Jacksparr0w127:
Bro, You no dey tire?

holluikon:
ITunes card needed; check my signature/call/whatsapp me for details 08160268268

redbeans:
since i joined this forum about 2 years ago, there is one strange thing i've noticed. I've written a lot of crazy threads like:

- why are girls difficult to handle until they are fucccked

- the era of fuckery

- assfvckers versus asslickers

- girls to watch out for miss nairaland (obstructing due process)

- what i noticed about some nairaland girls (criticising some unfairly) etc.

I've also attacked MODS, poured my frustration on people's thread, asslicked and so on. The one unusual thing i found out is that: how come i've never been BANNED??

Uncommonbreed:


Thank you for bringing this to our notice. You'll get your ban as soon as we review all your post.

redbeans:
where is your advertising fee?? >:[

QuietHammer:
you want to get banned? Just quote a 'jew' añd type "having a big, rouñd braiñ iñ a flatteñed skull is a physiological impossibility". You'll be baññed so loñg ño oñe will remember your moñiker

redbeans:
haha.. You are referring to religion section, right?

redbeans:
hahaha.. Na play o

QuietHammer:
lol. Ño come oñ. Ipods

AlienRobot:
You've got 2 years work experience with Nairaland. I think, se.un need to reward you for that

Smallville10:
Because Red Beans Is Poisonous