Women are so fucking jealous lol i bet Eve counted Adam"s ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created

Your Mum Will beg You To help her Unhook Her "Bra", You'll Be Doing Like Snail, But When it's "Bae", You suddenly becomes Fast And Furious season 8.bro you go die premature oooo

Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you will be the next topic?

How to deal with someone who disturbs you with calls
Go to OLX, advertise iphone 8 for #30,000, leave his number as a contact, then sit back, smile and drink chilled 5alive
Then leave God to fight your battle...

OGA Ahhhhhhh u no go kill person with laugh
tanx for the jokes though

Neighbours will always see the Lady you bought to your place at Night, but they won't see the Robber who broke into your House,even if it occurred during the Day!!

Bank Robber pulls out Gun,points it at the Teller,and says,"Give me the Money or You're Geography!"
The puzzled Teller replies,
"Did you mean to say or you are History?!"
The Robber says ,"Don't change the Subject!!

Friend:You were so drunk last night Me:No I wasn't Friend:You called a Taxi to take you Home! Me:Yes so I will not be involved in an Accident FriendSmile) the party was at your House idiot!

Can Someone Answer Please!!
•When they Advertise Toothpaste,they show us Clean,White and Health Teeth Right?
•When they Advertise a Body Lotion,They show us Fresh & Healthy Skin Right?
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So why don't they show us anything while Advertising Pads??

My friend is Jobless and his Employed Girlfriend told him..."This Relationship is not Working,Just like you!!

My friend has lost his appetite for 3days now

Some girls know you are broke, yet they will get pregnant and tell you they have good news for you.. whats good about the news

My sister if your baby knows how many old men sucked those breast, she'd prefer porridge

• So the only thing Satan can do to the naked eve is only to convince her to eat the forbidden fruit.. that nigga must be a gay

So this guy has refused to go home simply because he posted on Facebook;
"A father that is not like Dangote, is that one a father" and his father liked it

Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking, just Know she is going to her guy's place. How did I know This?? Because it's written in syrup bottles "shake well before use" Wisdom will kill me one day.

Dating a church girl is the best....If I cheat, and she finds out, we pray together and blame the devil

The way my neighbor loves eating chicken Feet All her chickens are now using wheelchairs

You the funniest writer I ve ever known
May I please post these on my blog?

Krystaal:
The way my neighbor loves eating chicken
Feet All her chickens are now using wheelchairs

This one weak me

Yesterday my gf visited me at my house
We started listening to the song (fall )by davido
I started singing from (banana fall on you -prada fall on you)
When the part (i don't wanna be a player no more) started i kept quiet
And she started yelling
Her: Hai! why did you stop singing ,so you want to be a player ?! we never still settle

Yesterday I heard my girlfriend singing "Banana fall on you" then I bought her banana . Today she's busy singing with too much pride "Money fall on you" I wonder what goes on her mind

The way my Uncle is so Humble when i teach him how to operate a Touch screen phone
I can even send him to go and buy me recharge card ..

My Dear ladies in the house ..
When sweeping your boyfriend's room,please don't sweep away any white paper randomly ..before you sweep away your bride-price oo..
When you see any white paper,check it first,and if it carries something like...
Real Madrid vs Barcelona over 1.5
Chelsea vs Arsenal
Hmm..my sister just drop it, that might be your bride-price cheque.

Honestly, Africans don't have time to rest, even after death they work as ancestors

A man divorced his wife and after one week her father died The wife inherited $150billion The man called her and said "Baby am pregnant"

Men, One thing you should take onto consideration when approaching a lady is that the longer her skirt, the longer the relationship.
Don't ask me how I know.

Nobody Walks Faster Than a Guy in Need of Emergency Condom..

Krystaal:
**** AVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH****
I was sleeping in the church last week sunday, when the usher woke me up. Then i heard the pastor saying "stand" i stood up and church started clapping, i was surprised, the the pastor said " is there any body else who would like to donate the sum of $1 million

This got me laughing hard @op God bless you, this are the kind of jokes i do like

Krystaal:
Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids. When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.*
*He asked: "Where are the other 3?"*
*His wife replied: "You are not the only one who heard the news.* *THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!"*

Krystaal:
Yoruba people will advice you for 6hours...
After they re through,
u will hear "I don't have anything to tell u again a word is enough for d wise."
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...6hours nd u don't have anything to say
if u come get wetin to talk nko

@mod, this topic deserves front page, please appreciate this guy's effort bikonu!

Krystaal:
Anytime you see a girl shaking her
buttocks while walking, just Know she is
going to her guy's place.
How did I know This?? Because it's written
in syrup bottles "shake well before use"
Wisdom will kill me one day.

LOL