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Why Tonto com do teeth like roasted goat teeth. D police too com dey look like say hin nefa see two oyinbo pepper before. Na dis kain police dem ddey put for stadium mak he monitor crowd. But na futubol hin go dey watch.

Make "mo feran jesu gan" star no go do dis kain tin o. I hear say hin be registered nurse for amelica.

Everyone has goofed at one time in life.

This looks like please rate me. Was he brushing in the kitchen?

I don't blame the person that wrote it. PHCN service is annoying.

A man who holds a secondary school certificate, Stephen Nwankwo, but worked as a doctor in a fake hospital has been arrested alongside the owner of the hospital.

Nwankwo said they took delivery of over 90 babies within the two years he worked in the hospital established by 39-year-old Gabriel Onyema, another secondary school leaver, who lives in Ghana and sells paper.

The suspects spoke with journalists while being paraded on Friday at the Lagos State Police Command Headquarters, Ikeja.

Spokesperson for the police command, Ngozi Braide, said Nwankwo and Onyema were arrested by officers of Area ‘E’ Police Command, FESTAC Town, after a pregnant woman, who had gone to the hospital, died during labour.

40-year-old Nwankwo said he was an auxiliary doctor in a hospital in Ondo State before he moved to Lagos, where he was employed by Onyema.

But while being questioned by journalists, it turned out that he was only a non-medical employee in the unnamed hospital.

The suspect said, “I worked in a hospital in Ondo State sometime ago. I finished from a secondary school before getting a job in Care Hospital, Iba.

“I met Gabriel (Onyema) in the house where he was living in Iba and told him the house was good for a hospital. We then teamed up and entered into a partnership with another man, Dr. Abayomi.

“Gabriel later said I should start working in the hospital as a doctor as well. We undertook up to 90 deliveries. There was a delivery we started about 8 am but did not end until 4 pm. The woman lost a lot of blood. When the baby did not come out on time, we used hand to pull the baby out.”

He, however, claimed that the woman and her baby survived the operation.

Onyema said he lives mostly in Ghana “where I sell bond papers.”

Asked if the hospital was registered, he said, “Work is ongoing on the registration.”

He stated, “I don’t really know all the details of what the doctors I employed there do. They are in the best position to tell you since I was always in Ghana.”

When journalists asked if he was aware his employees perform illegal procedures in the hospital, Onyema said, “Ask me a valid question.” He refused to answer questions onwards.

Meanwhile, the police also paraded four robbery suspects who were arrested during a gun battle with a team of anti-robbery men in Okokomaiko area of Lagos.

“On July 26, 2013, the control room got a distress call that a woman was being robbed in her house in Okokomaiko. The men of the anti-robbery team under the Area ‘E’ Command were able to arrest Godwin Obinwa, who later gave a confession, which led to the arrest of other members of the gang – Nonso Mbonu, Emmanuel Andy and Duke Onugbo,” Braide said.

The police recovered eight guns at Fooma Hotel, Okokomaiko, where the robbers lodged.
Souce: http://www.punchng.com/news/fake-doctor-takes-delivery-of-over-90-babies/

The news reminds me of a skyscraper in Togo. They said it is the tallest building in that country and it is visible just from anywhere. So small a country.

Wen dem go finish dis program sef?

andymofia: guy go siddon, you just dey yarn wetin u no know,
did you not read the story? he had killed himself
before they arrived.

Nobody needed to arrive. According to the story, people were looking at him when he removed his clothes and started climbing the pylon. In my area, I know some people who have mobile numbers of PHCN officials because they hate power failure especially when the fault is not general. They will quickly call them to come and fix it and won't mind compensating them for their worries. I presume such people will be amongst the crowd and should have called for power in that area to be switched off while the man was still climbing. This would have been done before the Power officials, firefighters e.t.c even got to the scene. Capiche!

Richfella: You get NEPA number

Nepa dey for Kenya?

frosbel: Does God eat Money ?

To have assets worth £8m while there are needy people in the church is a crime against God and a crime against humanity.

Give the money back to those who need it .

Yes, you're right. The humans are the church and not the building, cars e.t.c

But wait o, I hope this professor is not staying in a face me I slap you house because most of this professors get problems. I no know weda na d book wey dem don jak dey turn dia brain upside. In school den, one professor had an old school Suzuki bike and a beetle car. Although the bike was still looking new, the beetle was a complete jalopy. No one is saying he should become extravagant but at least, get something decent. This life is too short. The professor in question may not have a house of is own hence staying in a rented apartment. Abi na minimum wage dem dey pay professors ni? And police dey do one tin wey I no like. Na d complainant dem go dey side, weda hin dey guilty or not.

He suffered the fate after he reportedly
beat up the carpenter’s little child as a
correctionalmeasure at their house at 7,
Ayobami Atemogbola Street, off Abaranje
Road, Ikotun.,

Bami na omo mi, ko denu olomo.

e be lik say I dey see small "k" leg.

Dem talk say hips, u dey talk anoda tin. OP, me I no go fit choose o as my head don dey scatter/confuse already.

If that story is true, then I spent another separation looming. A materialistic person will aways be one. Nothing can change her again cos she must have been used to that lifestyle. Sorry o Frank, I didn't even know he had remarried.

I hope the juicy Saka port advertisement won't work against them at this time. Instead of people porting to mtn, they'll be porting out.

All his friends go don die finish. No matter how strong he might be claiming, infirmity must have set and he can't tell me he's enjoying himself with the way he looks. Like someone said, I want to live long but not as long as this.

Rubbish! Once my mind has been programmed that it is not the real thing, it can't give me the real feeling.

No be d hairstyle wey she carry go do interview for Wazobia f.m about 3 days ago be dis. She don dey loose am. dat her forehead no even good as she do am. D tin be like ram forehead wey jus fight finish.

kudos to her. She really tried. The Army is very tough to join. Those who served(NYSC) know better.

I did scans several timesand
nobody told me that I was carrying
tortoisein my womb. What they alwaystold
me was that I am alright and would deliver
at the right time,”

Scan machines don't always give the true pix of what's inside the womb. I have seen a woman who had twins but scan said one.

All dis small small countries. Na only wen una dey benefit from us una dey recognise us. After one year now, una go dey deport our people say we dey disturb una. God punish all of una.

Very courageous of him to admit that publicly. But the fact of the matter is that most people join the force as a result of the unemployment situation in the country; not because of they like combat. So when they get there, they will always be concerned about how much money they make rather than contribute positively to the force. That is why job racketeering in the force must stop so as to employ the right people. Then they should be adequately compensated. I'm not sure about this but seems there was a recent news that 5k should be deducted from their salaries. This to me is dangerous as it can spur them not to be dedicated/loyal any longer. I also pity them sometimes when I see them in the streets with no bullet proof jacket. A police can be shot at at anytime because he doesn't know the looming danger around and he's always a target by criminals. So this jacket could be a life saver sometimes. Some even don't carry fire power and they expected to challenge armed robbers. All these are counterproductive and can make them make huge money illegally instead of making peanuts and remaining loyal to an organization that is not concerned about there wellbeing and safety. Though there will always be bad eggs in the force, but if proper management/administration is permitted in the force, this menace will be curbed.

Thank God the attempt to travel to this country late last year by someone close to me failed. Maybe, we all would have been in Habiba's mother's situation. Sometimes, there's surely blessing in disappointment. RIP Habiba.

That's very shocking. If only he knew. Another set of people have had their means of livelihood. abruptly cut short. RIP.

So the fools were busy watching and taking
pix while he climbs that tall pylon. When a
call should have been made for that area's
power to be switched off. This is what the
white will never allow to happen except the
victim does it suddenly or secretly at night.
Dem go even dey beg/pet u sef. Maybe na
poverty dey cause am wen d pesin wey dey
luk sef nefa chop for d past 3 days.

OP, maybe you concluded that the person is a graduate because of the parked Honda Odyssey but it doesn't follow sir. The advertisement board is funny though.

So the fools were busy watching and taking pix while he climbs that tall pylon. When a call should have been made for that area's power to be switched off. This is what the white will never allow to happen except the victim does it suddenly or secretly at night. Dem go even dey beg/pet u sef. Maybe na poverty dey cause am wen d pesin wey dey luk sef nefa chop for d past 3 days.