tayo_ast:

u're not even sure

Go away

Obviously

Just stay on Topic!

A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shout:
"Get up quickly, my husband is here!!'',
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himself and then realizes; "Damn i am the husband"

Who should be stoned to death?

3 guys were gisting at a bar. The 1st guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of 2 cities & gave birth 2 twins.

The 2nd said his wife was reading d 3muskteers and gave birth to 3plets.

The 3rd guy dropped his beer bottle & started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book & they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the 40 thieves and she is pregnant; not in dis house…it cant happen!

LOL@Jokes

tayo_ast:

u really nid 2 calm down.
moments ago, u were having a blast day, . . . wats goin on?

Stay on Topic.
Wanna chat wift me, common here instead of just derailing the threads

Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen!

tayo_ast:

has any1 seen Kunbee?

Yes

A man staying in hotel mistakenly hits a woman's breast with his elbow, he looks at her and says:"Madam if your heart is as soft as your breast I know you will forgive me" The woman smiles and replies :"Sir if your d*&%k is as hard as your elbow am in room 210"