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*Oya, cut N10 own for me.
*Lying down is my hobby.
*Oh no no no....God forbid, I wanted to be chibuzo but with all these things that you have said...no no no...I can't...
Courtesy; House of Ajebo.
I pray they remain true friends till the end of their days.

Na wa o, Fifty year old? Is Yetunde Akilapa her role model?

You should have said 4.

ferhyntorlah:
My dear, I have your antedote: eating taking beans products, take ampicillin - the one with black and yellow colour. I learnt this from uncle who also has the same reaction with any meal made with beans.

Phahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ letter of undertaking.

I really don't like taking drugs as I believe they have side effects whether immediately or in the future. I only take them when it's absolutely necessary. I can give it a try though especially when I'm going out so that I won't embarrass myself. The highest my family can do is that letter; outsiders go embarrass me so tey I go regret say why I comot sef. And talking about letter of undertaking, d tin funny abi? Na so me sef dey laugh o wen I hear am. The last time I was made to write that letter was in school. Thanks for the tip though; Have fun!

I don't blame them; no more confidence in the police.

The lack of confidence in the Police and the judiciary system overtime has encouraged jungle justice in the society. Now, I would have preferred those guys being apprehended for interrogation because I believe there's a snitch in that filling station. With their death now, probably the thief that gives out information is still working at the petrol station and could plan another operation.

He's not serious; how can blanket be silly when bearing such names with animals and non living things is common with them. e.g Tiger woods, Rocky stone, Bill board, job, Dick Bush, Duck, Butcher e.t.c. the list is endless. Sometimes, I just wonder whether they don't know the meaning of these words they adopt as their names.

Nice sneakers. Wear these pairs with your little child and you both become cynosure of all eyes

fulanimafia:


I hope you used a red biro to sign the letter.

Me? Sign letter ke? By the time I turn the whole house upside down, na dem go dey beg me sef.

When you drive cars like these, you feel more motivated to work harder. God bless my hustle.

I ate 7 pieces of Akara, about the size of the undone ones in the picture the other day and I nearly killed everybody in the house. It was as if I was the only one that ate it-anything beans go just dey dabaru my system anyhow. But I like Akara especially when soft, not overcooked and hot. I requested it again recently and they demanded a letter of undertaking from me-can you imagine that?

Nice ring- I love u, no be for mouth. I just pray say boys no go chop off that finger o.

Ama80:
I share ur view.saying it as it is.it is whom u are,don't let anyone tell u otherwise.

Thanks.

rightthing276:
This kind of toilet is common in the south n not just Bayelsa. Its built on water. Trust me when I say its the best kind of public toilet. No fear of infection cus the tide always washes away the deposits. Its also airy and smelless.
Children wud do their thing outside while adults have their own private enclosure

One hell of a fun toilet especially when the tide has come and also @ night

And you bless the fishes in the water with your heavy bombardment...lol..@topic, see where boys take enter Ben Bruce body. Una just wan make dis guy shut up by force.

The mention of a Toyota Matrix is to make us feel that she's actually cursed. How are we sure that she didn't steal to buy the car. Anyway, I pray she overcomes this embarrassing predicament.

Nice sneakers. Wear these pairs with your little child and you both become cynosure of all eyes

The Zebra yansh gets it.

Ama80:
not a hater.d children don't look as gud as d parents.wat kind of dress is d little one wearing.cut ✂ n sow as dis age.look at Ds dress below,I expect dakore to prink up her babies not Ds cheap looking ones.she has d capabilities to do better both financially n otherwise.

Thank you jare; I knew something was not just right about the looks of those girls and some fucktards here quoted me with their gibberish. The fact that majority on this thread passed them as cute doesn't mean I won't submit my opinion even if it's not pleasant. I don't follow the crowd like some have done here! I saw Olumide's baby the other day and I was wowed-i didn't even hesitate to pass the boy as cute. Objectivity is my watchword not sentiments!

mysticgal:
See haters who appreciate nothing when the see good mtcheew.beautiful family jare

What's wrong with you people?! Do we have to see things same way? There's no hating here; I have appreciated cute children here and I won't be scared of people like you when baring my mind on children that are not so cute. If you have a contrary opinion, pass it without resorting to name calling, Abeg!

Bluetooth2:
You are very S.T.U.P.I.D

You are a F.O.O.L!

You can provide solutions to problems if you think. OP bia, u no go tell me weda I get am.

Hey, what is going on here? Are they someone else's children? Both parents are fine but their children are not. Abi na d husband sunshade dey deceive ni because I'm sure Dakore is pretty.

OP, shey u sef no like bobby and yansh?

OP, shey d child na boy or girl because e use style get ikebe small.

Lol, how many people sabi wetin dem dey call yoga for naija?

Na wa o..how do they manage to walk/stay there? God is wonderful-but since they have the ability to stay there, it's an advantage to them. At least they will be safer there than in the bush where other wild animals are abound.

Lol, I kinda like it because of the message. Although I will be mad at her to let her realise that what she did was bad. The little scolding might prevent a recurrence but I'll use the car like that. Already imagining funny/interesting discussion that will arise from friends/people when they see it. See her teeth.

This car looks intimidating at the front but the side view is a bit disappointing. And OP, this thread should be in car talk section.

I'm with you on this one Okocha. Infact, I have stopped watching Nigerian matches. How many years I don spend wey I go dey get hypertension.

Swallowing all manners of chalk regularly is bad for health.

But OP, it's obvious that the fan was joking. So Kate's reply was in order-no need for harsh talk under this circumstance.