Enough of the ramblings from some Nairalanders in love. List all your turn ons on any potential partner so we can see if there is a match herein. Try to be honest about it so as not to get a mismatch.

unban190:

all my turn ons~

1, a decent character (not always seeking faults about e.g my secretz)
2, a decent face (eg opelovely)
3, a good cook (eg theamaka)
4, a good backside and good heart (eg platimunk--i miss her though)
5,  extremely good in bed (eg Abbey_city,michelline,thoniaslim and ebonyeyes)


my turn offs
1, lousy attitude (eg michelline)
2, always seekin faults, (eg gabry)
3, illitracy in relationships (being foolish and not knowin when to be smart) (eg Leilah,sweetmum,divalishis)
4, been excessively confused (eg electrka)
5, been an excessive se~x freak, (eg hbabe and madlady)

Please no offence if you made my turn off list~
Just wanting to add more lite to this dying nland~

Michelle made your turn off list? . I wonder how many of these ladies who will include you in their turn off list.

unban190:


4, been excessively confused (eg electrka)

Please no offence if you made my turn off list~
Just wanting to add more lite to this dying nland~

being excessively confused ?? thats a first

mind explaining yourself siree ??

***swinging my koboko up and down ready to lash out***

hmm

Electra Electra. You were doing so well on Romance section and all of a sudden you blew it up with that stalking Fiction.
I like some of your posts here anyway, You seem to be a promising young girl.
Stay Positive from now on, You will see the benefits soon.

*i hope this is not considered stalking

^^^ Why are you so stuck up on this Electra and her obsession thread Is it because it sounds like something you can do or have done in the past?

I dont for one day doubt her. While she must have encouraged him in on way or the other in the beginning (maybe even gave him her addy ) . . I still think the guy is in sane and her story is most likely true!

Ok here’s my list, but I’m not gonna give names!

Turn on(s)!
Intelligent and witty!
Compassionate and understanding!
Non-judgmental and objective!
Decent!
And oh . . rich! Lol!


Turn Off (s)
Talkative . . loud mouthed!
Vulgar!
Chauvinistic!
Se.x starved!
Broke!

Uju My sister, Are you sure You wanna take on me here ?

I am sometimes like James Bond. Shoot first and ask questions later.
Lets Just leave our relationship on the forum the way it please.

am sorta new on nairaland am i allowed to hook up with potentials or its just for the in-house people 

candylipz~:

am sorta new on nairaland am i allowed to hook up  with potentials or its just for the in-house people 

You can join the Band Wagon
My instincts tells me you are not new here.
Just new Username.  New people hardly use asterics and Smileys properly.

Plus you already beautified your profile with Pictures and sigs.
And You just registered a few minutes ago.

unban190:

all my turn ons~

1, a decent character (not always seeking faults about e.g my secretz)
2, a decent face (eg opelovely)
3, a good cook (eg theamaka)
4, a good backside and good heart (eg platimunk--i miss her though)
5, extremely good in bed (eg Abbey_city,michelline,thoniaslim and ebonyeyes)


my turn offs
1, lousy attitude (eg michelline)
2, always seekin faults, (eg gabry)
3, illitracy in relationships (being foolish and not knowin when to be smart) (eg Leilah,sweetmum,divalishis)
4, been excessively confused (eg electrka)
5, been an excessive se~x freak, (eg hbabe and madlady)

Please no offence if you made my turn off list~
Just wanting to add more lite to this dying nland~

SIR you are a very bad person, I am not a sex freak   .

I love hbabe

hmmm my boyfriend is a nairaland addict i watch him do this all the time so i want to know wat really goes on here

candylipz~:

hmmm my boyfriend is a nairaland addict i watch him do this all the time

Oh gosh I thought you were a guy. NL confuses me

190 or watever your new id is remove me from that list other wise i will slap a court order on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well am on a mission, i want to know wat goes on here thats got my boyfriend so addicted he is always here even up until late night

candylipz~:

hmmm my boyfriend is a nairaland addict i watch him do this all the time so i want to know wat really goes on here

Ok, that can be accepted as a reason to know your way around the forum but IMHO,
That doesnt really make you a new person here.

Enjoy yourself Candy girl, Its fun around here

Who is Your Boyfriend ? Is it debosky ?

nope am not new am just newly registered i read almost all the posts whenever he's online cos hes always trying to prove theres nothing fishy about nairaland but i want to find out myself if i give out his name i ll give myself away

Sam Milla:

Uju My sister, Are you sure You wanna take on me here ?

I am sometimes like James Bond. Shoot first and ask questions later.
Lets Just leave our relationship on the forum the way it please.

Abeg no vex . .  the last thing I need now is a NL drama! Maybe we can postpone it to another time, cos trust me, when I'm in my element, I can take em as you dish em . .    

candylipz~:

am sorta new on nairaland am i allowed to hook up with potentials or its just for the in-house people 

Firstly you said you wanted to hook-up, then   . . .

quote author=candylipz~ link=topic=387937.msg5409750#msg5409750 date=1264765264]
hmmm my boyfriend is a nairaland addict i watch him do this all the time so i want to know wat really goes on here

Hmmmn . . 

Anyway, stick around a little longer, so you can sharpen you lying skils. It's one of our specialty here . . 

_{I think you are Candylips!} 

madlady:




190 or watever your new id is remove me from that list other wise i will slap a court order on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would be glad to take you to Bed court

that was just meant to be a pick-up line cos i cant just barge in and say i like this person and this person turns me off how would that sound for a first post awkward i guess

candylipz~:

nope am not new am just newly registered i read almost all the posts whenever he's online cos hes always trying to prove theres nothing fishy about nairaland but i want to find out myself if i give out his name i ll give myself away

Oh! Its coming into place. You have already given a lot away my dear girl.
We know who he is now.

madlady:


SIR you are a very bad person, I am not a intimacy freak   .

I love hbabe

I love you too, Madlady!
And I do love myself so damn much.

@190
Just as well I am a turn off, coz you are certainly not on my list of potential guys.
So we are even.
I do love being an 'excessive intimacy freak'! I could not be anything less.

190:

i would be glad to take you to Bed court

You Sir blackend my name, anyway I thought I was on your forbidden list. Remove my name and I will pay my dues

I turn on when i want to, u dont have to do anything to force that!

I turn off when i notice a girl is forming to be something that she isn't. . .  That usually leads to one thing - we wave goodbye!
If she's totally immature about anything, its a huge turn off. . .   If she lacks a mind of her own, and she needs permission to do virtually everything, then we have nothing in common

candylipz~:

that was just meant to be a pick-up line cos i cant just barge in and say i like this person and this person turns me off how would that sound for a first post awkward i guess

Spoken like a true Nler . .  and a wise one if you ask me    

Sam Milla:

Oh! Its coming into place. You have already given a lot away my dear girl.
We know who he is now.

What's your own with who her BF is    . Everybody is curious but you my dear boy . .  is 'obsessed'    

you do ? guess am not so good at this game so who is he ?

Ujujoan:

Spoken like a true Nler . .  and a wise one if you ask me    

What's your own with who her BF is    . Everybody is curious but you my dear boy . .  is 'obsessed'    

I love you too .

You have two more chances to attack and You will all be mine.

unban190:

all my turn ons~

1, a decent character (not always seeking faults about e.g my secretz)
2, a decent face (eg opelovely)
3, a good cook (eg theamaka)
4, a good backside and good heart (eg platimunk--i miss her though)
5,  extremely good in bed (eg Abbey_city,michelline,thoniaslim and ebonyeyes)


my turn offs
1, lousy attitude (eg michelline)
2, always seekin faults, (eg gabry)
3, illitracy in relationships (being foolish and not knowin when to be smart) (eg Leilah,sweetmum,divalishis)
4, been excessively confused (eg electrka)
5, been an excessive se~x freak, (eg hbabe and madlady)

Please no offence if you made my turn off list~
Just wanting to add more lite to this dying nland~

madlady:




You Sir blackend my name, anyway I thought I was on forbidden list. Remove my name and I will pay my dues

Now that i have quoted it Madlady, You have two people to deal with.
Its called blackmail. My demand to remove it will come after you settle with 190