Yea, I promise to stop masturbating.but Believe me, i am trying.

I would have actualize mine ooo I'd not for Buhary.

thepussyhunter:
Well i made a resolution last year not to have sex again till i get married and so i've kept that shiiiii and remained cellibate for the past 8-months or rather 10-months (if you add the last two months of last year; november and december when i didnt fvck anyone)

all thanks to God, work, football, nairaland, all the worwor ladies around me
(i couldnt have done it without ur ugly faces scaring me away from sex)
and lastly hunter my dick who has refused to allow strong dangerous konji hold him for the past 8-months
(even if there have been small less dangerous konjis)

i'm soooo not keeping that resolution next year though...............at least its gonna be a new year which means new resolutions....

Body no be fire wood

only eight month abi ten month and you're thinking you have try haba

Mariinee:
Worst?
Worst keh?

yeah...worst!!

You didnt have any guy (boyfriend) in ur life for four freaking years

which means there was no one to kiss, no one to cuddle you at night, no one to help murder konji when it attacks, no one to chat romantically with, no one to call you every morning telling you how beautiful you are, no one you could ask petty things from, no one to take you to the heavens on ur birthday etc......

oh it must have been awful

hope you'll make up for the lost years sha...........

I'm single
just putting it out there

Oyindidi:
Lol.

nice
thats a really cool name

do send my regards to him

thepussyhunter:


yeah...worst!!

You didnt have any guy (boyfriend) in ur life for four freaking years

which means there was no one to kiss, no one to cuddle you at night, no one to help murder konji when it attacks, no one to chat romantically with, no one to call you every morning telling you how beautiful you are, no one you could ask petty things from, no one to take you to the heavens on ur birthday etc......

oh it must have been awful

hope you'll make up for the lost years sha...........

I'm single
just putting it out there

Hahahaha... I don't think all of these stuffs you mentioned are important.
You're single? Oh yeah?

Have actualized mine

No, how I wish someone could hear my cries.

thepussyhunter:



aaah!!!!!

is dis some temptation of some sort to make me break my resolution


you actually think if i would abstain from sex if hook up with an extremely pretty lady like you

wait o.........maybe na good temptation to test my faith as dem tempt Jesus own 3 times...........

I ACCEPT THE TEMPTATION!!!

oya how do we go about the hook uping

and if you just tell me say na joke thunder go just fire you right now (17:11pm) o

bhahahahaha. after I thought you have repent. you're still being tempted by jokes

Pierced:
Do peeps still do new ur revolution? I doubt it.

I don't do it.............cos I know I will definitely not stick 2 it.

na wa oo. So no b only me?

thepussyhunter:



aaah!!!!!

is dis some temptation of some sort to make me break my resolution


you actually think if i would abstain from sex if hook up with an extremely pretty lady like you

wait o.........maybe na good temptation to test my faith as dem tempt Jesus own 3 times...........

I ACCEPT THE TEMPTATION!!!

oya how do we go about the hook uping

and if you just tell me say na joke thunder go just fire you right now (17:11pm) o

bhahahahaha. after I thought you have repent. you're still being tempted by jokes.

QueenSekxy:

lol..funny you, ,I'm good dear and you?

i'm good..............just missed your hilarious comments for a while

how was work or school, or church, or the trip/journey,
whichever one it is

thepussyhunter:


i'm good..............just missed your hilarious comments for a while

how was work or school, or church, or the trip/journey,
whichever one it is

hahahahahahahah...school/work/church/trip/journey..everything is fine dear..hope you are good

am still running towards, rounding up,4 does dat wonts it day difficult for me pls dance ur ragge let me dance my blues

stilldoingokay:




only eight month abi ten month and you're thinking you have try haba

aaaah!!!!

You call am only 8 years

anyways i wont argue with you

you're a lady after all and you know not the ways of the male konji

It hasnt been actualised yet

Mariinee:
Hahahaha... I don't think all of these stuffs you mentioned are important.
You're single? Oh yeah?

who says?

These things are of utmost importance hun

and yeah i'm single

just incase you're looking for someone anyone to make up for the lost years with

thepussyhunter:


who says?

These things are of utmost importance hun

and yeah i'm single

just incase you're looking for someone anyone to make up for the lost years with

my boss

The Ibadan girl is taken based on logistics

Mine was to go closer to God through his words as well as have harden heart to deal with some shiit.

stilldoingokay:




bhahahahaha. after I thought you have repent. you're still being tempted by jokes.

she want joking o.......i know the bae very well

and who am i to not get tempted by jokes

i aiint jesus and i'm perfect after all

QueenSekxy:

hahahahahahahah...school/work/church/trip/journey..everything is fine dear..hope you are good

yeah i'm

anyways do have a nice evening

lemme goan cook

sunshineG:
my boss

The Ibadan girl is taken based on logistics

by who?

YES!

thepussyhunter:

yeah i'm
anyways do have a nice evening
lemme goan cook

Lol I will love to join you only when it is ready...mention me!!happy cooking

QueenSekxy:

Lol I will love to join you only when it is ready...mention me!!happy cooking

shey you see this evil aunty

really i dont know why the super beautiful ladies end up being the ..... Ones

i thought you were gonna volunteer to help me sef

and i no dey call you anything.............




Would see you around dear

Yes! And I'm proud of myself! I promised not to drink soda anymore because it was affecting my health and I successfully haven't tasted a drop of it till today and I feel MUCH healthier, can live on less sleep, and feel dehydrated less. At worst, if I don't feel like drinking water then I occasionally drink juice or zobo. But no more soda, that sh*t is poison!!

thepussyhunter:


shey you see this evil aunty

really i dont know why the super beautiful ladies end up being the ..... Ones

i thought you were gonna volunteer to help me sef

and i no dey call you anything.............




Would see you around dear

hahahahahaha..chai,,funny you

thepussyhunter:


who says?

These things are of utmost importance hun

and yeah i'm single

just incase you're looking for someone anyone to make up for the lost years with

Hehehehe...
Issokae

it's simple, i made a resolutn 3yrs ago not 2 visit hospital for any treatmnt or injectns. i get sick oo but once d thought of hospital comes i get well. dont ask me how its faith.

thepussyhunter:


by who?

just know my chairman
It is a logistical thing

It ain't my fault

nna eh mine waz to stop taking pills..but its easier said than done...waiting 4 ds nite's dose sef