kinkybunny:

dunno

kenonze:



Thanks.
So it took NL up to page 4 before I was noticed..... Maybe due to the fact that I have been off NL for a month

HammerOfThor:




By following English and medical dictionaries online and also following one of the greatest abusers of the English language, Patrick Obahiagbon on Twitter.

Mis-educated, hardened criminal. Trying to explain your testicle blunder using the words from Eminem, a high school drop out who failed high school three times and abandoned education, says a lot about your mental strength.

You haven't changed. You're still the Coogar-lite cyber criminal who dresses himself in false costumes, masquerading as a sophisticated individual with Google-aided words which you brandish in a rather tawdry manner in order to warm your way into the bossom of older women of promising material fortunes. Hence you once displayed the DP of a foreigner who's a mulatto and claimed it as yourself. You backed it up by claiming your mother was a Ukranian.

Nairaland is your hustling ground, and rich older women are your target. High-sounding, ostentatious words are your weapon through which you ensnare them into your empty life.

Underneath it all, you remain the same Michael Gbadebo, the witless poseur; a jobless, movie addict who had a marred childhood from parental abuses, criminally wired with highly contagious malignancy. Like Eminem, your hero, who failed his ninth grade three times and dropped out of school, you study the English Dictionary day in day out while you're dull and below average in real academic disciplines. Your iamwestafrica handle was a clear proof that you were still struggling with JAMB as at last year, while your other handle claimed to be a post graduate student in Chicago.

You're a realtime nightmare, a perilous cyber-booby trap to the teeming unsuspecting cyber community.

pu7pl3:
Shasha101 is every Nlanders dream

NLSnow:

The face is cute but the hijab is blocking the view.

DarkRebel69:
One who cannot discern when turns of speech have been garbed in figurative habiliments is who wants to teach me Literature? I have a more brilliant idea, how about I have a tailor teach me how to fly a spacecraft?

Like I said, the more you seek to justify your gaffes, the more møronic you sound.
I bet the fückwit is going to claim that me using ''sound" is wrong as well, because I'm writing/texting, not speaking.

It's not the fact that you're ignorant that grates on me, it's the fact that you're hell-bent in maintaining your stance, either out of sheer ego or the fact that you're blind to your ignorance. Whichever it is, I weep for you.

When next an ex-girlfriend, for example, tells you that she "gave you all her HEART", be sure to correct her that what she gave you was her "LOVE", not her "HEART". After all, to your black-and-white, uneventful imagination, it is impossible to give out one's "HEART" just as it is impossible to have a girl nibbling on one's "testicles" - a word used colloquially by "many" in reference to the scrotal sac or a male's genitals.

No doubt about it, what you are is an IGNORANT, unimaginative fool. And as it stands, you have consumed a reasonable amount of my time, and seeing as I'm not one to bicker over semantics with a degenerate, I 'd leave you to your idiocy now, hoping that somewhere along the course of your pathetic life, a lightening bolt would strike the right hemisphere of your dead brain, igniting it to life and putting an end to your boring and unintelligently literal interpretation of things.

So long, sucker!

[s]

DarkRebel69:
One who cannot discern when turns of speech have been garbed in figurative habiliments is who wants to teach me Literature? I have a more brilliant idea, how about I have a tailor teach me how to fly a spacecraft?

DarkRebel69:

Like I said, the more you seek to justify your gaffes, the more møronic you sound.
I bet the fückwit is going to claim that me using ''sound" is wrong as well, because I'm writing/texting, not speaking.

It's not the fact that you're ignorant that grates on me, it's the fact that you're hell-bent in maintaining your stance, either out of sheer ego or the fact that you're blind to your ignorance. Whichever it is, I weep for you.

DarkRebel69:


When next an ex-girlfriend, for example, tells you that she "gave you all her HEART", be sure to correct her that what she gave you was her "LOVE", not her "HEART". After all, to your black-and-white, uneventful imagination, it is impossible to give out one's "HEART" just as it is impossible to have a girl nibbling on one's "testicles" - a word used colloquially by "many" in reference to the scrotal sac or a male's genitals.

No doubt about it, what you are is an IGNORANT, unimaginative fool. And as it stands, you have consumed a reasonable amount of my time, and seeing as I'm not one to bicker over semantics with a degenerate, I 'd leave you to your idiocy now, hoping that somewhere along the course of your pathetic life, a lightening bolt would strike the right hemisphere of your dead brain, igniting it to life and putting an end to your boring and unintelligently literal interpretation of things.

So long, sucker!

BluntBoy:

[s]Never met anyone as arrogantly ignorant as you

Now, about another of your silly examples. The heart merely epitomizes love just like the Christians believe that God epitomizes love. But, testicles do not epitomize scrotum. You can say they epitomize vibrancy or virility (my example, don't steal it, you thief).

Now, pay attention, you irredeemable dunce. Let me explain some terms to you.

Metaphor employs epitomes.

For instance, "Sade is a pig" A pig is regarded as a dirty animal. Sade epitomizes the pig. This means she is a wonderful example of a dirty creature.

Example 2: "God is love" God epitomizes love.

Epitome means a perfect example of something. Are testicles examples of a scrotum? Do they epitomize a scrotum? Answer those questions!

makydee:

DarkRebel69:
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Hogwash.

HammerOfThor:


You're still sounding off, thou self-educated, incorrigible simpleton with an oversized ego that is smothering common sense out of your diminutive intellect.

You probably think Bluntboy is one of the many nairaland female victims you can bully into submission with your meaningless grandiloquence.

Remember how you cried your life away on the phone with bumbae as you beg her for some crispy British pounds, lamenting how your step-father brutalized you with his belt repeatedly?

E-gigolo, and a desecration of the exalted male specie you are.





Stiff-necked, manipulative Crook. Employing the same manipulative tricks by which you've ensnared so many victims into your life of penury won't work here.

Humility has never been a virtue associated with you as you struggle through the ashes of your oblique background. Overtaken by severe complex and insecurity, you evolved into one hateful and fractious Skunk who constitutes a nuisance whenever people gather together for a good time. If the attention isn't built around you, you provoke the atmosphere in a
fit of fret in order to draw the attention to yourself. You haven't yet grown up! And I wasn't expecting you to accept Bluntboy's correction.







Save us the rudimentary lectures. You're talking to your superior so cultivate some manners. You're just another Google-educated loudmouth and the greatest fraud in digital format.

HammerOfThor:


Jobless mofo! Keep summoning your alternates to like your lifeless post.

Cherlene:


Not your fault dear. I had a miscarriage with my fourth child

Oh and it is Chimamanda not Chadel.

Cherlene

Dlordsamurai:
omg i am so so sorry. "thank GOD you are fine now. good evening.

Dlordsamurai:
lol bro, u nor dey see show 4 this thread?

Dlordsamurai:
awww i have 4goteen d name of one, i need to slap myself for that. "let me confess something to you, every time i see you, i feel like asking you to date me, even if i am a side guy, i wont mind.

robosky02:


the answer is makydee

makydee:
If you say so...

♤Gåwd! <<Those ßøöbïez>>

♤ ♪Måsk off♪✓✓✓

Uniqueness01:
Chai! See my life for outside

Arabiandude:

Lovely dp!
And don't read by without saying thanks

NLSnow:


If it doesn't look moderate to you, that's your business. It looks moderate to me. That's all that matters.

lefulefu:

mehn dacovajnr come and check dis babe dp