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Okijajuju1: #RighteousGospel..





#Preach..

Missmossy: M very fine....you could just keep yourself occupied with something interesting to prevent boredom.

Good morning.

yeah. .thanks. .good morning..another cold morning

Missmossy: Sure i did that very fast...my classes went well despite the rain though...wassup

lucky you...I'm good..just bored ...how are you doing??

missterious

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Ivanspring: Go and read for your WAEC before you accuse GEJ for your failure.

* I don't understand why young people these days sleep, sing, chat, text, eat and even drink s.ex*

May God have mercy on this generation.

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Happy u came to me.


























Odoju for u.

Missmossy: Hahahaha what a wonderful advice i must confess

But..... i can't sleep off,i have a class by 12-2pm. Rehearsals for our musicals by 4-6pm. Chai! Only me"" couldn't go for my first 8-10am class because of this rain.


Lucky you! You don't have a reason to step out,i wish it was same for me too.

lolzz. . .eeeyaaa. . .better get yourself up then . . .

Missmossy: Good morning...is it raining ova dre too?

I feel everywhere is flooded,i don't wanna step out

yeah ts raining here too. . I dont wanna get off my bed ahswr lol. . Well i dnt have a reason to. . . .you dont have to step out. . Just stay on your bed. . Cover yourself and sleep off

LARRYDKING: former state of well being. Returning the car and everything, going back to zero position. That's d state.

in the context "returning back to THE states" that can't be what he means

Utchgirl: USN....United state of Nigeria. Plz dnt mind Andyblaze oooo.This is jus one of his many jokes

lol...I know him more than he knows himself

Missmossy: Don't mention....ow u doin?

Missmossy: Mister 3coins why are u shining your teeth naa? Lollz"" don't think i have seen u here before....welcome

yeah yeah....I am here now ...thanks for welcoming me

Spaxon: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that , that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in MY closet now."

Rhejhoize: hy heard d change of course is out got 59.50 n my cutoff is 63 i passed 4 catchment area am part of elds is dere need for change of course

naijaboiy: Good,,it should remain that way

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MrsBreezy: Well that's good. Chill with your women and wrinkles...

MrsBreezy: Lol then you'd look like an old man with so much wrinkles

yeah yeahh...I love it...it makes me get Women nt lil girls

MrsBreezy: You should smile more often then.

nahh..it makes me look like a baby

MrsBreezy: frowning causes wrinkles...

rattlesnake: this guy pix shows he's gat norring much to offer

MrsBreezy: Looool that's good

Annypie: lol..makes mi wonder how their lollilop is gnna be..buh seriousli,its just funny and gayish jawe..hw wuld a guy,be having d yansh am suppose to hav..whats dat na

rawpadgin: u mean like Chelsea's ivanovic ?

Alex too

hungryboy: I have a flat bum bum and am single
lets mingle