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I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 7:27am On Jan 25, 2010 |
A grandfather had a dinner with his grand daughter. The following discussion followed. GrandFather: Thank you God for the food we ate. Grand daughter: where is God ? Grandfather: God is in heaven ? GrandDaughter: when is He coming down ? Grandfather: very soon my daughter. Grandfather: But i want to see Him now grand pa. Grandfather: No way ! Grand daughter: maybe i will have to catapault him. Grandfather: 'fainted' |
Re: I Will Catapault God by kodylicky(f): 9:15am On Jan 25, 2010 |
still searching for the joke |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Ben13: 11:37am On Jan 25, 2010 |
keep 'em coming, Abu |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Spyker: 11:40am On Jan 25, 2010 |
kody-licky: No be small my sister |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
Keep on coming, One day your joke might be funny |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 4:19pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
*crying* thanks 4d encouragement |
Re: I Will Catapault God by matthew80(m): 8:51pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
@poster Good beginning, good setting, good concept, but oops! bad ending Keep on trying. |
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
You guys shouldnt tell me you don't know what ''CATAPAULT'' means? @Abu you try jare . . . |
Re: I Will Catapault God by jumaingirl(f): 4:08pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
umeaghadi: teh, teh, teh, teh, i laugh in French |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:50pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Jumain, stop that trash, advice me if you want to, ok ? |
Re: I Will Catapault God by dani1luv: 6:50pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
Comment: - |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:46am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Boring |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 2:27am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Where ? |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 2:30am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Here |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 8:48am On Jan 29, 2010 |
No way |
Re: I Will Catapault God by romsky: 10:43am On Jan 29, 2010 |
na real wa 4 your method of seeking your encouragement ok lets do it this way pack all your jokes then gather the neighborhood kids round u u can then post d one wey make dem pee 4 body |
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 11:10am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 3:39pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Wetin dis guy mean |
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 6:33pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Abu is actually very funny, you guys just dont understand his feelings |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:07am On Jan 30, 2010 |
Which foolish feelings |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:14am On Jan 30, 2010 |
Kunbee you dey fall for my hand o, no make me vex |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Dimka76(m): 12:13pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
That is a very bad joke! I think d joke is dat there is no joke at all! Abu wat have u been smoking? |
Re: I Will Catapault God by jumaingirl(f): 12:21pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
Abu Zola: Vex abeg. maybe that will even stop you posting tr**sh here Dimka 76: Na [i]indian hemp+cocaine [/i]Abubakar de smoke ooooo. make una plsssss help me pray for am make the thing no enter his body 2 much ooo |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 12:54pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
Jumain u no serious, if i vex you people can't tolerate me coz i will make sure there is no harmony. Na ur juju dey work on me kin sani ko ? |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
Abu Zola:Who d hell do u think u re? Im waiting to spew things mohammad did out to pple on NL |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 2:51pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
Toba, why are you stirring humour with religious assault ? You are completely frevolous being, what a shame. |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Dimka76(m): 4:56pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
abu na quarrel you jus wan cause for here o. Joke spose cos laughter not strife! |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 6:23pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
Na the guy dey insult my religion, or can't you see |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
Abu Zola:It shows u didnt finish secondary school.What is d meaning of 'frevolous'? Im sure u meant frivolous.Sorry ur prophet was also an olodo.Shame to u&him |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 12:14am On Jan 31, 2010 |
Abu Zola you can go and be an alabaru in alade market i care less . Dont just vex shoot ur bla bla |
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:17am On Jan 31, 2010 |
As a big boy i will ignore your dumb deceit |
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 4:09pm On Jan 31, 2010 |
You are the dim person, you dont take criticism well and this why i dont like you must you insult someone and this is not ur first time of insulting me. But its not your fault na me enter your lame thread |
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