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Re: I Will Catapault God by dani1luv: 4:39pm On Feb 07, 2010
^^Idiot you dun expose another person secret shocked cheesy
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 5:00pm On Feb 07, 2010
@toba- the semi literate boy, take time before i lose my temper.
Re: I Will Catapault God by jumaingirl(f): 6:26pm On Feb 07, 2010
toba:

fear who? Abuzola? Never.U may be amaze that with all his threats on this thread,d slowpoke is yet to gain admission into any TERTIARY institution in the whole of Nigeria.Simple reason,hes been unable to pass JAMB since 2004. He dare not refute my claim,cos i know him very well,even to his abode in Iyana ipaja in Lagos

Not because he didn't pass Jamb. . . . . . . . but, because of Boko haram cheesy cheesy
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 6:30pm On Feb 07, 2010
Boko haram leader is my friend so no foul talk pls
Re: I Will Catapault God by dani1luv: 7:14pm On Feb 07, 2010
You wey you fia militants talkless of bokoharam sad
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abuzcla: 8:28pm On Feb 07, 2010
toba:

fear who? Abuzola? Never.U may be amaze that with all his threats on this thread,d slowpoke is yet to gain admission into any TERTIARY institution in the whole of Nigeria.Simple reason,hes been unable to pass JAMB since 2004. He dare not refute my claim,cos i know him very well,even to his abode in Iyana ipaja in Lagos
hahahehehe. Im scared of laughing.so mr Abu will not send letter bomb to me oo
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 9:30pm On Feb 07, 2010
Dani(1, you think say i dey fear ? Na we dey organise riot for my villa
Re: I Will Catapault God by Pharoh: 10:24pm On Feb 07, 2010
tobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i dey gbadun you jare, grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 10:25pm On Feb 07, 2010
I loff Toba grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by Pharoh: 10:45pm On Feb 07, 2010
^^ Good for you.
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 10:58pm On Feb 07, 2010
Are you jealous angry angry angry angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by Pharoh: 11:02pm On Feb 07, 2010
Of what oooooooooooo grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 11:07pm On Feb 07, 2010
The loff angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 11:10pm On Feb 07, 2010
cheesy *watches from behind the pineapple tree* cheesy
Re: I Will Catapault God by Pharoh: 11:14pm On Feb 07, 2010
@Kunbee . . . U are really funny . . lol

You better come out from there d1 before i send MEND to smoke you out. cool
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 11:17pm On Feb 07, 2010
sad *runs back into the forest*
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:17pm On Feb 07, 2010
Kunbee, nawa for u o, na every man u loff,that man wey dey on top pineapple tree no be tree.
Na asha*** dey get plenty boyfrnd o.
Re: I Will Catapault God by Pharoh: 11:19pm On Feb 07, 2010
*Sends Abuzola my boy to chase after d1 for me* cool
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 11:20pm On Feb 07, 2010
Abu Zola:

Kunbee, nawa for u o, na every man u loff,that man wey dey on top pineapple tree no be tree.
Na asha*** dey get plenty boyfrnd o.

Are you calling me a ho undecided undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 11:22pm On Feb 07, 2010
DC Chillin, PG Chillin cheesy
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:24pm On Feb 07, 2010
@pharo- na my thread u dey so, so respect urself if u no want make thunder strike this nite. Be warned.

@kunbee- haa, ah, aha, ahi, ahu, never will me say that to u.
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 11:26pm On Feb 07, 2010
You must be a putz cos ashewo means ho in english i dont know why you cant say it its not as if i will do anything to you. Yes i am a ho and i am loving it cool
Abu Zola:

Na ashewo dey get plenty boyfrnd o.
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:29pm On Feb 07, 2010
*shocked* are u serious ?
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 11:30pm On Feb 07, 2010
Yes
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:33pm On Feb 07, 2010
No, is a lie. Anyway i did not say you are ashewo, i said asha and asha in yoruba means eagle meaning you are a flying eagle. Don't get me wrong
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 11:38pm On Feb 07, 2010
Ok but why did you asterick the rest undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:40pm On Feb 07, 2010
It is called riddles, just wanted to put u on a hot sit
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 11:45pm On Feb 07, 2010
Is this who wants to be a millionaire
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:49pm On Feb 07, 2010
Nope but related, what is missing is the money, thats just it
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 11:58pm On Feb 07, 2010
Go and rub a bank nao
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:18am On Feb 08, 2010
No way
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:19am On Feb 08, 2010
Then stop looking up my skirt angry angry angry

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