you really are 2 hot too handle. guy keep it up

^^ Ashewo, bosoms lover!

lol haba! no be only bosoms o!

^^ What else?

u really want to know

Yes!!

is this what maturity does to people?

wetin concern seun with this one naw?
are u ok



u mess aso rock vibrate

na to day, lol

u mess sallah ram wey dem tie for tree say BROS U BAD O

D1KeleVra:

^^^honey. . . sit down there dey eat ya boli jo!

Which boli? You don finish the boli already na

Studio CFR:

na to day, lol

u mess sallah ram wey dem tie for tree say BROS U BAD O

Feel free to paste jokes here all ye who have no humor and resort to copy and paste Smiley DO NOT CHAT ON THIS THREAD OR I GO VESK
Smiley
Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man

(Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English".

Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued:





Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible"



Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side"

Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"

Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him pallies"

Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"

Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"

Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"

Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"

Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros"

Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind"

Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus standa come arrange the yawa"

Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye men of little faith"

Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him pallies, shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND "

Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?

Akpomiemie: him pallies come hala say sho, Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH?"

Read it again

Copied!!

A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park.

The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.
So the black guy said "Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he went mad, "where are my bananas?" The white guy said "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.

The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, 'can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet. The black guy said ok.

When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude said "Mr. don't get involved, its a family matter!!!"

Ben-10:

Copied!!

A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park.

The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.
So the black guy said "Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he went mad, "where are my bananas?" The white guy said "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.

The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, 'can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet. The black guy said ok.

When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude said "Mr. don't get involved, its a family matter!!!"

tanimz:

whats the laughter for Gutter Gurl?

tayo_ast:

trouble maker, u're back

And so

Maybe

make una try get a room na, i go dial Ben number for una o

@ben 10,nice joke

@ben 10,nice joke