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The worst culprits are banks.

Dis world sef, she bought a modest car now, una dey complain. If she go buy N50m car now, una go say na vanity. Na den we go see people dey advice make she go help d needy. Na wa o.

OP, this can't be real but if it is, the thought of abnormality will prevent my nerves from passing séxual information to my brain.

chess guru: Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you!

This part got me laughing.

Uwakuwak: I,m addicted to gossip

lol, that means even those who don't surf the net and nairaland will know about all the addictions people have posted so far. Thank God I didn't post mine.

Da_b¤§§.:
At least he said sorry. Most people won't

Yes, but was he remorseful? Seems to me like he was mocking the car owner.

Just drank some yesterday. I just had this feeling that it will be of immense benefits so I decided to drink it.

valicious1: Now she sent me a text calling me an unrepentant atheist who would burn in hell (in my own car lol).

Haba! On top wetin na? That sister of yours has fanaticism enough to join Boko Haram if she was a Muslim. If she was that religious, couldn't she bless the car herself? This is why some people are gullible and easily fall prey to fake pastors. OP, thank God you also pray. Just continue to pray for God's protection and no evil shall befall you within or without the car. Continue living your life jare.

chiomaeva: However, she said her husky voice suits her and her music well. She added:
“I do afro-pop music and RnB. I know I have a husky voice and it works very well for my music. It makes me different and unique. My unique husky voice is an advantage to me.

Talking about turning your lemon to lemonade. I'm sure you will prefer a tiny voice to the husky one you have if given a choice. Besides, what sort of music audition will you be asked to strip? When it is not a beauty pageant.

Another celebrity death hoax. Jobless people-Make una continue, the more the rumour, the more he continues to live long.

Could she serious about this?

I agree with you OP, they look cute. Dis one too look like half-breed abi na my eye dey deceive me.

Those children have been denied the opportunity of enjoying care, love and guidance from their parents everyday.

idnoble135: We live life once? True! Some folks live once and are forgotten a year after they die. Some live and history find it hard to forget them. Live for yourself alone and you live average of 80years. Live for yourself and others and you live even after you die.
You think am poor because of that mentality? I can reel out list of some people who you would term "extremely rich" but who live a modest life and prefer to help the less privileged.
My friend, naked you came to the world, naked shall you leave the earth. So whats the fuss with all this things that would not last forever?

You are right. Imparting lives should be one of the things to be done when God's blessing is evident in a man's life. Such a man will never be forgotten and anybody who bears his name will benefit from his good deeds after he has gone.

Mr.T Anonymous:
And what is JAYWON doing on that list

I wonder too.

What about Cossy?

kreami diva: Dem dey quarrel before Na mature peeps

They actually quarreled but kudos to Don jazzy for showing up. And in case he went there without being invited, more kudos to him again.

Na who send u message? Shebi na d tin wey u wan chop wan kill u.

adtiezy1: How this picture take affect the price of iphone 5 or lumia 920 for market*pricing roasted corn*?

So of all the problems in the world, na how to buy phone be your own. You must still be feeding under your parents.

I remember how he looked like after too much weed. Surprisingly, they are aware of the negative effect but they won't stop. Addiction is really bad.

prologue: Women have a way of losing composure around authority figures. Young girls to their school teachers, innocence often being lost to youth leader, drama coordinator or choirmaster and the list goes on.

Spot on, especially when you are brilliant.

We unmarried should be careful of those ladies that are so close to pastors. They are men before men of God. Don't loose your guards n trust anyone with ur daughters, wives, sister and even mothers.

This is also very true. Becoming men of God doesn't make them angels. It is even easier for them since they know that God is merciful enough to always forgive them of their sins. You will even be surprised that some of them who were actually called by God still continue to perform effectively in God's work even though they sleep with their members. My brother, the way God works is mysterious. @OP, there is no need for you to hide this at this stage since your brother is even aware of the plan. You are even further hurting him by trying to withhold the result. Tell him and let the woman face the music. She doesn't deserve your brother. It would have been better if she has not had a baby for the pastor. But please, if your brother is violent enough to kill, please make sure her family members and yours are all present when the issue is discussed and a decision taken. You wouldn't want your brother to continue fathering another man's child, would you?

I don't know why you are all commenting on just one single pix. Someone recently snapped me recently without my knowledge and when I was shown the pix, it wasn't really a true reflection of what I looked like at that time and I immediately deleted it. A recent pix of Burna boy is another example. You all take several digital pixs and you delete and keep some. Why? Although, this tuface's pix might be his true state as at the time, I don't think just one pix is enough.

Reminds me of these notorious robbers too in the past; Lawrence Anini & Shina Rambo.

I suspect these bras will have a hard time holding huge bossoms firmly. If not, why didn't they display big ones for the busty girls in the pix?

The kind of undies they use in movies to make us feel that actresses are unclad. Looking at those girls from the back, you would think they are braless.

Austeenxx: How many times will they capture the leader of Boko Haram?

If they have numerous leaders, the answer to your question will me "numerous times"

First of all, I'm not comfortable calling those old men who do rituals for people herbalists. Secondly, the major reason he went there for job was to study the vicinity so as to discover some loopholes that will give him easy access. Thank God he was caught, otherwise the officials of the rehab especially the males will be in trouble when it is discovered that the woman is pregnant. Thirdly, I knew he can't meet the bail conditions. Who would associate with someone like that and jeopardize his reputation.

abu12: [size=14pt]"Lagos To Issue Residents Identity Cards By January 2013. [/size]

Hmmmm by the time lagos state will start operation show your ID-CARD, lagos state will make more money and you go see deportation

With insecurity level increasing daily and the recently captured Boko Haram suspects in Lagos, such move will be laudable.

As bad as this country is, I can't consider relocating to Benin Republic. A country that shakes and begs when Nigeria closes border. What are my people looking for? It's obvious they are all hustlers with little earnings to show for it because if they are not, procuring their passports and IDs won't be a problem for them to finance. The Benin authorities have no blame at all. If dem no fit obtain those documents. make dem dey come back home.

Lovely family. Hmmmm..the baby decided to go with her father.