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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Lalas247(f): 5:58pm On Jul 08, 2017
teesmarth:


That one is confidential grin grin grin grin
Let me send you a pm
Check my YIM
E better make sense or grin u know d rest
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by henrylowe(m): 6:54pm On Jul 08, 2017
This is very hilarious cheesy
I hope Lalasticlala has seen this
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Alariwo2: 10:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
When she remembers every episode of Telemundo and Zeeworld but can't remember your birthday. My brother yours na serious gobe

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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Skmoda360(m): 10:08pm On Jul 08, 2017
tosyne2much:
6. If you're very good in bed yet you lose your girlfriend to a one minute guy
this one weak me. tosyne2much clear for road i wan faint...lol hehehehe!
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by IBreakRules: 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2017
this OP is a mad man I swear.
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Skmoda360(m): 10:13pm On Jul 08, 2017
optional1:

Tosyne u not organized today why?

D for d!ck
are you a nigga?
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by tosyne2much(m): 10:18pm On Jul 08, 2017
Skmoda360:

this one weak me. tosyne2much clear for road i wan faint...lol hehehehe!
The case get as e be ooooo cheesy
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by lincs25(m): 10:20pm On Jul 08, 2017
Number si x, though it happen to me!
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Drnice: 10:25pm On Jul 08, 2017
When you pay her tuition fees every section and yet your siblings are going about selling fufu(akpu).
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by tosyne2much(m): 10:29pm On Jul 08, 2017
IBreakRules:
this OP is a mad man I swear.
No vex for me jawe cheesy cheesy
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by kenoz(m): 10:40pm On Jul 08, 2017
grin
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jul 08, 2017
Dudes=more than one
You Hussle?
Jenny1010:
i hate those 5 second dudes.
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by SaintAlbert53: 10:48pm On Jul 08, 2017
optional1:


P for pussy
but my teacher said P is for pot..
aunty what is the meaning of this Pussy you just taught me now, I think I prefer it to pot sef..

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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 08, 2017
Which do you like?
Leriebloom:
Number 5 got me cracking up grin but for number 8 sha....not all girls like handsome and Mr smooth na grin
They rather go for the beast that is easier to keep grin grin
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by NLProblemChild(m): 10:55pm On Jul 08, 2017
Tahrah:
grin grin
always on every thread..
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 08, 2017
Hope you know she's a runs girl. Don't go discussing hi hi,just ask what it takes to have her over .
teesmarth:


That one is confidential grin grin grin grin
Let me send you a pm
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by firo08(m): 11:01pm On Jul 08, 2017
Lol.. no 1 $5 is really funny
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by SaintAlbert53: 11:08pm On Jul 08, 2017
Leriebloom:


That fella is scAry shocked
I love the way you always talk...Wouldn't mind having a real friend like you though!
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Olibboy: 11:11pm On Jul 08, 2017
tosyne2much:
5. If you travel to meet your babe and you end up in the hands of Evans guys cheesy
this one weak me abeg shift make I faint for here
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by crunchyg: 11:24pm On Jul 08, 2017
optional1:


P for pussy
I can't believe you wrote this rubbish, I used to think you are a good girl before
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Just2million(m): 11:26pm On Jul 08, 2017
That moment when all the girls i've picked interest in already have boyfriends... I knw my village peepu have hand
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by wristbangle: 11:59pm On Jul 08, 2017
grin grin

Tosyne2much oo!
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by AleeDee(m): 12:06am On Jul 09, 2017
I swr na to rmv my kidney bak. I kindky doated it and i'll kindly undonate it

tosyne2much:
9. If you donate your kidney to your girlfriend and you guys quarrel and she says "what have you done for me gan sef that your mates have not done before ?"
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by IJOBA2: 12:40am On Jul 09, 2017
optional1:

Tosyne u not organized today why?

D for d!ck
E BE LIKE SAY YOU SVCK AM TODAY
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:38am On Jul 09, 2017
grin grin grin..now this is funny

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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:39am On Jul 09, 2017
Jenny1010:
i hate those 5 second dudes.
what about a 2 hour dude. just kidding... its just an hour and 30 minutes.
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:41am On Jul 09, 2017
Jenny1010:

you want to hurt yourself
I love being hurt. Hurt is my middle name
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:43am On Jul 09, 2017
tosyne2much:
That's the same way I am offline bro cheesy
I would have loved to be ur friend if u won't consider me gay lol
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:45am On Jul 09, 2017
Lalas247:

Check my YIM
E better make sense or grin u know d rest
it make sense for me. Should I dive in?
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:46am On Jul 09, 2017
IBreakRules:
this OP is a mad man I swear.
Ah! Agbalagba
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:48am On Jul 09, 2017
SaintAlbert53:

but my teacher said P is for pot..
aunty what is the meaning of this Pussy you just taught me now, I think I prefer it to pot sef..
it means cat more like Pussy Cat. They sound like ... let me cum and be going
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:49am On Jul 09, 2017
NLProblemChild:
always on every thread..
I thought I told u and gave you reasons to change your username

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