my daughter.
Grandfather: But i want to see Him now grand pa.
Grandfather: No way !
Grand daughter: maybe i will have to catapault him.

Grandfather: 'fainted'
Re: I Will Catapault God by kodylicky(f): 9:15am On Jan 25, 2010
still searching for the joke undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by Ben13: 11:37am On Jan 25, 2010
keep 'em coming, Abu undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by Spyker: 11:40am On Jan 25, 2010
kody-licky:

still searching for the joke undecided

No be small my sister
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 26, 2010
Keep on coming, One day your joke might be funny
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 4:19pm On Jan 26, 2010
*crying* thanks 4d encouragement
Re: I Will Catapault God by matthew80(m): 8:51pm On Jan 26, 2010
@poster

Good beginning, good setting, good concept, but oops! bad ending

Keep on trying.
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2010
You guys shouldnt tell me you don't know what ''CATAPAULT'' means?  angry


@Abu

you try jare . . . grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by jumaingirl(f): 4:08pm On Jan 27, 2010
umeaghadi:

Keep on coming, One day your joke might be funny

teh, teh, teh, teh, i laugh in French grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:50pm On Jan 27, 2010
Jumain, stop that trash, advice me if you want to, ok ?
Re: I Will Catapault God by dani1luv: 6:50pm On Jan 28, 2010
Comment: - embarassed undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:46am On Jan 29, 2010
Boring sad sad sad
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 2:27am On Jan 29, 2010
Where ?
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 2:30am On Jan 29, 2010
Here angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 8:48am On Jan 29, 2010
No way
Re: I Will Catapault God by romsky: 10:43am On Jan 29, 2010
na real wa 4 your method of seeking your encouragement

ok lets do it this way pack all your jokes then gather the neighborhood kids round u

u can then post d one wey make dem pee 4 body
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 11:10am On Jan 29, 2010
undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 3:39pm On Jan 29, 2010
Wetin dis guy mean
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 6:33pm On Jan 29, 2010
grin Abu is actually very funny,
you guys just dont understand his feelings
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:07am On Jan 30, 2010
Which foolish feelings undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:14am On Jan 30, 2010
Kunbee you dey fall for my hand o, no make me vex
Re: I Will Catapault God by Dimka76(m): 12:13pm On Jan 30, 2010
That is a very bad joke! I think d joke is dat there is no joke at all! Abu wat have u been smoking?
Re: I Will Catapault God by jumaingirl(f): 12:21pm On Jan 30, 2010
Abu Zola:

Kunbee you dey fall for my hand o, no make me vex

Vex abeg. maybe that will even stop you posting tr**sh here

Dimka 76:

That is a very bad joke! I think d joke is dat there is no joke at all! Abu wat have u been smoking?

Na [i]indian hemp+cocaine [/i]Abubakar de smoke ooooo. make una plsssss help me pray for am make the thing no enter his body 2 much ooo grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 12:54pm On Jan 30, 2010
Jumain u no serious, if i vex you people can't tolerate me coz i will make sure there is no harmony. Na ur juju dey work on me kin sani ko ?
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jan 30, 2010
Abu Zola:

Jumain u no serious, if i vex you people can't tolerate me coz i will make sure there is no harmony. Na your juju dey work on me kin sani ko ?
Who d hell do u think u re? Im waiting to spew things mohammad did out to pple on NL
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 2:51pm On Jan 30, 2010
Toba, why are you stirring humour with religious assault ? You are completely frevolous being, what a shame.
Re: I Will Catapault God by Dimka76(m): 4:56pm On Jan 30, 2010
abu na quarrel you jus wan cause for here o. Joke spose cos laughter not strife!
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 6:23pm On Jan 30, 2010
Na the guy dey insult my religion, or can't you see
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jan 30, 2010
Abu Zola:

Toba, why are you stirring humour with religious assault ? You are completely frevolous being, what a shame.
It shows u didnt finish secondary school.What is d meaning of 'frevolous'? Im sure u meant frivolous.Sorry ur prophet was also an olodo.Shame to u&him
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 12:14am On Jan 31, 2010
Abu Zola you can go and be an alabaru in alade market i care less . Dont just vex shoot ur bla bla cool
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:17am On Jan 31, 2010
As a big boy i will ignore your dumb deceit
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 4:09pm On Jan 31, 2010
You are the dim person, you dont take criticism well and this why i dont like you must you insult someone undecided and this is not ur first time of insulting me. But its not your fault na me enter your lame thread cool

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