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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by johnjay4u2u(m): 7:49am On Aug 06, 2017
on a journey from a conference
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by MrTeymee(m): 7:49am On Aug 06, 2017
I don't know sef
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by muller101(m): 7:50am On Aug 06, 2017
Is only on Sundays that posts like this will make FP. Na sinners de Carry church matter for head pass. Hypocrites

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Doctorflaky(f): 7:54am On Aug 06, 2017
rheether:
Because out mumu don do..

The only person that will be mumu-ying himself/herself is a person that stops eating because he/she is tired of growing. Bible says God is the one that gives power to get wealth not the offering you pay.

Stop robbing yourself of your growth and blessing in God..
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Uyi168: 7:54am On Aug 06, 2017
Church services are very boring..they repeat the same thing every sundays..same sermon..

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by purem(m): 7:55am On Aug 06, 2017
Bcoz of d horrible faces in the church

Meanwhile if ur pastor turns stone to bread wud u eat it? Join d discussion https://www.nairaland.com/3970236/pastor-turns-stone-bread-eat
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Nobody: 7:56am On Aug 06, 2017
kalvoken:
I forgot today was church grin
coming for you angry

Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Shelloween(m): 7:57am On Aug 06, 2017
Doctorflaky:


If you're a born again Christian, you will definitely make heaven but going to church will contribute to your growth in Christ... You won't grow by staying at home and of course you wouldn't like to be on a spot and not grow or if you have a baby that is not growing will you be happy? God loves us regardless.
Going to church will help me grow in Christ? I thought it was listening to the word of God and living a sin free life. Bro, the word of God is not preached only in Churches, what's stopping me from turning on my TV and watching our sunday service at home? The most important thing is the message passed in churches, not the church itself.

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by somieee(f): 7:59am On Aug 06, 2017
Nothing... Am on my bed, come and beat me
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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by spencekat(m): 8:05am On Aug 06, 2017
Work.
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Didov1(f): 8:08am On Aug 06, 2017
nt goin 2 morning mass 2dai....evening mass tinz
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by CaptEColeJnr: 8:08am On Aug 06, 2017
edidiongmichael:


God can not forsake the gathering of the righteous. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
How is Sunday Sabbath day?...

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Amadaz(m): 8:08am On Aug 06, 2017
I'm in low spirit right now
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by kalvoken(m): 8:09am On Aug 06, 2017
doctoradekokolo:

coming for you angry

I won't eat for 3 days if you flog me
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Lanceslot(m): 8:11am On Aug 06, 2017
rheether:
Because out mumu don do..
Congratulation.
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Nobody: 8:18am On Aug 06, 2017
somieee:
Nothing... Am on my bed, come and beat me
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So ur still on bed this morning eh..
Oya take beating
grin

Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by enemyofprogress: 8:18am On Aug 06, 2017
I'm doing my menses
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Nobody: 8:20am On Aug 06, 2017
Didov1:
nt goin 2 morning mass 2dai....evening mass tinz
Are u sure u will go for evening mass smiley
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by emelda86(f): 8:22am On Aug 06, 2017
Piiko:
First reason is coz I put reasonable money as offering last Sunday and I wasn't blessed during the week, so I am angry but if I check and see the car key on top the table I just may go to Church, my body and spirit weak

U have no excuse
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by emelda86(f): 8:24am On Aug 06, 2017
I didn't go because I have no excuse not to go.
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by plessis: 8:27am On Aug 06, 2017
Because Bleep church.... That's why....

Moreover over 95% of Nigerian pastors are only interested in their coffers... Bunch of fraudsters
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Nobody: 8:29am On Aug 06, 2017
No church in the wild

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by ghettochild(m): 8:29am On Aug 06, 2017
lost my keys n am trapped till mty broda gets bk frm work dis evening
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Vectormike(m): 8:30am On Aug 06, 2017
Edidiong..

Acts 17:24
The God who made the world and everything in it, being Lord of heaven and earth, does not live in temples made by man.

Not going to Church ain't a sin.

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Blackhawk01: 8:31am On Aug 06, 2017
Mood swing. I'm just unnecessarily cranky. angry undecided
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Adexy4us(m): 8:32am On Aug 06, 2017
Yet to see who church don help...
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by crunchyg: 8:34am On Aug 06, 2017
rheether:
Because out mumu don do..
As you fine like this you actually typed this rubbish? SMH
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Emmatdayo(m): 8:35am On Aug 06, 2017
edidiongmichael:


God can not forsake the gathering of the righteous. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
how can we keep the sabbath day holy, we what we see ladies wear to church nowadays is no different from what slut swear to club houses. undecided undecided

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by gnykelly(m): 8:38am On Aug 06, 2017
edidiongmichael:
This is a very important question for Christians that are not going to church today. What's your excuse? What if trumpet sounds today, what will you tell God as pe why you stayed back from church?

the fear tactics is why you are going to church.

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by kobijacobs(m): 8:54am On Aug 06, 2017
abeg for ur mind now, if trumpet sound e mean sey u go reach Heaven becos u go church? hahahahahahaha!!!

u funny ah swear

make u dey there dey give urself hope.

church doesn't guarantee u a place in Heaven, rather focus on living a righteous life(a life without sin)

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Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by teemswest(m): 8:56am On Aug 06, 2017
No light to iron
Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Nobody: 9:03am On Aug 06, 2017
i haven't stepped my feet in church for months, i just got tired of the whole routine, wake up on Sunday morning rush to church like a saint get a good seat listen to the pastor renew his brainwashing tactics, talk about money make some folks feel like failures challenge you to expect money during the week from where you didn't sow pay some tithe and offering. then listen to him boast about his wealth and riches, you go home feeling depressed only to repeat the thrash next week. thank you lord but I'll pass.

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